Does she LOOK Stabby?

[John_in_WYO]

Likely runs with scissors……
You gotta love the headline.

Accused Stabber Who Texted 'Let's Fight To The Death' Was Out On Bond For DUI

A Wyoming woman accused to stabbing her boyfriend in the head after texting him, “Let’s fight to the death” was out on bond at the time for her fourth DUI charge in 10 years.

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[kcbird]

Sneaking up on a mother fucker while asleep isn't really fighting to the death.

 

[vinniedelpino]

It's all in the eyes.

This chick is definitely stabby.

 

[HeavyAssault]

Sneaking up on a mother fucker while asleep isn't really fighting to the death.

 

[7.62willdo]

Sneaking up on a mother fucker while asleep isn't really fighting to the death.

If you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t tryin………

 

[hlee]

Shabby? Someone check on @clcustom1911 STAT!

 

[Maggot]

"A search of her truck allegedly revealed marijuana as well.

Out On Bond ​

Serrano was out on bond at the time of the stabbing for a charge of drunk driving she faces in Sublette County District Court.

Her bond was set at $1,500 cash-only, and a man from Long Beach, California, paid it for her July 9, court documents say. "


I get two take aways from this.

-I t was that devil weed that made her do it.

-$1500 bond for attempted murder, DuI, and out on bond for another DUI?...WTF

 

[DocRDS]

Obligatory. Been a rough day/week/fuck it

 

[acudaowner]

you can see the crazy running deep through this one in the eyes , and yes Id still hit it just remember to duck tape before you go to sleep or you might not wake up .

 

[MCHOG]

It's all in the eyes.

This chick is definitely stabby.

Exactly! Just like a horse. Too much white in the eyes and you know you have a wild one.

 

[Aftermath]

Attention @clcustom1911
You might be able to post her bail, maybe have her released to your supervision...
If you can get her into lifting weights and where "dem shoes", seems like a match made in Thermopolis.

 

[EddieNFL]

Sneaking up on a mother fucker while asleep isn't really fighting to the death.

...but tactically effective.

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

She murdered a guy while he slept.

Also had Marijuana in the truck?

Well, well, well, let's make sure we add that to the premeditated murder charge. Bitch was probably illegally parked too. Make sure you don't miss that ticket either.

 

[Sblzrd65]

Ok, no one put her in charge of the PJ party games next time.

 

[232593]

What’s with Idaho and stabbing people in there sleep lately?

 

[Zolar]

Noticed the resemblance ?

 

[n2ishun]

Bitch looks like her chin is a natural resting place for a pair of balls.
Fucking thing sticks out like a shelf.

 

[wvfarrier]

If you find yourself in a fair fight....your tactics suck

 

[Longshot231]

Lorena's eyes says that she would do it again.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Likely runs with scissors……
You gotta love the headline.

Accused Stabber Who Texted 'Let's Fight To The Death' Was Out On Bond For DUI

A Wyoming woman accused to stabbing her boyfriend in the head after texting him, “Let’s fight to the death” was out on bond at the time for her fourth DUI charge in 10 years.

cowboystatedaily.com

This is pretty much any woman under the right conditions.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If her name is Luna, Mercedes, Amber, Crystal or any of other names that are popular in the pole dancing profession. Locked doors and sleeping with one eye open is recommended