Exactly how many guns do you have, what type, and where do you keep them?

[Bigfatcock]

In case of a Dem victory, I'd like to know exactly how many guns you own, what types, specifically where you keep them, and how much ammo you have on hand for each one.

You know, to make sure I'm planning properly.

<----Not the ATF.

 

[uffduh]

I'd like to know where you keep all your dead hookers.

<----Not the vice squad

 

[MtnCreek]

I'm not your fat chick.

 

[kenny1773]

I have a blunderbuss in my pants

 

[theLBC]

before the boating accident?
right now i have a brand new in box red ryder carbine, cause you gotta start somewhere.

 

[Maggot]

I dont got no gubs. Fuck you very much.

 

[RonA]

I buried all mine next to Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[stello1001]

I have:

617 shotguns
231 ARs
409 bolt actions
1002 handguns
067 SMGs

And an infinite amount of ammo for each one.

I store all that by tucking it under my cock. If only I had a big fat cock to allow for more storage, I'd probably have some serious amounts of guns and ammo.

Oh well!!!

 

[Josh1978]

I sold all of my guns. I figured I might as well get good money out of them before the government comes and takes them.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Guns, no? I wouldn't mind owning a few guns, such as the M777 and whatnot. Be great for an afternoon of plinking. From 'x' miles away. After all, that's what the MILeDot reticule is for, isn't it?

 

[W54/XM-388]

I've heard some of the cool kids actually don't know how many guns they have, or how much supplies and magazines they have.
That way they can truthfully answer they have no clue if somebody is putting the screws to them....
Or it might just be the whole failing memory thing...

 

[Maggot]

Guns, no? I wouldn't mind owning a few guns, such as the M777 and whatnot. Be great for an afternoon of plinking. From 'x' miles away. After all, that's what the MILeDot reticule is for, isn't it?

And here I thought you was a MOA sorta guy.

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

I thought this forum was about hide and seek.

Guns? No way man, those are dangerous.

 

[Threadcutter308]

In your crawlspace.

(Your dead hookers)

 

[theLBC]

I sold all of my guns. I figured I might as well get good money out of them before the government comes and takes them.

plus these days, people are actually happy to pay double what anything is worth or cost when it was new.

 

[TexPatriot]

I don't own any guns but my grandfather owned a 30-06. We took it out and shot it once. I remember we stood back and shot a tree with it and it blew that motherfucker down.

 

[10ring'r]

before the boating accident?
right now i have a brand new in box red ryder carbine, cause you gotta start over, somewhere.

I fixed it for ya. Mac

 

[Maggot]

I don't own any guns but my grandfather owned a 30-06. We took it out and shot it once. I remember we stood back and shot a tree with it and it blew that motherfucker down.

Spoken like a true Texan.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Here are mine...



Hey, don't judge me, please... It's quite hard tryin' to make a decent living as a dentist out in the badlands... Pullin' teeth just ain't 'nuff t' keep my satchel full, so I got t' pursue other lines of work...

 

[missed]

Guns are only for bad people the government will protect me.

 

[Josh1978]

I don't own any guns but my grandfather owned a 30-06. We took it out and shot it once. I remember we stood back and shot a tree with it and it blew that motherfucker down.

My grandfather took me out to do the exact same thing with a M1 Garand

 

[Maggot]

Guns are only for bad people the government will protect me.

This^^^. I trust my gubmint, especially the commie left.

 

[Bigfatcock]

So untrusting. I told you all I'm not the ATF or a democrat troll. I'm just trying to get my plan together in case the shit hits the fan.

<------Still not the ATF.

 

[MtnCreek]

Grandfather's 06's are pretty cool. My grandmother had a grease gun.

 

[Not a Sniper]

I've heard some of the cool kids actually don't know how many guns they have, or how much supplies and magazines they have.
That way they can truthfully answer they have no clue if somebody is putting the screws to them....
Or it might just be the whole failing memory thing...

What was the question?

 

[Not a Sniper]

Grandfather's 06's are pretty cool. My grandmother had a grease gun.

Granny had an M3?! THAT is a bad ass woman.

 

[W54/XM-388]

I don't own any guns but my grandfather owned a 30-06. We took it out and shot it once. I remember we stood back and shot a tree with it and it blew that motherfucker down.

We once were having a family barbecue and chopped down a tree with a .454 Casull

 

[candyx]

I keep my MANPADS in attic by the operable roof window ....

 

[deersniper]

.gov accounts should be bolded with red. At least make them have to use a VPN to data mine here.


But they don’t even need a warrant for you goods here. So good luck with that

 

[FS1]

I have a 38 special and two bullets in my shirt pocket.

If you get it...you’re old.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

We once were having a family barbecue and chopped down a tree with a .454 Casull

The big ol' .454 was my first consideration when I was literally agonizing over which caliber of cartridge revolver to get. I finally went with the .357 Mag in the Vaquero platform. Big enough for game and defense against woodland predators, and yet equally efficient and compact enough for carrying around in civilization. Now, the .454 Casull is the parent of another new chambering, called the '.454 BPM', or 'Black Powder Magnum', by hunters who rely on cap and ball revolvers... Just fill a .454 case with BP or BP substitute with just enough room to seat a projectile and crimp... 50-55 grains should easily fit in there and packs a HUGE wallop when fired from a cartridge converted Walker/Dragoon, and since black powder combustion pressures are low even with such souped up loads, they can safely be used in these revolvers without the dangers of loosening up something.

