This is the official sidearm baby batter guzzlers thread.
Linguistic souffle guzzling."Defensive" vs what??? Offensive? If you're drawing this distinction you are probably a fag, and functionally illiterate. Go beg Gloria Allred to sue whatever school you went to for a refund. They failed. The only thing you learned was how blow the janitorial staff.
Economic tapioca guzzling. If you are worried about the difference in cost between 9mm, 45 ACP... you probably don't value your life very much and should save everyone the grief of reading your scribbling here and just go back to sucking dick.
Physics cream pie guzzling. If you are consumed with gel tests you are probably worried about what sort of gel they use to make the pocket pussy stored in your murse. You will never get real pussy so go back to bagpiping, and let your boyfriend keep stuffing your ass with gel.
Geometric goo guzzling. If you think the difference in diameter between 9mm, 40... makes a difference it is probably because you are in a state of grief that the diameter of something else resembles a sewer pipe and your farts went from squeakers to silent and free flowing winds a long time ago. Your dad told you to suck dick instead of getting rectum-rammed. Listen to your dad.
Government issue salt water taffy guzzling. If you are consumed with whatever the 75th Ranger Regiment is using for anything you were/are one of those fags lurking outside the gate waiting to get an orifice stretched. At one time the 75th had K-Cars. The only thing you might pay attention to is which knee pads they use. Get a set and go back to choking on pole in comfort.
Cyber skeet guzzling. If you do not know what works best in your gun it is because you try to divine important things from the internet while limiting real world testing to things like how large of an object you can fit in your mouth. There is a difference. Oxygen deprivation keeps you from knowing what that is.
Linguistic souffle guzzling."Defensive" vs what??? Offensive? If you're drawing this distinction you are probably a fag, and functionally illiterate. Go beg Gloria Allred to sue whatever school you went to for a refund. They failed. The only thing you learned was how blow the janitorial staff.
Economic tapioca guzzling. If you are worried about the difference in cost between 9mm, 45 ACP... you probably don't value your life very much and should save everyone the grief of reading your scribbling here and just go back to sucking dick.
Physics cream pie guzzling. If you are consumed with gel tests you are probably worried about what sort of gel they use to make the pocket pussy stored in your murse. You will never get real pussy so go back to bagpiping, and let your boyfriend keep stuffing your ass with gel.
Geometric goo guzzling. If you think the difference in diameter between 9mm, 40... makes a difference it is probably because you are in a state of grief that the diameter of something else resembles a sewer pipe and your farts went from squeakers to silent and free flowing winds a long time ago. Your dad told you to suck dick instead of getting rectum-rammed. Listen to your dad.
Government issue salt water taffy guzzling. If you are consumed with whatever the 75th Ranger Regiment is using for anything you were/are one of those fags lurking outside the gate waiting to get an orifice stretched. At one time the 75th had K-Cars. The only thing you might pay attention to is which knee pads they use. Get a set and go back to choking on pole in comfort.
Cyber skeet guzzling. If you do not know what works best in your gun it is because you try to divine important things from the internet while limiting real world testing to things like how large of an object you can fit in your mouth. There is a difference. Oxygen deprivation keeps you from knowing what that is.
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