Re: For expatriate Philadelphians and Das Shankster
Those women will have to call the Marine Mammal Stranding Center to come and lift them up after they eat all those Butterscotch Krimpets, Buttercream Cupcakes, and Peanut Butter Tandytakes.
Tastykake made some bad business decisions a few years ago and relocated their plan to the old Phila. Navy Yard. They bought all new equipment and went with new processes.
They ran into huge debt problems because of it, and just got bought out by a little company from Georgia or someplace. They borrowed themselves into oblivion after a hundred years, thanks to listening to consultants.
But the old factory was completely obsolete and inefficient, and terrible to try and maintain.