Dewalt table saw and the dildo.

[LRI]

My good friend Corey left his table saw unattended at the shop last Saturday.

Bad decision.

Background:

These childish acts has been an ongoing war between the two of us for the last several years.

I never imagined that living 5m away from a dirty book store could be so useful.

 

[E. Bryant]

The thought and effort involved in such a prank is impressive.

 

[W54/XM-388]

Nice work, but I would add a couple pro tips next time to make it better.

You should have bought a fleshlight and cleverly hidden the female end of the extension cord just inside the opening.
Then on the phallic symbol, you should have hollowed out the tip a bit more so the male plug could go in with just the prongs sticking out, then insert the phallic symbol slightly into the fleshlight to complete the electrical circuit.

Then get the corn huskers hand lotion from the shop and squirt a couple ropes of it along the ground nearby and over the top of the fleshlight.

 

[powdahound76]

One of the greater Pit thread titles I have seen.

Hilarious.

Love me some good jokes like this!!

I know a guy who ordered a custom rifle. Knew the builder well.
Arrived with a black dildo in place on the adjustable cheek piece.
Hopefully I can find a pic of it.

 

[LRI]

The thought and effort involved in such a prank is impressive.

Had I known just how much effort it takes to drill and size a hole in silicone I might of rethought this.

I had a bit of a sweat worked up sizing that hole with a monster of a corn cob bastard file. Eric, my shop foreman, just stood at a comfortable distance watching and internally questioning why he ever applied here.

 

[MK20]

If you spray a gigantic black dildo with anti static laundry spray and wrap it in foil and then stick it in your buddy's carry on it will trip TSA sensors.

 

[lash]

If you spray a gigantic black dildo with anti static laundry spray and wrap it in foil and then stick it in your buddy's carry on it will trip TSA sensors.

Okay, so I have to ask. What is the purpose of the anti static laundry spray?

 

[MK20]

Aparrently it trips some chemical sensor.

 

[lash]

Oh, that makes sense.

 

[gonzaga]

That's awesome.... please tell us that you have his reaction on video.

 

[earthquake]

Just duct-tape the dildo to a water bottle. Then they have to remove it from the bag in front of everyone.

 

[LRI]

That's awesome.... please tell us that you have his reaction on video.

"You actually took my saw apart?!!" "WTF is wrong with you...???"

Then he began to comment about how ergonomic the new handle is. I'm taking that to mean I should upgrade all of his power tools...

GOALS.

 

[smoothy8500]

5" is "Colossal"?

Oh, it said " Colours". Must be one of those Swedish book stores

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My good friend Corey left his table saw unattended at the shop last Saturday.

Bad decision.

Background:

These childish acts has been an ongoing war between the two of us for the last several years.

I never imagined that living 5m away from a dirty book store could be so useful.

I am not worthy!!!

Awesome!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If you spray a gigantic black dildo with anti static laundry spray and wrap it in foil and then stick it in your buddy's carry on it will trip TSA sensors.

If you cut a couple of layers of tin foil in the shape of a pistol and slip it in between pages of a book, it will do the same thing...

Just 'sayin.

Sirhr

 

[MK20]

But not as funny when they pull it out.

 

[akmike47]

Great, now there’s going to be shit caked in the prongs.

 

[Bradu]

Had I known just how much effort it takes to drill and size a hole in silicone I might of rethought this.

I had a bit of a sweat worked up sizing that hole with a monster of a corn cob bastard file. Eric, my shop foreman, just stood at a comfortable distance watching and internally questioning why he ever applied here.

You mean he didn't video you stroking that cock with a file

 

[RUTGERS95]

My good friend Corey left his table saw unattended at the shop last Saturday.

Bad decision.

Background:

These childish acts has been an ongoing war between the two of us for the last several years.

I never imagined that living 5m away from a dirty book store could be so useful.

love it, absolutely love it.