Don't Block the %$#king Diesel Pumps!!!!!

[sirhrmechanic]

So I spent 20 minutes waiting at the ONE diesel pump for this dickless, unwashed, lard-assed, tick-bitten, monkey-faced, Sonny-Barger-Wannabe, scooter-trash-who-can't-even-afford-a-Vespa, driving a POS Chevy with Pennsylvania Plates while he blocked the ONLY diesel pump for 20 minutes. During that time, he paid in advance for his ten dollars worth of regular and came out with a bag full of Slim Jim's, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Gummy worms and probably a Diet Coke.

Here's some news for anyone who cares..... people... for f*&ks sake... DON'T BLOCK GAS PUMPS WHILE YOU GO SHOPPING. And if you are a fat-assed monkey-boy Tons of Anarchy Wannabe in a POS Chevy Cruz... DON'T EVER PULL UP AT THE DIESEL PUMP! EVER! You Don't belong there.

Now... off to create a meme of this fat greasy-haired, cousin-porking, scum-weasel jailhouse tat f*&k... and send it viral.

I'll post here, so you can all share it with friends and family.

Idiots.... so many idiots.

Sirhr

 

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God invented 4 low for a reason

 

[timesublime]

came out with a bag full of Slim Jim's, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Gummy worms and probably a Diet Coke.

That combination will give you the "Sheetz!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[lash]

That is some of the most impressive language I have seen in a while. And laid down in a most fluid and effective style. Kudos, my friend...kudos...

Extra points for cohesion and paragraph structure. ??

 

[Stpilot12]

Speaking of Diet coke... It almost came out my fucking nose when I read that. Crying here...

 

[Redmanss]

PA plates, huh? Veer?

And I never would have waited 20 minutes, I don't care how cheap the fuel was there, your patience is admirable. Of course, every pump having both unleaded and diesel is pretty much commonplace where I live. When it's not the case, I do make the effort to not block the diesel pumps, as well as move my vehicle as soon as I'm done pumping if there's anything close to a rush happening.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Was the only pump.... and I was on fumes. Wasn't cheap.... And with the car there... I could not even get out of that dump....

Idiots....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[timesublime]

I was on fumes.

6.7L?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cummins... It didn't help that my air conditioning iced up and it was 84 in the Shenandoah... and I'm in a black truck towing a 24 foot trailer with no AC on a sunny day.

%$##ing retards.

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[PPB]

Well..... at least you are not bitter.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Ease up on the Pa chubtards . They're a protected species . Seriously though , the whole Mid atlantic region is full of ignorant , unconscious, selfish , self absorbed douche fuckin bags . Pa is no exception . Saw some asshole park his truck in the drive thru lane at Wendys and go in . I miss the early eighties when you could give an asshole a shirtdance without fear of going to prison .

 

[Sniperwannabee]

That is annoying

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ease up on the Pa chubtards . They're a protected species . Seriously though , the whole Mid atlantic region is full of ignorant , unconscious, selfish , self absorbed douche fuckin bags . Pa is no exception . Saw some asshole park his truck in the drive thru lane at Wendys and go in . I miss the early eighties when you could give an asshole a shirtdance without fear of going to prison .

Now there's camera's everywhere.... (I checked), so can't use the tire-checker on them like once-upon-a-time....

Sirhr

 

[Sniperwannabee]

I didn't know you could ice up an auto ac

 

[EddieNFL]

So many...

- Waits in line five minutes while cashier rings up groceries. Waits for a total before pulling out wallet/opening purse.
-- Digs in bottom of purse for the two pennies she knows she has
-- Balances checkbook before leaving

- Stands in line at XXX for five minutes. When it's his turn, decides it's time to look at the menu

- Asks questions about half the menu items while sitting in the drive-thru.
-- Cashier opens window and he's busy talking/texting
-- Finally gets his order and sits at the window counting his fries

- Sends husband back for another half-dozen items while the cashier taps her foot

My personal favorite:

- Trys several CCs, each rejected. Finally ask for $XX on this one, $XX on that one and pays cash for the remainder

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If it's not working right, the exchangers and pipes can frost up in humid weather. Solution is to turn off and let things thaw. Properly working system shhould not do that... but, guess what, I just got it serviced! According to the dealer "They plug it into a 12,000 machine... which tells them it's fine! And, guess what... it isn't!

