Movie Theater Don't watch movies thread

[kcbird]

I don't know if we have a thread for this. In this day and age of shitty acting and shitty story lines we need it.
Maybe this will save people a lot of wasted time and maybe some rental money. I'll start with 2 movies I recently got from the red box.

Catch the bullet: Western with fucking horrible acting, same old mind numbing story line. I was stupid enough to sit through the whole thing

Survive the game: Cop movie with Bruce Willis. Turned it off after 10-15 minutes. I couldn't tell you much about it, just fucking shitty.

 

[Maser]

My vote is any John Wayne movie and any M Night Shyamalan movie.

 

[Fig]

 

[kcbird]

Maser your John Wayne reference is blasphemy.

 

[Maser]

I'll try to remind myself to lose sleep. Besides, the Red Ranger would have kicked the shit outta Duke!

 

[hlee]

Well, in the spirit of the thread, I submit Without Remorse. Just. Don’t.

By today’s standards, the acting of the John Wayne era was stilted and unrealistic. The stories were simplistic. And special effects, while used more sparingly, were unremarkable. But, the movies are still classics and required viewing in our family.

 

[kcbird]

I forgot about without remorse. Didn't make it through that one either, damn shame.

 

[Maggot]

Anything that is 'Made for Amazon'. Strictly low budget, imbecile level, crap.

 

[wizardpc]

"American Assassin" is one of the worst movies ever. Great premise, big-ish budget, absolute garbage.

"Gemini Man" was completely ruined by too much CGI

 

[hlee]

"American Assassin" is one of the worst movies ever. Great premise, big-ish budget, absolute garbage.

"Gemini Man" was completely ruined by too much CGI

I don't remember American Assassin, but Gemini Man was hot garbage.

 

[912173]

I think the new Star Wars movies definitely deserve to be here.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I think the new Star Wars movies definitely deserve to be here.

harveyweird has taken every decent franchise, turned every one of them dark and completely fucked them up.

By and large, I just don’t even do movies anymore.

 

[fdkay]

Zombie ass, toilet of the dead.
Really didn't make a whole lot of sense.

 

[Spartan67]

I thought " No Country for Old Men" sucked. I watched it 3 x, and still found it slow, and boring! Totally overrated by the Hollywood snobs.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Anything Disney. Including all those ghey superhero movies and Star Wars.

 

[Clob McStrunk]

That Formula One movie with Sylvester Stallone. Fuck it was bad.

 

[Mwalex]

After Earth with Will Smith and his kid. I love Sci-Fi but that was anal backwash.

 

[missed]

Anal backwash lol

The Adams family 2 movie is horrible. Even my kids thought it sucked

 

[Im2bent]

Biker Boyz

 

[Bender]

My vote is any John Wayne movie and any M Night Shyamalan movie.

I’m glad non of us give a fuck what you think. Not everyone here likes diaper wearing Japan tranny fury manga.

 

[BAMAboy18]

I have an ever growing list of celebs I refuse to support. It started at a young age when I was old enough to grasp what a POS Jane Fonda was as a human being, I had already seen fun with Dick & Jane, I started watching a Jennifer Lopez movie and Fonda poped up, I stopped watching. I won't bore you w/my list but I'll watch a bad movie over one with an actor I hate.

 

[Mwalex]

I enjoyed some of the Jigsaw movies but Spiral was awful. For the entire movie Chris Rock looked like he had crapped his pants.

 

[Maser]

I’m glad non of us give a fuck what you think. Not everyone here likes diaper wearing Japan tranny fury manga.

Yup, not everyone is as cool as me.

 

[MK20]

Here is @Maser's favorite movie.

 

[unrepentant]

Zardoz. Cain't bleeve this ain't the first mentioned.

And I hate to admit I fall in with Maser. Shit.

But I was never a fan of John Twang... a box office draw and well-known movie star since what, 1935, but avoided service with a hardship deferment? "Sands of Iwo Jima", "Flying Tigers", and "Back to Bataan" are three I can come up with off the cuff where this "football injury" impersonated servicemen. He sure was able to ride horses well enough, knee problem and all. "The Duke"?!? NO. thank you.

Yeah, I know; all those guys out there claiming he "woulda" served "if he'da known" about the papers served on him. Woulda coulda shoulda. Even John Ford couldn't convince him to do his duty on his own, without a summons. NO. thank you.

Hell, even his wife, Pilar, said he became a "super-patriot" out of guilt and tried to buy his conscience back by funding "The Green Berets" and converting that minesweeper into a yacht attempting to prove to the movie fan base that he was as gung-ho as his reputation. NO. thank you.

