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Felony Assault.... with french fries
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I sprayed my son last night with the hose, is that assult?
I sprayed my son last night with the hose, is that assult?
Re: Felony Assault.... with french fries
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I sprayed my son last night with the hose, is that assult?</div></div>
I guess that depends on how you present it when questioned. Since its the summer (based on your user name and location) he won't freeze. Was he dirty? Did he need a bath? haha Maybe the dad should've "tossed/passed her some fries" after being asked by the daughter.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alaskaman 11</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I sprayed my son last night with the hose, is that assult?</div></div>
I guess that depends on how you present it when questioned. Since its the summer (based on your user name and location) he won't freeze. Was he dirty? Did he need a bath? haha Maybe the dad should've "tossed/passed her some fries" after being asked by the daughter.
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The Best Comment so far .
And in other news.... Prosecutors issued an arrest warrant for one Moe Howard for charges of malicious assault with a pastry after investigators found what they claim is video evidence of Mr. Howard smashing what appears to be numerous cream and fruit pies in the face of his brother Jerome (aka Curly) and longtime friend Larry Fine.
Attorneys claim the statute of limitations has expired, but prosecutors say the video evidence speaks for itself. Film at 11:00.
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The Best Comment so far .
And in other news.... Prosecutors issued an arrest warrant for one Moe Howard for charges of malicious assault with a pastry after investigators found what they claim is video evidence of Mr. Howard smashing what appears to be numerous cream and fruit pies in the face of his brother Jerome (aka Curly) and longtime friend Larry Fine.
Attorneys claim the statute of limitations has expired, but prosecutors say the video evidence speaks for itself. Film at 11:00.
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Re: Felony Assault.... with french fries
This whole thing is a typo. He salted the fries not assaulted. See that is why it pays to speak clearly.
This whole thing is a typo. He salted the fries not assaulted. See that is why it pays to speak clearly.
Re: Felony Assault.... with french fries
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fenwick253</div><div class="ubbcode-body">New for 2012
XM chambered in .300FrenchFry
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Awesome.
Will that mag load crinkle cuts? How long did you have to wait for NFA approval for fry suppressor? Do you have to clean it often when using high saturated fat loads?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fenwick253</div><div class="ubbcode-body">New for 2012
XM chambered in .300FrenchFry
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Awesome.
Will that mag load crinkle cuts? How long did you have to wait for NFA approval for fry suppressor? Do you have to clean it often when using high saturated fat loads?
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The chamber gets pretty greasy with crinkle cuts, but the suppressor likes wet firings. I get better stabilization with curly fries @ 100yds. I haven't shot 200, yet but from what other people on SH are talking about, these curlies group well at 1 mile.
The chamber gets pretty greasy with crinkle cuts, but the suppressor likes wet firings. I get better stabilization with curly fries @ 100yds. I haven't shot 200, yet but from what other people on SH are talking about, these curlies group well at 1 mile.
Re: Felony Assault.... with french fries
Steak fries for the win.
that guy needs to divorce his wife and stop going to McDonalds
Steak fries for the win.
that guy needs to divorce his wife and stop going to McDonalds
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My one and only Article 15 while enlisted was almost as dumb as this.
I was nailed for "Assault with chest".
And no I am not a female, although that would be a worthy way to get assaulted.
Good times.
My one and only Article 15 while enlisted was almost as dumb as this.
I was nailed for "Assault with chest".
And no I am not a female, although that would be a worthy way to get assaulted.
Good times.
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Well on the subject. I got arrested for illegally dumping at the county dump.I didn't know there was a .50 cent fee for dumping an old feezer, the guy said i had to take it back of give him a dump ticket that he could not take cash. Had to go to court and was given 20 hours of community service, ent back to court and the judge said i was good to go and asked me what i thought about next time i go to dump anything so i told him i would dump it on the side of the road until they got rid of the chicken shit dump fee. $20 contempt of court and ordered to stay away from the dump for 5 years.
Well on the subject. I got arrested for illegally dumping at the county dump.I didn't know there was a .50 cent fee for dumping an old feezer, the guy said i had to take it back of give him a dump ticket that he could not take cash. Had to go to court and was given 20 hours of community service, ent back to court and the judge said i was good to go and asked me what i thought about next time i go to dump anything so i told him i would dump it on the side of the road until they got rid of the chicken shit dump fee. $20 contempt of court and ordered to stay away from the dump for 5 years.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">86'ed at the dump?
You hit rock bottom.
Your life is just going to go up from that point forward. </div></div>
Yeah. It was at that point that he discovered that we <span style="font-style: italic">didn't</span> have that chicken-shit 50¢ fee.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">86'ed at the dump?
You hit rock bottom.
Your life is just going to go up from that point forward. </div></div>
Yeah. It was at that point that he discovered that we <span style="font-style: italic">didn't</span> have that chicken-shit 50¢ fee.
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