FBI Warrant for My Arrest

[mdmp5]

Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email ([email protected]-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray

 

[Threadcutter308]

Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email ([email protected]-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray

I’d frame that and hang it on a prominent wall somewhere. ?

 

[ophious]

They are going to arrest you twice! Today and tomorrow. Nice.

 

[diverdon]

Oh ,my goodness! The FBI has sunk so low that they must hire Nigerians to do the job Americans just will not do.

 

[kl3309]

I can help you pay your pay of $200 USD so you can access you rightfully $15.5 Million USD. Simple PM me you credit card information and number so that I can verify you identity and bank.
I make small charge then credit you card $15.5 million UsD. OK?

 

[oneshot86]

and you went and led them here???

dammit mannn, you fucked us

 

[Veer_G]

They are going to arrest you twice! Today and tomorrow. Nice.

Nah. Just once. At midnight on the dot.

 

[FS1]

I got that and responded.

Dear sir you are trying to defraud me because I know $200 is not required and you are just trying to make an extra buck. So here is my bank acct number my SS number my date of birth and address. If the money does not appear in my account within the next 24 hours I will refer you to the proper authorities.

This guy thinks I am dumb.

 

[mdmp5]

These guys get an A for ambition, but an F for execution. “To avoid the wrath of law..” and all the bad grammar. Then the director of the fbi signs his name in lower case. Bang up job

 

[EddieNFL]

I have about a dozen "non-bailable" arrest warrants issued by the IRS. I've been selected to receive numerous grants from the .gov. I could have all my student debt forgiven if I wanted.

 

[7mmFanBoy]

address is in the ghetto mainly Hispanics/ immigrants . Get calls from irs going to jail

 

[2ndamendfan]

You should head on over and see if you can take care of this issue in person.
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/bn.html

 

[2ndamendfan]

I have about a dozen "non-bailable" arrest warrants issued by the IRS. I've been selected to receive numerous grants from the .gov. I could have all my student debt forgiven if I wanted.

Yea got a call from the IRS about 6 months ago. Told them to come the fuck on over. Still waiting, Santa ate the cookies and milk i had for them.

 

[FS1]

If they were smart the would send something like this and they would get swamped with cash.

You have just won Hillary Clinton. If you immediately send us $500 we will lose your shipping address.

 

[lash]

Sounds legit...

 

[CrazyHorse_mk14]

Greg told y’all to stfu.. just saying

 

[Yasherka]

Good thing I found this in my junk mail:

FBI Director Christopher wray and FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Iii Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters In
Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-FieldOffice 2539 W Greenfield Ave Milwaukee, WI 53204-1926 USA
Website: www.fbi.gov Email ([email protected]-)

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!

Am writing to make you understand that this is FBI Director Christopher wray I was informed about your refusal to comply with the directives from the FBI and we are going ahead with the arrest by today and tomorrow.

We monitored your contact with this co-men through our global tracking device that detect all the incoming and outgoing e-mails and tel phone calls globally from all the countries of the world, We have your e-mail address under our monitoring device set-up any more e-mails to the fraudsters from you will be automatically detected.

Our concern in this issue is for your name to be cleared your name from the scam list which has already been submitted to all the crimes agencies in Benin, Germany,Canada ,London and United States Of America, We make sure that the laws are followed to the core and this is why the Benin Government which its citizen carried out the
fraudulent activities with your information's which you sent to them have to compensate you with the amount as regards the FBI Laws of Sub-Section 05/16 Of the United Nations Anti-crimes laws.

We have in our file your details which you sent to them and we have checked and found out that you are a honest and hard working person and by this regards we decided to persuade the Benin Government to compensate you for the evil deeds that was carried out with your name.

The German man knows that you are the person because he was duped with your identity and this fraudulent activities was carried out by the same people who you have been forwarding your information's/details to all this while with the pretense of dealing with the right offices in Africa and other countries of the world.

You will have to get the CLEARANCE FORM from the office of the High Court of Justice in Benin Republic at the sum of $200 Usd. This certificate will enable you to get access to the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd which was offered to you by the Benin Republic Government and don't forget that you need to get the document within 3days from now as you already know the deadline given to you to secure the document.

If not for the fact that we checked your data before acting towards this directives given to us, you would have been arrested by now and jailed because of your association with criminals in the internet and don't forget our warnings to you.

You will have to forward your bank account details to us where you want this $15.5Million Usd to be transferred into as soon as you secure the CLEARANCE FORM.

The German business man who was duped with your identity has reported this case to the world court and it will involve the Government of both countries which are Germany and Yours and that is the reason why you must get this document immediately so as to avoid anybody calling your name as being among the fraudsters.

With the Certificate, you are free from any form of crimes as your data shows that you are a honest and respectable person in the society, You will have to send the fees to the High Court of Justice over there in Benin Republic within 3days from now so that our local agent can be able to apply our modalities with the High Court of
Justice to issue the CLEARANCE FORM to you.

