It was ripe alright...with an old black woman on the seat. She came out tf there like she had wild dogs on her tail with shit blown all up th eback of her dress.
We figured we'ed get the beating of our lives but nothing was ever said.
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Fireworks and the lack thereof
- Thread starter Foul Mike
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It was ripe alright...with an old black woman on the seat. She came out tf there like she had wild dogs on her tail with shit blown all up th eback of her dress.
We figured we'ed get the beating of our lives but nothing was ever said.
You should try it again but with an artillery simulator and a porta shitter. The whistle lets 'em know it's comin!
A demo spendex is truly epic though. Mushroom cloud epic. I saw a 1kt conventional explosion on TV once; our pile wasn't quite that big but it was almost that big. If you told me our blast was in the top ten non-nuclear single shots, I'd believe it. It was raining dirt and rocks over a mile away and you could see the shockwave race across the desert floor. I swear it looked like a nuclear blast without the light.
Oh, my army buddy? Yeah, somehow we got split up despite being in the same team. He got stuck doing a grenade spendex. NOT fun. He literally could not lift his arms the next day. Said he threw hundreds and they made sure each one counted.
Damn I wish I was 20 again and not beat up and broken.
Give it a few decades. The beat-up and broken down gets more and more absurdly spectacular even for the fittest of us. Aging ain't for pussies.
Where are the tales of Crimping a Piccolo Pete in the vice or with vice grips.... it makes one of the worst safe and sane fireworks ok.....
they joys of being 8 and having evil older cousins who showed you the ways to make things go boom
they joys of being 8 and having evil older cousins who showed you the ways to make things go boom
