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Re: Disguised Weapons
Didn't we have a thread here a year ago or so where somebody had a tactical toilet paper roll and toilet brush?
Didn't we have a thread here a year ago or so where somebody had a tactical toilet paper roll and toilet brush?
Re: Disguised Weapons
Yeah, I'm having a real hard time not looking like a jackass myself (harder than usual).
Yeah, I'm having a real hard time not looking like a jackass myself (harder than usual).
Re: Disguised Weapons
Extremely funny! But this one is better: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=72
I will now have to add this entire site to my favorites list thanks to this thread.
Extremely funny! But this one is better: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=72
I will now have to add this entire site to my favorites list thanks to this thread.
Re: Disguised Weapons
BWAHAHAHA
Original ad:
I am looking for help moving on June 23rd into my new apartment. We will need to load everything from my old apartment into a truck, and then drive to my new place and unload it. I have a lot of furniture that is very heavy, as well as a big screen tv that is bulky. We will need to lift a lot of this stuff down three flights of stairs since it won't fit in my elevator. I will pay $25/hr.
From Mike Anderson to *********@**********.org
Good afternoon!
I saw your ad asking for help moving your furniture into your new apartment. I was wondering if you would be interested in hiring my son. I need him to have a job like this so he can feel better about himself. He has been paralyzed from the neck down for five years now. I always encourage him to do normal things like mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. so he can still feel important even though he does not have the use of his arms or legs. This job would be a huge boost in his self-esteem and with a little help I am sure he can do it. Please consider him!
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Mike,
I'm sorry, but I don't think this job would be appropriate for your son. A lot of the stuff I need to move is very large and heavy. He sounds like a good kid, but I don't think he would be able to do this. Thanks for the offer, though.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
I think you are underestimating my son. He can do anything he puts his mind to. I told him I got him a job and he was so excited. Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Oh man...
I don't hate handicapped people. I really just don't see how your son can help, no offense. How can he move anything with his arms and legs? You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?
I apologize, but next time you shouldn't tell your son you got him a job before making sure it is ok with the employer.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you? You never even met my son, and already you are telling me what he can and can't do. He does a great job mowing the lawn. We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has. It makes him feel normal again.
I don't have the heart to tell him that he won't be doing this job, so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
You've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
BWAHAHAHA
Original ad:
I am looking for help moving on June 23rd into my new apartment. We will need to load everything from my old apartment into a truck, and then drive to my new place and unload it. I have a lot of furniture that is very heavy, as well as a big screen tv that is bulky. We will need to lift a lot of this stuff down three flights of stairs since it won't fit in my elevator. I will pay $25/hr.
From Mike Anderson to *********@**********.org
Good afternoon!
I saw your ad asking for help moving your furniture into your new apartment. I was wondering if you would be interested in hiring my son. I need him to have a job like this so he can feel better about himself. He has been paralyzed from the neck down for five years now. I always encourage him to do normal things like mow the lawn, take out the trash, etc. so he can still feel important even though he does not have the use of his arms or legs. This job would be a huge boost in his self-esteem and with a little help I am sure he can do it. Please consider him!
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Mike,
I'm sorry, but I don't think this job would be appropriate for your son. A lot of the stuff I need to move is very large and heavy. He sounds like a good kid, but I don't think he would be able to do this. Thanks for the offer, though.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
I think you are underestimating my son. He can do anything he puts his mind to. I told him I got him a job and he was so excited. Do I really have to go and tell him that the guy changed his mind because he hates handicapped people?
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
Oh man...
I don't hate handicapped people. I really just don't see how your son can help, no offense. How can he move anything with his arms and legs? You said he mows the lawn and takes out the trash, how is that even possible?
I apologize, but next time you shouldn't tell your son you got him a job before making sure it is ok with the employer.
Jerry
From Mike Anderson to ************@hotmail.com
Jerry,
Don't tell me how to raise my son. You don't see me telling you how to move your furniture, do you? You never even met my son, and already you are telling me what he can and can't do. He does a great job mowing the lawn. We tied the lawn mower to the back of his wheelchair and he drags it around. You'd be surprised how much torque that wheelchair has. It makes him feel normal again.
I don't have the heart to tell him that he won't be doing this job, so would you be able to come over here and tell him yourself that you hate him and will not hire him? It is the least you could do.
Mike
From ***********@hotmail.com to Me
You've got to be kidding me. This conversation is over.
Re: Disguised Weapons
This had me in fits! Spent a good portion of the night reading these.
Best one so far:
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90
This had me in fits! Spent a good portion of the night reading these.
Best one so far:
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90
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ill take that last one back. after reading some of his other 'tales' hes got this thing down to an art of fuckn with your mind.
ill take that last one back. after reading some of his other 'tales' hes got this thing down to an art of fuckn with your mind.
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Beyond tears.....actually in pain now laughing so hard.
Thanks I needed that.
Beyond tears.....actually in pain now laughing so hard.
Thanks I needed that.
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I laughed until I hurt. This guy has a gift. I am glad I am not on the receiving end of a lot of magazines.
I laughed until I hurt. This guy has a gift. I am glad I am not on the receiving end of a lot of magazines.
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that guy is funny.. every time i see that posted some where i have to stop and read it. it never gets old
that guy is funny.. every time i see that posted some where i have to stop and read it. it never gets old
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TrgrTime56</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Beyond tears.....actually in pain now laughing so hard.
Thanks I needed that. </div></div>
Oh shit, that goes double for me. Damn, I cant take anymore.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TrgrTime56</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Beyond tears.....actually in pain now laughing so hard.
Thanks I needed that. </div></div>
Oh shit, that goes double for me. Damn, I cant take anymore.
Re: Disguised Weapons
I check that site every so often to see the new stuff. The one about the horses had me in pain I was laughing so hard.
I check that site every so often to see the new stuff. The one about the horses had me in pain I was laughing so hard.
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