Physical Fitness FACT: Chilli without beans ain’t Chilli !!!!

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Cooking it low and slow till it thickens instead of short cutting it is the way to roll.


This ^^^^ guy knows the drill even though some things are different very close to a bowl of red, actually pull out a couple ingredients and it is.

I'm sure I would like his but don't do stems seeds, annto or tomato in mine.
The stems and seeds get strained out.
You're only using them for flavor.
Achiote paste (annato) is pretty much required, it's cheap, buy some and smell it, you'll understand then.
Tomato juice is required to thin the mix....kinda like leaning out the carb on a muscle car :)
 
You are all over thinking this.

This says "Chili." It also says "No Beans."

So.... issue settled.
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I'm glad I'm retired and don't have to go be a slave tomorrow. (well we all are except the elites) anyhow I'm going to take potato heads advice that a food shortage is coming and cook me up a huge pot of Texas red tomorrow.
And if the commie bastards start slinging nukes, I'll fight back with cayenne, hatch and habaneros.
 
Oh, you bastidge.......😂

(You didn't dare cook that Tommy on a pellet grill, did you ?)
I generally do it on top of the range. Finish it with a George Forman grill for the stripes.

Ummmm good, boiled steak is!

Sirhr
 

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Applying that same above standard, Nalley says "Original" so obviously it used to, and is supposed to have beans! You can argue all you want, but you cant refute the canned chili science!


Way back I used to buy Old El Paso canned chili. Open the can, lift the 1/4" wafer of fat/grease off the top and throw it away, then eat it cold right out of the can. Mmmm.


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On behalf of veggies for long term...
I'm breaking out the Kubota tomorrow along with a 6.5 foot wide rototiller attachment that runs off the PTO.
Will be bustin up about 2 acres for this years garden from hell.
Everything is going in there and it should be able to feed us'ns and quite a few family friends.
Last year I had well over 300 lbs tomato's alone, I plan to quadruple that and *maybe* try for a cool ton of potato's.
I'm not really healthy enough to do this, but fuck me if I trust anyone else to do it right.
Yea, probably 30+ varieties of chili's along with everything else I can think of.
 
My son and his girlfriend were over for supper tonight. She is born and raised in Tyler Texas.
Point blank I asked her: beans or no beans in chili?
She said: her dad fixes it with beans, but cooks some on the side for her with no beans. She hates beans in chili! Hung jury! 😆😆
 
Stepping back into the ring again for a couple jabs: corn doesn’t belong in chili either, just like beans it is filler in place of MEAT.


Who the fuck doesn’t want MORE meat with dinner? Are beans a fruit or a veggie? Kinda like a starch. Makes people fat. I’d rather more meat and keep my waist line and in better shape with MEAT.
 
 
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The potatoes in green chile is a way too add starch to help it thicken, when you don't have corn starch or flour. Flour is the white trash way to do it. Green chili {The pork stew version} is about as Mexican as Mac'n'cheese.

Texans stole Chili Colorado from Mehico and called it "chili" and tried to pretend they invented it. Others copied Italian 3 bean soup and called it chill. Texas BBQ and chill both suck ass, but its not their fault, they just tried to copy someone else, but they're too stupid to pull it off. I mean come on, do we blame cats for thinking they can catch the red dot? They're stupid, they don't know any better.

Beans in chill are added to make it chill, otherwise its just meat in chill sauce. Corn is added to make it taste better. I wouldn't expect bunch of food invention stealing Texas gutter pallets to understand that.

Leaving the beans out, does not mean there is more meat, it means there are no beans.

Just thought I would clear this up for everyone. You are all welcome. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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The best BBQ and chili is made in Texas. Wtf are you talking about? That Midwest and southern dogfuck slathered in mustard and ketchup sauces? Give me a fucking break.
 
Mods! I’m going to Karen the fuck out of this thread until this asshole is sent packing!

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I will guess from your grammar, the improper use of "is" instead of "are," you don't just live in Texas; but you were born in Texas. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

P.S Teaxs "chili" and "BBQ" are OK when compared to other "TeXas food" I guess. :sneaky:

The best BBQ and chili is made in Texas. Wtf are you talking about? That Midwest and southern dogfuck slathered in mustard and ketchup sauces? Give me a fucking break.
 