 

[Basher]

Knowing.

All Is Lost.

We watched “Transylvania 6-5000” yesterday, just because. Wow, what an awful movie, LOL. Ol’ Jeff Goldbloom probably looks back on that one and cringes.

S.W.A.T.

Any of the Fast and Furios franchise, IMO.

Gravity.

I could probably list dozens more if I really sat and thought about it.

I thought " No Country for Old Men" sucked. I watched it 3 x, and still found it slow, and boring! Totally overrated by the Hollywood snobs.

Shut your filthy mouth! It’s definitely a slow burn movie, but I just enjoy the way it was shot, and loved Javier Bardem’s portrayal of Anton Chigurh as one crazy-ass mf’er, and I like my villans that way. The plot (while slow) seemed plausible, which makes the film feel more intense. But it’s a polarizing film for sure.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

My vote is any John Wayne movie....

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Whatever that crap is that my wife watches at Christmas time. You know, the ones on the hallmark channel.

 

[Expert684]

Whatever that crap is that my wife watches at Christmas time. You know, the ones on the hallmark channel.

If I watched as much porn as my wife does Hallmark, she would have me committed and divorce me!

 

[CSGambill]

Zombie ass, toilet of the dead.
Really didn't make a whole lot of sense.

Seems pretty straightforward to me. Just your typical diarrhea-spawned feces-covered zombie thriller. . From Wikipedia:

Edit:
Just watched this on YouTube, as expected, didn't understand a word, but this is one of the better movies I've seen recently. Imagine a Japanese version of a Gwar concert without the good music and much less gore.

 

[TriggerJerk!]

If I watched as much porn as my wife does.....

If you had ended your sentence a bit earlier, this threat would grow quite a bit.

 

[Spartan67]

I thought Sorority Sisters 7 was horrible! No plot, special effects were cheap as hell, and the acting was terrible!

I hope #8 is better....

 

[acudaowner]

they are all in there 60's now still in short skirts at least they were sorority sisters lol .

 

[roostercogburn98]

They’re still making movies?

 

[Im2bent]

All of the Sharknado movies

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

Cosmic Sin.
Total shithouse.

 

[hlee]

No Country for Old Men. Went no where. Then, just ended. Yeah, it sucked.

Open Range is another critically acclaimed movie that was slow and just sucked.

The Quick and the Dead. How did they pack so much fail into one movie? Hot garbage.

This one is going to piss off a lot of people. All of the Rocky movies sucked ass, hard.

The original True Grit is hard to watch.

 

[Lug Nut]

You mean, people still watch movies…?

 

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I think the new Star Wars movies definitely deserve to be here.

in all fairness, Rogue 1 was actually pretty decent.

....literally every other film has sucked donkey balls though....

 

[Im2bent]

I actually walked out of the theater before the last one ended. Rise of skywalker. Garbage.

 

[912173]

There's nothing worse than being fooled into watching a shitty movie because they attached big names to it.

 

[gamboolman]

Last Man Down - A post-apocalyptic action film about a soldier seeking revenge for his wife’s death during a pandemic.

On the Dud scale, ms gamboolgal and I give this a high 8 to 9 out of 10.

Do not recommend. It was beyond bad in our opinion.

Apple Movies - got us good on this one

However, ms gamboolgal and I hung in there and endeavored to persevere until mercifully the end came....

Link to Review follows:
Cliff Notes of Review = This is a BAD Movie
https://moviesandmania.com/2021/10/01/l ... -overview/

Trailer follows:

 

[RUTGERS95]

any movie with an opinionated liberal which means I don't watch many

 

[david walter]

Any Borat movie

 

[Slash0311]

I'd rather have a barbed wire catheter then rinse with peper spray than watch any movie with Will Ferrell.

 

[kcbird]

The ballad of buster skruggs. Fucking retardation.

 

[hlee]

I'd rather have a barbed wire catheter then rinse with peper spray than watch any movie with Will Ferrell.

I was beginning to think I was the only one.

I’ll add Adam Sandler and Jim Carey to the list. Oh, and anything by or with Tyler Perry is hot garbage.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

I was beginning to think I was the only one.

I’ll add Adam Sandler and Jim Carey to the list. Oh, and anything by or with Tyler Perry is hot garbage.

And Kevin Hart

 

[kcbird]

RUST starring Alec Baldwin

Maybe this is too soon, but this is the bear pit.

 

[hlee]

RUST starring Alec Baldwin

Maybe this is too soon, but this is the bear pit.

I hear the special effects are pretty real…