There was a lesbian couple that used to go to the same gym I did, late at night when it wasn't so busy. We had similar workout routines, and I got to know them a little bit over time. I let them know I wasn't renewing my gym membership one night, and later that week they said they were sorry to see me go, and gave me a nice Timex sport watch. I was a little confused by the gift for a second, then realize they misunderstood - I wanted TO watch, not A watch.