Man, and to think, you guys thought i was the retard. Check out @jonnybassist. A cum stain so fucking stupid he couldn’t figure out how to get around $20 month so he decides to complain about it, gets called out for making a comment on par with Biden’s intelligence, then continues to double down with the comebacks so lame a 35 year old virgin would be embarrassed for him.
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If I don't get a lap dance, he better have some good beer!!
A quality cigar and a smooth bourbon is also accepted
I’d prefer my friends’ wives give the lap dances, but you do you…
If I don't get a lap dance from his wife. He better have some good beer.
The written word and the poor use of punctuation.
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Side piece, brotha gotta do what a brotha gotta do
Permethrin. Don't waste $80 telling someone you banged a nasty chick. I rather pay $20 to sell my shit here than be that stupid.
So the daughter is off the table?
She is dancing on the table.
Yeah. It was at the Driftwood. Why do you ask?
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QuickNDirty
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People are talking about getting lap dances from his wife, drinking his beer, and peeing in his pool.Yeah. It was at the Driftwood. Why do you ask?
Peeing in the pool has to be the last straw. Is there no honor left amongst deplorables?
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Pools are just oversized toilets
Well, yeah,...for those of us who have the key to it...
Man... That's a bummer. I wondered why the amount of stuff sold had dropped so hard.
I get doing that with profit making businesses but I sell stuff simply to clear space and get stuff I'm not using into others hands. I usually sell at a loss and maybe a few things a year.
The sad part is that's why I visit here mostly. I check the PX then read the forums. as less stuff gets posted, I find myself using it less and less. It's too bad
I get doing that with profit making businesses but I sell stuff simply to clear space and get stuff I'm not using into others hands. I usually sell at a loss and maybe a few things a year.
The sad part is that's why I visit here mostly. I check the PX then read the forums. as less stuff gets posted, I find myself using it less and less. It's too bad
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I was sitting poolside in Vegas and was watching the pool bar. You know the one that everyone is sitting on a barstool in the water and drinking. The wife said that she was going to cool off by getting in the pool. I asked her if she had seen anyone from the pool bar go to the restroom. Ummm, no. She replied. So we went back to the room.
Oh no man!!!! Dont say that!!! All the rest of these Gay Pride Founders will start telling you how your a disgrace to Utahans everywhere and how Utah is so ashamed of you (as though you may value their opinion for some reason). Hell they may even go on to explain how your an entitled little sally for not taking the time out of your day to find and use the "Underground PX" (which there is no such thing by the way. Even if there was "straight laced" people wouldn't want to use it outta fear of getting banned or just on principle alone due to the fact that its against the actual rules of the PX and pissing off mods never ends well) And lastly, for the love of christ dont mention your a veteran (if you are one) cause then theyll start in on how veterans are always looking for a hand out and how nobody owes veterans anything ( you know, the exact way you might expect an entitled little sally to act). According to these pigeon toed, castrated, cock-holsters, your supposed to just shit up and be happy to pay 240 bucks a year to sell your gear that someone else may have a need for, even if you only sell a couple hundred dollars worth to begin with, at least someone has seen fit to allow you the means to off load the junk. (just wanted to get you cought up to where we were before you stated an honest fact like I did).
ANNNNND GOOOOOOO......
No underground PX! Dang, the only way we could get anything we really needed was to go into the ville and buy it from the black market (aka underground PX). But we had to go back to the rear because we had a 1000 meter free fire zone.
Then
Then the first Sargent came out to the hill, saw we were wearing cut off fatigue pants and Ho chi’s (because jsut about everything else we had was worn out and probably ripped to shreds). Next thing we know, here comes brand new duds for the entire team. Did we wear them? Are you kidding, we packed them away to carry home as part of the two sets of jungle fatigues we were allowed to take home.
Most anything you needed in the way of non-serial numbered items. I never was able to have a booney hat issued. I always had to get one from the black market. Had another team member do the purchases. Given the option, I always prefered staying on the hill, too much brass and too many Army Regs back inthe rear.
Why you gotta bring me into this?! I’m not embarrassed for him. That’s all on him!!!
Thank you un-named awesome guy… I finally scored a USO field Observation scope in IPHY at a great price! Pix tomorrow. The moon looks awesome at 40x!
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If Franki Boy says you pay, it is what it is.
If you are whining about a paltry few bucks... change your job.
If you are whining about a paltry few bucks... change your job.
Can’t believe you beat me to that one!!! Been looking forever for a deal on one
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