There are no mechanics any more. Just plug-in-the-nintendo types. Computer says it's fine.... who is I to argue....

Sirhr

 

[Waorani]

Irritates the piss out of me too. But I doubt the average person even has a clue they're blocking access to the limited diesel pumps. And even if they did, common courtesy is dead and they'd still do it.

 

[oneshot86]

Ease up on the Pa chubtards . They're a protected species . Seriously though , the whole Mid atlantic region is full of ignorant , unconscious, selfish , self absorbed douche fuckin bags . Pa is no exception . Saw some asshole park his truck in the drive thru lane at Wendys and go in . I miss the early eighties when you could give an asshole a shirtdance without fear of going to prison .

THREE CHEERS FOR THE EIGHTIES

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I just remembered that at home I have a whole sack of old Caltrops... Several hundred, in fact. I need to start carrying a few in the truck. Quick flick of the wrist... or two.... and it's off to TireRack with the idiots.....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Foul Mike]

Sirh, I think you forgot sperm slurpin in your diatribe but I agree with you.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Boy, somebody had a rough Monday morning.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Boy, somebody had a rough Monday morning.

Not to mention my first gas stop.... at a Flying J.... the pump was FUBAR and it was pumping diesel at about a gallon a minute.... Is it too much to ask for a little competence in this world?

Yes, I suppose it is.

The gene pool doesn't just need chlorine... it needs a complete draining and scrubbing to get the several-billion Baby-Ruth bars floating in it.... out. We brought it on ourselves.... easy living and cures for things that used to get rid of the weak and the patently stupid.

Used to be that life was hard. Harder if you are stupid. Now... there are apps to fix that.

Who wants to invent a "Jump off this Bridge" app? We could call it navigation, but it always ends with a plunge off a bridge.... you know, for the unaware, trusting and monumentally stupid....

Sirhr

 

[QuickNDirty]

God invented 4 low for a reason

^^ This guy knows what time it is..

Some fucking dumbshit kids thought it'd be a great idea to not only trespass on my property, but also to park their damn beater ass truck in front of the locked gate blocking my access.

We pushed that bitch through the gate and locked it in.

Them kids gonna remember that day for the rest of their lives.

 

[ArmyJerry]

Pokeman Plus is the walk of the bridge app from what I understand.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

My F350 flat bed holds 70 gallon between the lower two tanks, if I have to fill the third that's another 50 gallon. Nice thing is I only have to fill when it's convenient for me, but when I do I need to bring my banker.
I remember the first time I filled it up after building it an the girl inside made the comment I spent more on fuel that day than she made in a week. Fuel was 3.25 gallon that day. (local mom & pop)

 

[sirhrmechanic]

If I knew I was going to keep this truck this long, I'd have added another 30 gallon aftermarket tank.....

I generally go to the truck lanes when I'm trailering.... but they were backed up. And I don't like to use them because, well, they are for working semi-drivers. And if I get behind the wrong truck.... I could be there forever waiting for one of those to fill. But to their credit.... the semi-guys NEVER block a pump longer than it takes to fill up.... Move 'em out, rawhide!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Sir, your vitriolic yet succinct use of the language while holding back your anger has me most impressed. I tip my hat to you good sir.

 

[Fig]

THREE CHEERS FOR THE EIGHTIES

It was like ‘81. The real ass whoopings took place in the ‘70s. Even the cops could kick your ass with impunity.

 

[CMP70306]

Ease up on the Pa chubtards . They're a protected species . Seriously though , the whole Mid atlantic region is full of ignorant , unconscious, selfish , self absorbed douche fuckin bags . Pa is no exception . Saw some asshole park his truck in the drive thru lane at Wendys and go in . I miss the early eighties when you could give an asshole a shirtdance without fear of going to prison .