The best BBQ and chili is made in Texas. Wtf are you talking about? That Midwest and southern dogfuck slathered in mustard and ketchup sauces? Give me a fucking break.
Give him a break. He's from Colorado, so has undoubtedly been high-posting. You can tell this because his whole post confuses Chili with "chill." That's the pot talking. After he has finished shame-eating a 6-pac of Taco bell soft tacos, he'll realize what he has done...
 
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I eat lunch there onve in a while. Fucking nasty but i like it
The only reason I can see why someone would eat skyline chili and ACTUALLY LIKE IT ...........would be if they were recently released from prison and needed to remember the smell of a musty shower room and the taste of their cell mates dick in their mouth !!!
 
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Tri-tip is what goes in chilli, if you want to use sausage, ground beef, brisket, steak, etc. that's all in addition to the tri-tip.

This recipe is involved, but it has won me several chili cook offs. I prefer it without the beans, but more than once the jalapenos turned out to be just too hot (even scraped) for a judged competition, and I had to add the beans to mellow it out to normal levels.

Ingredients:

1 Tri-Tip roast

2 lbs ground Elk (or hamburger)

4 large Chorizo sausages

I package RB Rice Hot breakfast sausage

1 lb of smoked pork belly (or bacon)

½ stick butter

2 cups chicken stock

2 cups beef stock (better than bullion)

3 large yellow onions

12 cloves of garlic

1 red bell pepper

1 yellow bell pepper

5 large, fresh jalapeno peppers

1 can fire roasted tomatoes

1 jar Pico de Gallo

1 jar fire roasted salsa

1 can red beans (optional)

1 can black beans (optional)

1 can pinto beans (optional)

2 Tbs. Cumin

1 Tbs. Turmeric

2 Tbs. morita chili powder

2 Tbs. pasilla chili powder

1 Tbs guajillo chili powder

(or 5 Tbs. regular chili powder)

1 can coconut milk

½ cup peanut butter

1/4 cup molasses

2 Tbs. unsweetened cocoa powder



Into separate bowls split, de-seed, and dice the jalapenos, dice the bell peppers, dice the onions, dice the tri-tip into ½” cubes, skin and dice the chorizo, dice the pork belly.

In a large stock pot melt the butter and caramelize the onions stirring often. When the onions are caramelized crush the garlic into the pot with a garlic press, and continue cooking for 5 minutes on medium heat. Add the jalapenos, and bell peppers and cook for another five minutes. Turn the heat to high and add the chicken stock, tomatoes, Pico de Gallo, and salsa. Fold in the cumin and turmeric and once boiling turn down to low to simmer.

In a large skillet brown the pork belly till the pieces are crisp. Remove with a slotted spoon and allow to drain on paper towels. Crumble and brown the sausage remove with a slotted spoon and allow to drain on paper towels. Cook the chorizo remove with a slotted spoon and allow to drain on paper towels. You should have quite a bit of oil in the pan at this point. Brown the elk in it (making sure you don’t cover the whole pan so it does actually brown), remove with a slotted spoon and allow to drain on paper towels. Brown the Tri Tip roast the same way. Add the chili powder to the beef broth and stir till it’s evenly distributed (you can use the same amount of regular chili powder) , and then add it along with all the meat to the simmering pot stirring well so it looks uniform.

In a blender add the coconut milk, molasses, peanut butter, and cocoa powder and blend till smooth. Fold this into the pot uniformly. At this point you can add the beans if you like it with beans. There ought to be enough salt from the beef stock, but if you want more add it at this point in small increments tasting as you go. The jalapenos and guajillo chili powder will add a little heat, but if you want more add pepper flakes or hot sauce now.

As soon as it’s simmering again cut the heat, let cool on the stove for an hour, and put the whole pot into the refrigerator overnight.

Three hours before you plan to serve it scoop it into a crock pot and simmer on low.



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In the chili cookoffs around here you can't precook anything.

That list of ingredients could get you banned from cooking in the facility. Lol
 
Stolen from a reddit post,

Its a Texas thing, they are pretty sure they invented Chili and that it doesn't have beans in it. And they are very passionate about this "fact"

They're wrong..

Chili is based off of Mayan/Aztec stews that were meat, chili peppers, beans, corn, squash, tomatoes

It was just a stew made out of their staple foods, and 100% included beans a lot of the time

Chili is just a chili pepper tomato stew. you can put whatever you want in it, and it's still chili..

The Aztec also apparently made a ritual chili out of fallen Spanish conquerors. So if the Texans really want to get authentic...