So therefore I will be waiting for your immediate response requesting for the agent information where you will be send the cost of the document so that the issuing of the document in your name will proceed immediately.

Then,when all this requirements are in place, the Certificate will be issued to you and then the compensation funds of $15.5Million Usd will be transferred into your nominated bank account immediately.

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Thanks as I wait for your response

Respectively
FBI Director Christopher wray

Dude, you're fucked.

Can I have your guns?

 

[mdmp5]

Dude, you're fucked.

Can I have your guns?

I think they are seizing them. Sorry homes.

 

[kl3309]

You should head on over and see if you can take care of this issue in person.
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/bn.html

Holy shit, that's a real country.
I apologize to all of the Benininanderans on these boards for smirking indignantly when I read the name of your third world shit-hole country.

 

[Veer_G]

To avoid the wrath of the law on you and your entire family, we have been pleased to allow you secure the document from the High Court of Justice Benin Republic so that your name will be cleared off the fraudulent list in Benin Republic and we also argued with the Benin Republic Government about your compensations and that was the reason why you were compensated with the sum of 15.5 million usd

Couldn't you just offer up your Mother in Law and let her be a team player?

 

[mdmp5]

Couldn't you just offer up your Mother in Law and let her be a team player?

Haha not a bad idea, but I actually like her very much

 

[Arc Light]

I'm telling you, if it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Here I am saving for months to get that S&B PM II and AI rifle, and this lucky SOB has $15.5 mil drop in his lap by just opening his email! How about spreading the love with some of us low income Hiders when the cash hits your account?

 

[Dirty D]

You better pay up or 1J is going to be your jailer.

 

[Dirty D]

You better pay up or 1J is going to be your jailer.

Look on the bright side, you will get a free prostate exam while in the pokey.

 

[TripleBull]

Look on the bright side, you will get a free prostate exam while in the pokey.

Is that why they call it "the pokey"?

 

[Dirty D]

I'm not tellin'

 

[Threadcutter308]

Look on the bright side, you will get a free prostate exam while in the pokey.

I've heard J has small fingers and keeps his nails trimmed.......Care to comment based on (real or imagined) experience ?

 

[1J04]

I think they are seizing them. Sorry homes.

If that's the case, I'll take'm.

 

[Veer_G]

If that's the case, I'll take'm.


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Can I get some for my doggy?

 

[Dirty D]

I've heard J has small fingers and keeps his nails trimmed.......Care to comment based on (real or imagined) experience ?

What happens in the pokey stays in the pokey.

 

[Threadcutter308]

What happens in the pokey stays in the pokey.

Well, I suppose that's fair.......

 

[fdkay]

What happens in the pokey stays in the pokey.

It usually stays in, sometimes it leaks out like a wet fart.

 

[1J04]

Look on the bright side, you will get a free prostate exam while in the pokey.

 

[Threadcutter308]

It usually stays in, sometimes it leaks out like a wet fart.

I am ashamed to admit that I had a role to play in all of this.........shame on me.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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I'm color blind......that "glove" is either red or brown.......I'm OK with red.....

 

[2ndamendfan]

He dresses up in his elmo costume for the private room lap dance

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[1J04]

Muammar looks high as fuck. Just say'n.

 

[Marinevet1]

Yea, I had a voice mail from the IRS not Lon ago......with a number to call them back. I called and bullshitted with them for a while, and he finally hung up.......It was a slow day, and with the help of speed dial, I called them another 120 times before they blocked my number.....

 

[Threadcutter308]

Yea, I had a voice mail from the IRS not Lon ago......with a number to call them back. I called and bullshitted with them for a while, and he finally hung up.......It was a slow day, and with the help of speed dial, I called them another 120 times before they blocked my number.....

120 times.....Now that's funny!

 

[2ndamendfan]

120 times.....Now that's funny!

There was a guy who set up a bot to call and bug the shit out of them. he then used a algorithm to predict other phone numbers to the same building. In the end he was sending them over 10,000 calls a day. Or something like that. They actually offered him money to stop. I will see If I can find the story.

 

[Threadcutter308]

There was a guy who set up a bot to call and bug the shit out of them. he then used a algorithm to predict other phone numbers to the same building. In the end he was sending them over 10,000 calls a day. Or something like that. They actually offered him money to stop. I will see If I can find the story.

By all means, please do....Love to read about it!

 

[2ndamendfan]

By all means, please do....Love to read about it!

This is not the one I was thinking of, But I had heard of this one also. I post them up as I find them. They are funny and make me wish I had the skills.
http://www.businessinsider.com/telecom-guy-uses-bots-to-foil-microsoft-support-scammers-2017-2

 

[2ndamendfan]

 

[Threadcutter308]

Awesome !.......

Oh, BTW.....don't use credit cards in small, independant liquor stores in SoCal. Had multiple cards spoofed in a very short period of time. My C/U caught them all, but it was still a PITA because of having to wait for replacement cards.