Re: Enough of the Zombie Apocalypse..
While this was offered in jest within another topic, it could sorta fit in here, too...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think Zombie fodder can be improved.
The post-revolutionary naval ordinance piece referred to as chain shot made major strides in the task of dismasting opposing vessels.
I propose a 'Zombie-Optimized Bolo Round', where three or more simple buckshot pellets on a combined tether would form the 'Zombie Decapitation Option'; and yes, I firmly believe the cervical/spinal shot should be the optimal POI.
Otherwise, for general premptive sparring in the mid-range arena, I have carefully configured my Zombie Attrition Implement. It consists of a Norinco SKS, restocked with the Choate Dragunov Stock featuring the accuracy wedge bedding improvement device, a B-Square gas tube Scout Mount, and a Tasco Pro-Point Dot non-magnification optical aiming device. An ample stock of Tulammo 7.62x39 FMJ rounds, suitibly encapsulated in ten-round strippers, completes the Zombie Attrition Ensemble.
For greater precision, specifically aimed at defeating the more determined and aware boarders at maximum distance; the Savage Scout Rifle, refitted with a conventional optical mounting scheme and a Tasco VAR624X42M MilDot Varmint/Target Scope, and handloaded 110gr V-Max ordinance should enable more explosive disruption of the selected undead. Alternatively, Hornady 125gr TAP training ammo can be issued.
This highly specialized combined Close-In/Mid-Range defensive weapons system (unofficially termed 'the GeeFrackinWhiz') is usually issued to the Designated Zombie Dispatcher Team (or DeeZedDeeTed, or -Fred, should Ted be otherwise engaged...)(say that all really fast three times if you can...), which is especially trained for such duties.
We have such matters already well in hand in these here parts.
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LMAO!!
Greg
