BREAKING NEWS:
FBI agent under investigation for allegedly serving search warrants at Dunkin Donuts, Popeye's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and a host of other fast food favorites. Investigators claim the agent petitioned courts for search warrants based on suspected criminal activity. Apparently, the entire inventory of the raided establishments were seized as "evidence" in the agent's investigation. It's believed that the evidence seized will never be recovered .....without the aid of a long stainless steel tube, a vacuum, and a skilled technician.