Favorite Urban Dictionary Definitions

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That’s one of mine…what’s one of yours?

 

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[Clob McStrunk]

That escalated quickly

 

[sirhrmechanic]

So, guess we shouldn’t post “Dirty Sanchez?”

Sirhr

 

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So, guess we shouldn’t post “Dirty Sanchez?”

Sirhr

DO IT!

That’s another fav. Forgot about it.

 

[Downtown]

So, guess we shouldn’t post “Dirty Sanchez?”

Sirhr

Actually seems a little tame for this thread, I'm afraid.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Rusty Fish hook!

 

[carbonbased]

Where’s @Dirty D and @VJJPunisher when I need them? Lol

 

[carbonbased]

Rusty Fish hook!

 

[Dirty D]

Where’s @Dirty D and @VJJPunisher when I need them? Lol

At your moms house

 

[Blue Sky Country]

DO IT!

That’s another fav. Forgot about it.

I'll do it.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY STAND BACK... Fuck, this goddamn 99 cent store butane torch lighter just died on me... Getting the old Zippo out...

 

[theLBC]

glass bottom boat, or alabama hot pocket.

 

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[lariat]

Dude, is this the definition of your life? How old are you?

 

[Bender]

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That’s one of mine…what’s one of yours?

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[carbonbased]

glass bottom boat, or alabama hot pocket.

@theLBC those are new to me, pal lol

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I made one up right now:

"Touching the Third Rail".

When you make friends with a genuinely America-hating, anti-gun leftist and you gaslight him/her into further thinking that COVID is really deadly and that you care about their health so much that they go out and get another mRNA booster. And then they keel over from a heart attack a month later and you bust out laughing, going: "Holy fuck that idiot REALLY did it!".

 

[carbonbased]

Dude, is this the definition of your life? How old are you?

Seriously? I see you in the motivational thread all of the time. C’mon ya pussy!

P.S. I totally castle greyskulled your grandma last
night.

 

[theLBC]

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@theLBC those are new to me, pal lol

hahaha, i probably haven't been to that site in that long (2000s).

once we had an email get flagged for double "fisting" and the girl that sent that email couldn't figure out what triggered the filters.
so she calls the helpdesk, and they escalate it to the exchange engineers (me) and i explain to her (on speaker phone) that there is a word in her email about your friend drinking beer with both hands...that isn't allowed.
so she says "drinking beer with both hands?"
lol
no maam (the people around me can't stop laughing) the word you used meaning holding 2 beers.
"fisting?"
yes.
"why is that bad?"
i cannot say. (people are rolling).
"i need to know why!?"
you can look it up on urban dictionary when you get home.
"should i do that?"
i suggest you don't.

 

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[Maser]

Urban Dictionary: Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

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Urban Dictionary: Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

www.urbandictionary.com

Here ya go, bud. Did you know of that UD def when you chose your username here? I have never heard of that one!

You should buy the coffee cup.

 

[Maser]

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Here ya go, bud. Did you know of that UD def when you chose your username here? I have never heard of that one!

You should buy the coffee cup.
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My username is the nickname I have had since I was 5. So yeah, predates the Hide and Urban Dictionary.

 

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My username is the nickname I have had since I was 5. So yeah, predates the Hide and Urban Dictionary.

Lol! Just thought it was one of those names that a fellow misses his whole life while everyone else knows about it. Then he makes a fool of himself when he’s sixty.

Have another definition on me:

 

[texastonk]

 

[carbonbased]

At your moms house

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Coming from you, my friend, this is epic!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I made one up right now:

"Touching the Third Rail".

When you make friends with a genuinely America-hating, anti-gun leftist and you gaslight him/her into further thinking that COVID is really deadly and that you care about their health so much that they go out and get another mRNA booster. And then they keel over from a heart attack a month later and you bust out laughing, going: "Holy fuck that idiot REALLY did it!".

That exists. It’s called a “Dirty Fauci”. And after they take the shot, a gay male prostitute comes by and they play in their underwear until
Someone gets hit with a ball pein hammer!

Look it up!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

My username is the nickname I have had since I was 5. So yeah, predates the Hide and Urban Dictionary.

Someone nicknamed you after a microwave laser?

Damn, we have to start calling you Sheldon!

Sirhr

 

[carbonbased]

That exists. It’s called a “Dirty Fauci”. And after they take the shot, a gay male prostitute comes by and they play in their underwear until
Someone gets hit with a ball pein hammer!

Look it up!

Doing all your work for ya…SMDH lol

P.S. You can add your own definitions. Gotta make a free account.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Doing all your work for ya…SMDH lol

P.S. You can add your own definitions. Gotta make a free account.

I wouldn’t create an account there if someone held a Luger to my head!!!

Sirhr

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I wouldn’t create an account there if someone held a Luger to my head!!!

Sirhr

You mean, the "Dirty Himmler".

 

[VJJPunisher]

Confederate musketball your mom or gtfo

 

[carbonbased]

You mean, the "Dirty Himmler".

 

[Bullfrog08]

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Is wrong with you………….

Jewbacca!

 

[carbonbased]

"Touching the Third Rail".

Lol sorry

 

[carbonbased]

didn’t quite get the joke, but now I do.

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! | Know Your Meme

“YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!” is a catchphrase used either when one person doesn’t want to do what another person tells them to do or when so

knowyourmeme.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I am not opening this thread again….

Shaun and Norm can go fight Second Manassas all they want. I am done here.

Sirhr

 

[carbonbased]

Confederate musketball your mom or gtfo

I am not opening this thread again….

Shaun and Norm can go fight Second Manassas all they want. I am done here.

Sirhr

Not that you’ll see this, but did a little iPhone editing so it’s all fixed up. Sorry to offend, didn’t read the quote (just the definition). The original was the sole entry at UD for ye olde Confederate Musket.

 

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[Srgt. Hulka]

Oh my gawd. Being old and ignorant has it's advantages some times.

 

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[Bullfrog08]

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Lol.....Wtf is wrong with you....? Are you smoking meth today?

 

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Lol.....Wtf is wrong with you....? Are you smoking meth today?

Words are funny maaaaaaaan!

 

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