Not all of us up here are just like 97% and only because I'm so close to Philly, the rural part of the state had a lot ofgod fearing people that would give you the shirt off their back. I will agree that New York and Jersey have some just awful people and if I could find a better way to the offshore canyons I'd never set foot in Jersey again.

 

[MAGUA]

So I spent 20 minutes waiting at the ONE diesel pump for this dickless, unwashed, lard-assed, tick-bitten, monkey-faced, Sonny-Barger-Wannabe, scooter-trash-who-can't-even-afford-a-Vespa, driving a POS Chevy with Pennsylvania Plates while he blocked the ONLY diesel pump for 20 minutes. During that time, he paid in advance for his ten dollars worth of regular and came out with a bag full of Slim Jim's, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Gummy worms and probably a Diet Coke.

Here's some news for anyone who cares..... people... for f*&ks sake... DON'T BLOCK GAS PUMPS WHILE YOU GO SHOPPING. And if you are a fat-assed monkey-boy Tons of Anarchy Wannabe in a POS Chevy Cruz... DON'T EVER PULL UP AT THE DIESEL PUMP! EVER! You Don't belong there.

Now... off to create a meme of this fat greasy-haired, cousin-porking, scum-weasel jailhouse tat f*&k... and send it viral.

I'll post here, so you can all share it with friends and family.

Idiots.... so many idiots.

Sirhr

You didn't do anything about it so the Chumley look alike had the last laugh !

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cameras... cameras everywhere. I did have one hand on a Glock the whole time,... but calm, cool and collected.

The future holds caltrops, however! By the time they flatten two tires.... both moron and I will be miles down the road....

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[QuickNDirty]

Cameras... cameras everywhere. I did have one hand on a Glock the whole time,... but calm, cool and collected.

The future holds caltrops, however! By the time they flatten two tires.... both moron and I will be miles down the road....

Cheers,

Sirhr

Caltrops are one of the finest inventions of all time.

 

[Rthur]

I've experienced this pump abuse as well.
Last time was a Prius driving cum guzzling hippie puke pud puller.
Head up ass including the phone.
The snack shopping/purse digging ices the cake.
Cattle prod induction would be worth the assault charge.

R

 

[Stpilot12]

I just remembered that at home I have a whole sack of old Caltrops... Several hundred, in fact. I need to start carrying a few in the truck. Quick flick of the wrist... or two.... and it's off to TireRack with the idiots.....

Cheers,

Sirhr

I used to carry a hand full in my tank bag when I commuted on motorcycles... More than one head up ass worthless scum sucking puke face dickbag cum guzzling gutter slut pig fucker got a BIG fancy tire bill. Love those things.... Just saying.

 

[missed]

I didn't know you could ice up an auto ac

It will if it's low on charge, or dirty evaporator.

 

[Threadcutter308]

So many...

- Waits in line five minutes while cashier rings up groceries. Waits for a total before pulling out wallet/opening purse.
-- Digs in bottom of purse for the two pennies she knows she has
-- Balances checkbook before leaving

- Stands in line at XXX for five minutes. When it's his turn, decides it's time to look at the menu

- Asks questions about half the menu items while sitting in the drive-thru.
-- Cashier opens window and he's busy talking/texting
-- Finally gets his order and sits at the window counting his fries

- Sends husband back for another half-dozen items while the cashier taps her foot

My personal favorite:

- Trys several CCs, each rejected. Finally ask for $XX on this one, $XX on that one and pays cash for the remainder

Stands in an open doorway, glazed look in their eyes.......only open fucking doorway in the airport for two hundred fucking yards !

Stops at the bottom of very crowded escalators, same glazed look....guess who gets run over nowadays ? You pull that shit, you might see me coming, but you sure the hell won’t see me walking away. Pull stupid shit, win smart prizes.

 

[Geno C.]

If I knew I was going to keep this truck this long, I'd have added another 30 gallon aftermarket tank.....

I generally go to the truck lanes when I'm trailering.... but they were backed up. And I don't like to use them because, well, they are for working semi-drivers. And if I get behind the wrong truck.... I could be there forever waiting for one of those to fill. But to their credit.... the semi-guys NEVER block a pump longer than it takes to fill up.... Move 'em out, rawhide!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Being a truck driver, I have to disagree with they never block a pump longer than they have to. I can't count the times some ass hat knew the lot was full so he pulls up to let me fill and proceeds to go inside and take a shower!

