Maggie’s Enough with the cute scope names already!!

[One-Eyed Jack]

It all started when jasonk started calling Hensoldts "Hennies" and I shake my more-than-half German head each time I see someone else ruin a nice German name.

Trying to even the score, I propose that the following cutesy names be used instead of their originals:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Schmidt und Bender </span>- Schmitty (but not "Shitty", since there are a lot of shitty scopes around and there might be some confusion)

<span style="font-weight: bold">USO </span>- Ouzo (or maybe "Johnnie Three")

<span style="font-weight: bold">Leupold and Stevens </span>- Louie (or Loopy, if you have to)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Premier Reticles </span>- Preemie

<span style="font-weight: bold">NightForce</span> - NightyNight

<span style="font-weight: bold">Bushnell</span> - Bushy

<span style="font-weight: bold">Trijicon</span> - Treegee (not the former Aussie singing group with a similar name)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Super Sniper </span>- Da Snooper or Da Chris-to

<span style="font-weight: bold">Burris</span> - Burrboy

<span style="font-weight: bold">Nikon </span>- Nikki (when purchased in quantity, a group of Nikons will be referred to as a Nikkiloadeon)

Finally, I propose we refer to all Hensoldts henceforth as "Jasons", to be pronounced "Yah-sohn-z". Ja voll?

 

[D_TROS]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

funny...I always called Leupold - Loopys...

FFT

 

[Maggot]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

Could we then, refer to the subset of all scopes, since scopes are monocular optics, as opposed to binocular, as, "One Eyed Jacksons"?

 

[marduk185]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

bsa's could be called "pre-conversion fleshlight?"

 

[irishshooter]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

cant believe you left counter snipers out...

 

[One-Eyed Jack]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

Well, try your hand at a cute name for the CS!

 

[Matt.Cross]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: One-Eyed Jack</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well, try your hand at a cute name for the CS!</div></div>

"CounterfitS"...

 

[One-Eyed Jack]

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[beachhair234]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bsa's could be called "pre-conversion fleshlight?" </div></div>

love it!

 

[Ratbert]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: One-Eyed Jack</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<span style="font-weight: bold">Super Sniper </span>- Da Snooper or Da Chris-to
</div></div>

I've always preferred "Super Chicken", because of the logo.

 

[VJJPunisher]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bsa's could be called "pre-conversion fleshlight?"</div></div>

pre-conversion? they already are fleshlights, you just have to shoot 1 round to get the glass endcaps off

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: marduk185</div><div class="ubbcode-body">bsa's could be called "pre-conversion fleshlight?" </div></div>

I still like mine, "Bad Scope-choice Asshole"

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: One-Eyed Jack</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well, try your hand at a cute name for the CS! </div></div>

"Cheap Shit"
"Crappy Scope"

 

[VJJPunisher]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: E3C3H3O3</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: One-Eyed Jack</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well, try your hand at a cute name for the CS! </div></div>

"Cheap Shit"
"Crappy Scope"
</div></div>

Cock Sleeve?

 

[irishshooter]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

cocks

countersniper
optics
clearly
know
shit-all

 

[Opticsspecialist]

Re: Enough with the cute scope names already!!

i use loopy and S&B. thats all, i use some other names for scopes, but not in this polite company