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In the absence of any context from the OP's deleted post, this is a hilarious response :ROFLMAO:
 
Handjobs have actually gotten cheaper if its a self administered application.

The alternative of getting a "service provider" will cost way more in flowers, dinner and bullshit due to the inflationary pressures on those prerequisites to receiving service.

An opposable thumb was Gods gift to man after Eve fucked things up.
 
Handjobs have actually gotten cheaper if its a self administered application.

The alternative of getting a "service provider" will cost way more in flowers, dinner and bullshit due to the inflationary pressures on those prerequisites to receiving service.

An opposable thumb was Gods gift to man after Eve fucked things up.
OP’s only guideline was that it was to be given by a “service provider”. I thought about recommending he use “the stranger” technique to keep costs down.
The stranger
 
I bethcha a dollar, they were being really naughty and shooting guns. We just didn't get to see it.

Nah! He is one of those hyper sensitive autistics that goes spastic at unexpected or loud noises as well he fears sunlight which means he is a vampire....

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or maybe Jack Dorsey gave him a facial.
 
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