Delta Airlines bans "emotional support" animals

[1moaoff]

How about if we just agree to let your emotional support 300 deal with short term (range) issues, and my Grendel to deal with long term (range) issues? Reasonable people reach reasonable compromises. And we can still sit together on the plane and bitch about the rest of the emotionally handicapped passengers.

Did you really say to use your Grendel for long range

 

[Solid7]

Soooo... yes or no to the skanks?

Absolutely. Skanks are protected by federal law. We all know this.

Silly bastard.

 

[Solid7]

Did you really say to use your Grendel for long range

Longer than 300, to be sure. "Long" is relative to the audience, I understand. I mean, we can compare manhood. You'll quickly see what I mean, when I pull out my 300 Blackout.

 

[Numedal]

My mom provides exhibit A. To pre-empt some of you who might think my mother "might be the problem"... she's been the American Airlines Flight Attendant of the year a half dozen times, is a trainer for the company, and was inducted into the company hall of fame which is kinda of a big deal. That said:

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Wait wait wait.. "Seeing eye goose"??

This sounds good

 

[The D]

How about if we just agree to let your emotional support 300 deal with short term (range) issues, and my Grendel to deal with long term (range) issues? Reasonable people reach reasonable compromises. And we can still sit together on the plane and bitch about the rest of the emotionally handicapped passengers.

Deal. People helping people

 

[norcalAF]

View attachment 7523019My ESA is so pissed about this no fly stuff, it won't git out of the car !

HOV lane here we come!

 

[clcustom1911]

I wish that were true. Fucking mini horses were in the guidelines at one point

My mom had that mini-horse on her flight.

 

[Solid7]

My mom had that mini-horse on her flight.

Was that before they banned masturbation on flights? Because it might have just been that other guy under the blanket...

 

[Lowlight]

I just want to know what the fuck does me sitting in first class eating an almond have to do with the dip shit at the back of the plane with a peanut allergy ?

Why do I have to be warned or restricted from eating nuts, I don't have an issue and that guy is 32 rows behind me, fuck his allergy.