Maggie’s Finally 100 posts can use the Px

[ClamHammer747]

Man, and to think, you guys thought i was the retard. Check out @jonnybassist. A cum stain so fucking stupid he couldn’t figure out how to get around $20 month so he decides to complain about it, gets called out for making a comment on par with Biden’s intelligence, then continues to double down with the comebacks so lame a 35 year old virgin would be embarrassed for him.

 

[Huskydriver]

Man, and to think, you guys thought i was the retard. Check out @jonnybassist. A cum stain so fucking stupid he couldn’t figure out how to get around $20 month so he decides to complain about it, gets called out for making a comment on par with Biden’s intelligence, then continues to double down with the comebacks so lame a 35 year old virgin would be embarrassed for him.

Annnnnd....

 

[VA-Varminter]

Use channel 3

 

[hlee]

When Frank shuts down the PX, I really hope he leaves this thread open so that everyone knows why...

 

[Huskydriver]

When Frank shuts down the PX, I really hope he leaves this thread open so that everyone knows why...

 

[hlee]

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If I don't get a lap dance, he better have some good beer!!

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

A quality cigar and a smooth bourbon is also accepted

 

[Huskydriver]

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

 

[hlee]

If I don't get a lap dance, he better have some good beer!!

A quality cigar and a smooth bourbon is also accepted

I’d prefer my friends’ wives give the lap dances, but you do you…

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If I don't get a lap dance from his wife. He better have some good beer.

I’d prefer my friends’ wives give the lap dances, but you do you…

The written word and the poor use of punctuation.

 

[QuickNDirty]

Did LL get remarried already?

 

[Hookturnr]

Did LL get remarried already?

Side piece, brotha gotta do what a brotha gotta do

 

[powdahound76]

Did LL get remarried already?

Naw. He too smart for that!

 

[JLP83]

What were we discussing again? Something about crabs.

 

[MtnCreek]

Permethrin. Don't waste $80 telling someone you banged a nasty chick. I rather pay $20 to sell my shit here than be that stupid.

 

[VA-Varminter]

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

So the daughter is off the table?

 

[Jscb1b]

So the daughter is off the table?

She is dancing on the table.

 

[MarinePMI]

Did LL get remarried already?

Yeah. It was at the Driftwood. Why do you ask?

 

[QuickNDirty]

Yeah. It was at the Driftwood. Why do you ask?

People are talking about getting lap dances from his wife, drinking his beer, and peeing in his pool.

 

[Snuby642]

Peeing in the pool has to be the last straw. Is there no honor left amongst deplorables?

 

[Huskydriver]

People are talking about getting lap dances from his wife, drinking his beer, and peeing in his pool.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Peeing in the pool has to be the last straw. Is there no honor left amongst deplorables?

Pools are just oversized toilets

 

[hlee]

People are talking about getting lap dances from his wife, drinking his beer, and peeing in his pool hall closet...

 

[sandwarrior]

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

Well, yeah,...for those of us who have the key to it...

 

[Fig]

Yes, yes, I know. It is your right to hang out at your friend's house, drink his beer, ogle his wife, and piss in the hall closet.

 

[Fig]

 

[Foul Mike]

Rooster98.You ever hear of a Mexican BathTub?








?

 

[roostercogburn98]

Rooster98.You ever hear of a Mexican BathTub?








?

Do I want to hear about it?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I was sitting poolside in Vegas and was watching the pool bar. You know the one that everyone is sitting on a barstool in the water and drinking. The wife said that she was going to cool off by getting in the pool. I asked her if she had seen anyone from the pool bar go to the restroom. Ummm, no. She replied. So we went back to the room.

 

[jonnybassist]

Man... That's a bummer. I wondered why the amount of stuff sold had dropped so hard.

I get doing that with profit making businesses but I sell stuff simply to clear space and get stuff I'm not using into others hands. I usually sell at a loss and maybe a few things a year.

The sad part is that's why I visit here mostly. I check the PX then read the forums. as less stuff gets posted, I find myself using it less and less. It's too bad

Oh no man!!!! Dont say that!!! All the rest of these Gay Pride Founders will start telling you how your a disgrace to Utahans everywhere and how Utah is so ashamed of you (as though you may value their opinion for some reason). Hell they may even go on to explain how your an entitled little sally for not taking the time out of your day to find and use the "Underground PX" (which there is no such thing by the way. Even if there was "straight laced" people wouldn't want to use it outta fear of getting banned or just on principle alone due to the fact that its against the actual rules of the PX and pissing off mods never ends well) And lastly, for the love of christ dont mention your a veteran (if you are one) cause then theyll start in on how veterans are always looking for a hand out and how nobody owes veterans anything ( you know, the exact way you might expect an entitled little sally to act). According to these pigeon toed, castrated, cock-holsters, your supposed to just shit up and be happy to pay 240 bucks a year to sell your gear that someone else may have a need for, even if you only sell a couple hundred dollars worth to begin with, at least someone has seen fit to allow you the means to off load the junk. (just wanted to get you cought up to where we were before you stated an honest fact like I did).
ANNNNND GOOOOOOO......