Straight pipes and a little turbo whistle usually gets the retards' attention enough to get them to move in my experience. Of course, I've been told I look like an asshole too, so that might be it...

 

[bunsen27]

Although not completely uncommon at other stations, leaving the car at the pump to run inside after filling ups does tend to happen more frequently at Sheetz stations. I see it all the time at the three local stations I frequent. Between there only being one cashier typically and the MTO counter having a 10 min turn around time at best, getting in & out in a hurry is not easy. Still a douchebag move to block the pumps at all after filling up.

 

[Maser]

LOL! "Tons of Anarchy"! I'm gonna have to remember that one.

 

[Northfl]

Not to steal the thread, but fuel pumps aint shit. Yall should come on down to florida on a sunny saturday afternoon with some lawn chairs and a cooler full of beer and hang out at about any boat ramp.

 

[Tazman]

So I actually had this same thing happen a few months ago at a local station. The guy went in and ordered a biscuit and left his little truck in front of the diesel pump. I went in and asked him to move his truck so I could get fuel and he told me he would when he was ready. I polity told him he could either move it now or I would drag the fucking thing out in the middle of the street for him. I explained to him how he was an inconsiderate piece of shit and had no regard for others. I then went out and backed up to his truck and proceeded to get the tow strap hooked up as he came running out with out his biscuit and backed his truck up and left.

Some people need a reality check sometimes.

 

[Maser]

So I actually had this same thing happen a few months ago at a local station. The guy went in and ordered a biscuit and left his little truck in front of the diesel pump. I went in and asked him to move his truck so I could get fuel and he told me he would when he was ready. I polity told him he could either move it now or I would drag the fucking thing out in the middle of the street for him. I explained to him how he was an inconsiderate piece of shit and had no regard for others. I then went out and backed up to his truck and proceeded to get the tow strap hooked up as he came running out with out his biscuit and backed his truck up and left.

Some people need a reality check sometimes.

Careful there sunshine. While I do agree the guy is an inconsiderate piece of shit, putting your paws on someone else's property without their consent is a surefire way to get the shit kicked outta you or even shot!

 

[Tazman]

It's OK....I.m pretty good at fighting in the cage and I shoot back. I'm actually a really nice person but sometimes people like this bully need a dose of their own medicine.

 

[EddieNFL]

I hate going in convenience stores and rarely do. One of the greatest inventions of all times has to be the CC swiper on pumps.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Not to steal the thread, but fuel pumps aint shit. Yall should come on down to florida on a sunny saturday afternoon with some lawn chairs and a cooler full of beer and hang out at about any boat ramp.

That right there my friend is a day of entertainment.
I frequent micriskiff.com and there is a thread on boat ramp entertainment. Good reading.

 

[gearguywb]

I thought that I had a good grasp on the use of the English language to describe a shit bird, but now I realize I have seen a true master at work. Bravo sir!

 

[2ndamendfan]

I hate going in convenience stores and rarely do. One of the greatest inventions of all times has to be the CC swiper on pumps.

I know right. Can you even remember when you had to go inside an pay.
The CC swipers made it to Utah before we really had to do the "pre-pay" thing.
But in the '80s early 90's I remember travelling out of state and having to "pre-pay". How the hell am I supposed to know how much fuel I am getting until I have pumped it. Pre-pay sucked ass.

 

[Veer_G]

PA plates, huh? Veer?

Wrong part of PA. Sheetz is a Coal Country/NEPA/Central PA/Western PA phenomenon. They stay out of Philly 'cause WaWa will kick their ass and take their lunch money.

Besides, I don't have the luxury of undoing my hair and letting it hang out for public observation. The man bun stays under wraps.

So, @sirhrmechanic , Flying J on 81? Sheetz? Hmm. You didn't decide to do what I think you may have decided to do, did you?

 

[Arc Light]

A member of the Mongols MC no doubt. Probably a 1%'er by the looks of him.

You did the wise thing by not confronting him