Ford goes woke

Problem is, advertising is the practice of lying for money. The ad companies and Ford and the beer companies do not give a single airborne act of fornication about the alphabet people. It is all about selling. The idea is that they think there are a bunch of gays and lesbians that will buy a Ford now that they can get it in rainbow, or think that Ford likes men in dresses who like lots of sodomy. And I do mean a lot.

Ford doesn't. The alphabet mafia is just another audience to convince.

Now, I reminded of a joke that I came up with.

I have proof of gays in the military. I once saw a sticker that said retired Army. On the back of a Subaru.

You are welcome, internet.
 
Its a ford, what do you expect.

I'd never have bought a Ford anyway bot now, how do you double not buy anything?

Like a Rock...

 
I had three Ford vehicles. I had a '68 Mustang from my grandparents after they wore it the hell out. But it still ran good. I had a '70 LTD with a 351 Cleveland motor in it. Traction bars on the rear. That was a fast and large car. It was a land yacht that handled quite well.

'78 Lincoln Town Coupe with a 460. The same make and model that the late Russ Martin had turned into a batmobile. That's Jennifer Love Hewitt in the passenger seat.

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Problem is, advertising is the practice of lying for money. The ad companies and Ford and the beer companies do not give a single airborne act of fornication about the alphabet people. It is all about selling. The idea is that they think there are a bunch of gays and lesbians that will buy a Ford now that they can get it in rainbow, or think that Ford likes men in dresses who like lots of sodomy. And I do mean a lot.
Perhaps you had better point that out to Anheuser Busch, Target, Disney, and Chick-Fil-A. Because the $ tens of billions of dollars they are all LOSING are piling up fast.

Trying to appease a 1% portion of the population that are sexual freaks and goofballs, while at the same time pissing off the other 99% who are normal, hasn't turned out to be the way to bolster sales the way they thought it would.

Now they're all trying to dig themselves out of a financial hole they all dug themselves. I don't know about you, but my heart pumps pi$$ for stupid people who lack common sense.
 
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