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

There is no underground PX.
Yall need to lock this shit up now.
We don't need this kind of shit getting spread around.

No underground PX! Dang, the only way we could get anything we really needed was to go into the ville and buy it from the black market (aka underground PX). But we had to go back to the rear because we had a 1000 meter free fire zone.

Then

Then the first Sargent came out to the hill, saw we were wearing cut off fatigue pants and Ho chi’s (because jsut about everything else we had was worn out and probably ripped to shreds). Next thing we know, here comes brand new duds for the entire team. Did we wear them? Are you kidding, we packed them away to carry home as part of the two sets of jungle fatigues we were allowed to take home.

 

[Fig]

What could you buy there?

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Most anything you needed in the way of non-serial numbered items. I never was able to have a booney hat issued. I always had to get one from the black market. Had another team member do the purchases. Given the option, I always prefered staying on the hill, too much brass and too many Army Regs back inthe rear.

 

[deersniper]

Oh no man!!!! Dont say that!!! All the rest of these Gay Pride Founders will start telling you how your a disgrace to Utahans everywhere and how Utah is so ashamed of you (as though you may value their opinion for some reason). Hell they may even go on to explain how your an entitled little sally for not taking the time out of your day to find and use the "Underground PX" (which there is no such thing by the way. Even if there was "straight laced" people wouldn't want to use it outta fear of getting banned or just on principle alone due to the fact that its against the actual rules of the PX and pissing off mods never ends well) And lastly, for the love of christ dont mention your a veteran (if you are one) cause then theyll start in on how veterans are always looking for a hand out and how nobody owes veterans anything ( you know, the exact way you might expect an entitled little sally to act). According to these pigeon toed, castrated, cock-holsters, your supposed to just shit up and be happy to pay 240 bucks a year to sell your gear that someone else may have a need for, even if you only sell a couple hundred dollars worth to begin with, at least someone has seen fit to allow you the means to off load the junk. (just wanted to get you cought up to where we were before you stated an honest fact like I did).
ANNNNND GOOOOOOO......
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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Go be poor somewhere else!!

Oh no man!!!! Dont say that!!! All the rest of these Gay Pride Founders will start telling you how your a disgrace to Utahans everywhere and how Utah is so ashamed of you (as though you may value their opinion for some reason). Hell they may even go on to explain how your an entitled little sally for not taking the time out of your day to find and use the "Underground PX" (which there is no such thing by the way. Even if there was "straight laced" people wouldn't want to use it outta fear of getting banned or just on principle alone due to the fact that its against the actual rules of the PX and pissing off mods never ends well) And lastly, for the love of christ dont mention your a veteran (if you are one) cause then theyll start in on how veterans are always looking for a hand out and how nobody owes veterans anything ( you know, the exact way you might expect an entitled little sally to act). According to these pigeon toed, castrated, cock-holsters, your supposed to just shit up and be happy to pay 240 bucks a year to sell your gear that someone else may have a need for, even if you only sell a couple hundred dollars worth to begin with, at least someone has seen fit to allow you the means to off load the junk. (just wanted to get you cought up to where we were before you stated an honest fact like I did).
ANNNNND GOOOOOOO......
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[Lapuapalooza]

Man, and to think, you guys thought i was the retard. Check out @jonnybassist. A cum stain so fucking stupid he couldn’t figure out how to get around $20 month so he decides to complain about it, gets called out for making a comment on par with Biden’s intelligence, then continues to double down with the comebacks so lame a 35 year old virgin would be embarrassed for him.

Why you gotta bring me into this?! I’m not embarrassed for him. That’s all on him!!!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Thank you un-named awesome guy… I finally scored a USO field Observation scope in IPHY at a great price! Pix tomorrow. The moon looks awesome at 40x!

Sirhr

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

If Franki Boy says you pay, it is what it is.
If you are whining about a paltry few bucks... change your job.

 

[Geno C.]

Thank you un-named awesome guy… I finally scored a USO field Observation scope in IPHY at a great price! Pix tomorrow. The moon looks awesome at 40x!

Sirhr

Can’t believe you beat me to that one!!! Been looking forever for a deal on one

 

[Bryan W M]

He mite take a cannon in trade if you have one...