 

[Maggot]

I have a 38 special and two bullets in my shirt pocket.

If you get it...you’re old.

I thought Barney only had one bullit.

 

[Maggot]

The big ol' .454 was my first consideration when I was literally agonizing over which caliber of cartridge revolver to get. I finally went with the .357 Mag in the Vaquero platform. Big enough for game and defense against woodland predators, and yet equally efficient and compact enough for carrying around in civilization. Now, the .454 Casull is the parent of another new chambering, called the '.454 BPM', or 'Black Powder Magnum', by hunters who rely on cap and ball revolvers... Just fill a .454 case with BP or BP substitute with just enough room to seat a projectile and crimp... 50-55 grains should easily fit in there and packs a HUGE wallop when fired from a cartridge converted Walker/Dragoon, and since black powder combustion pressures are low even with such souped up loads, they can safely be used in these revolvers without the dangers of loosening up something.

Since when was Brooklyn considered civilization?

Whee I grew up Saturday night entertainment was listening to the trees grow.

 

[TexPatriot]

I thought Barney only had one bullit.

Thats what I thought. "Can I put my bullet in?" as in one.

 

[Powder_Burns]

I have a telescopic stock, flash hider, pistol grip, and heat vent shields sitting in a box. Come at me bro!

 

[Moe Ron]

My house ‘cept it’s guns. May be some gold in there somewhere, hell I don’t know

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

I think I will build an addition to my house. I plan on a rather large basement.

I will tell you where - and how deep - my guns are buried just as soon as I get the plans for the addition finalized and the utilities located.

If you want, I can (and probably will anyway) have the area marked off just to make the area easier to find. Please do arrive at the correct time. I have the concrete truck delivery already scheduled after the forms are built.

It might be necessary to actually remove all of the soil in the marked area. I think there might be some ammunition in the area and you will have to take the soil away and sift through it. It will NOT be necessary to bring the soil back.

Thank you for your assistance help with my project.

 

[forrestgump01]

I have a blunderbuss in my pants

So your saying your junk is considered an antique and a relic ?

 

[uffduh]

I keep my MANPADS in attic by the operable roof window ....

Had no idea you’re Korean. Mucho respect!

 

[Zeroit]

before the boating accident?
right now i have a brand new in box red ryder carbine, cause you gotta start somewhere.

You failed to disclose how much ammo you have for that "Red Ryder " ?
Besides Red Ryder sounds like some commie assault carbine ?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

just one.

It's under my bed.

I can hit steel at 1000 yards if I do my part.

Sirhr

 

[Ironcreek]

Gun? Never had one never touched one ...

 

[Zeroit]

With or without high dollar optics?
On the Red Ryder.

 

[OldSalty2]

I came here to figure out what I wanted for my first rifle.

But I havent made it past whether I should get a caldwell bipod from walmart or save up for 9 to 10 years or maybe taking second mortgage out on the trailer for a really uber bipod.

I am also stuck on where I should go with MOA or MRAD. Leaning MOA because rumor has it ranges round these parts measure target distance in yards ONLY. Plus my potential hunting buddy says he can eyeball the distance to a deer down to 1 or 2 yards out to a mile or so and I want to keep things simple.

Plus there is this whole caliber thingy. I was thinking fancy new caliber 6.5 creed-more but hell every gas station round here always has a few dusty boxes of 3006 hunting bullets on the back shelf near the nudie mags. But I am also seriously looking at 300 winchester magnum because 3006 might not be enough stopping power.

Everyone has been super helpful and paitient with my questions, hopefully I can decide in the next 4 to 5 years. Until then I will just lurk around.

 

[brianf]

I though “grown up tag” was 2-hand touch

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[Zeroit]

I came here to figure out what I wanted for my first rifle.

But I havent made it past whether I should get a caldwell bipod from walmart or save up for 9 to 10 years or maybe taking second mortgage out on the trailer for a really uber bipod.

I am also stuck on where I should go with MOA or MRAD. Leaning MOA because rumor has it ranges round these parts measure target distance in yards ONLY. Plus my potential hunting buddy says he can eyeball the distance to a deer down to 1 or 2 yards out to a mile or so and I want to keep things simple.

Plus there is this whole caliber thingy. I was thinking fancy new caliber 6.5 creedmoor but hell every gas station round here always has a few dusty boxes of 3006 hunting bullets on the back shelf near the nudie mags. But I am also seriously looking at 300 winchester magnum because 3006 might not be enough stopping power.

Everyone has been super helpful and paitient with my questions, hopefully I can decide in the next 4 to 5 years. Until then I will just lurk around.

What's a moa is that some kinda snake or something ?
I think I remember that from some outdoors show, moa constrictor .

 

[Maxwell]

Don’t have any because my Mother said I could put an eye out with that thing

Maxwell

 

[Bigfatcock]

Damn, made it to page 2!

<-----Still not the ATF.

 

[ChadChadson]

In case of a Dem victory, I'd like to know exactly how many guns you own, what types, specifically where you keep them, and how much ammo you have on hand for each one.

You know, to make sure I'm planning properly.

<----Not the ATF.

The funny thing is I got a survey like that from Sig after I bought a p365 and registered it for its warranty. What brands, where do you keep them, and which do you like best and why.

Definitely nothing nefarious going on there.