Free Baby Gerbils
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I would like to buy one of those clear plastic balls they run around in. I've got a GSD that loves to problem solve.
I would like to buy one of those clear plastic balls they run around in. I've got a GSD that loves to problem solve.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can you fit them all in a flat rate envelope? </div></div>
We can try LMAO... I understand these are better alive though... maybe we can ship them in a flatrate box with peanut butter smeared inside of it...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Can you fit them all in a flat rate envelope? </div></div>
We can try LMAO... I understand these are better alive though... maybe we can ship them in a flatrate box with peanut butter smeared inside of it...
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Showed the ad to Richard Gere...he said he wants all of them and will pay you for your efforts.
Showed the ad to Richard Gere...he said he wants all of them and will pay you for your efforts.
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DebosDave searching for gerbils on craigslist.... This thread is already epic.
DebosDave searching for gerbils on craigslist.... This thread is already epic.
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one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened.
one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened.
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I heard tell they come with some sort of tube set up....Shankster mentioned something about a 'felcher' or some such likened to one of those fat McDonald's straws I think...
I heard tell they come with some sort of tube set up....Shankster mentioned something about a 'felcher' or some such likened to one of those fat McDonald's straws I think...
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While most will say the best tube is a toilet paper tube, I must say that they are not. The best thing (reportedly) is to use a piece of 1.5" ID PVC pipe. The edges must be chamfered or rounded. I don't personally own any gerbils, but I guess they really love to crawl around those tubes... you can build a 'playground' for them to play in for hours...
While most will say the best tube is a toilet paper tube, I must say that they are not. The best thing (reportedly) is to use a piece of 1.5" ID PVC pipe. The edges must be chamfered or rounded. I don't personally own any gerbils, but I guess they really love to crawl around those tubes... you can build a 'playground' for them to play in for hours...
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> 'felcher' </div></div>
I never thought that word would work it's way into a thread on this site.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> 'felcher' </div></div>
I never thought that word would work it's way into a thread on this site.
Re: Free Baby Gerbils
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell! </div></div>
No I'm going to do something really nice before I die. Like, compliment a bum about how nice he looks that day. Then he will feel good about himself and I'll go to Heaven.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell! </div></div>
No I'm going to do something really nice before I die. Like, compliment a bum about how nice he looks that day. Then he will feel good about himself and I'll go to Heaven.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell! </div></div>
No I'm going to do something really nice before I die. Like, compliment a bum about how nice he looks that day. Then he will feel good about himself and I'll go to Heaven. </div></div>
Yep, complimenting bums, that equals instant salvation.
Just be sure not to call him a bum, that might make him feel bad about himself and reverse your trip to up above, maybe something like "Hello disadvantaged gentleman with no currency, that's a very nice trash bag you're wearing today. Here's a free NTRP log book, have a good one" Then poof, you'll be whisked away to eternal greatness.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">one of my friend's little sisters in High School had a gerbil in one of those plastic balls. I thought it would be funny to spin the ball has hard as I could. The gerbil pulled like 20 G's against the side of the ball across the linoleum floor and died. I left before they knew what happened. </div></div>
You'll meet again in hell! </div></div>
No I'm going to do something really nice before I die. Like, compliment a bum about how nice he looks that day. Then he will feel good about himself and I'll go to Heaven. </div></div>
Yep, complimenting bums, that equals instant salvation.
Just be sure not to call him a bum, that might make him feel bad about himself and reverse your trip to up above, maybe something like "Hello disadvantaged gentleman with no currency, that's a very nice trash bag you're wearing today. Here's a free NTRP log book, have a good one" Then poof, you'll be whisked away to eternal greatness.
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What if the Buddhists are actually right, and that gerbil you murdered is reincarnated as the very bum you will shamelessly be panderng to, and he kills you before your insincere compliment is completed?
What if the Buddhists are actually right, and that gerbil you murdered is reincarnated as the very bum you will shamelessly be panderng to, and he kills you before your insincere compliment is completed?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do they come with the <span style="font-weight: bold">Lube?</span> </div></div>
Uh huh! changing your post to hide it. I was lucky enough to see what JRose had to say before editing
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do they come with the <span style="font-weight: bold">Lube?</span> </div></div>
Uh huh! changing your post to hide it. I was lucky enough to see what JRose had to say before editing
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tarzan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">weather man in wf tx put one in a pvc pipe and shoved it up his ass </div></div>
A gerbil, bum or CKA?
And how do you know this info?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tarzan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">weather man in wf tx put one in a pvc pipe and shoved it up his ass </div></div>
A gerbil, bum or CKA?
And how do you know this info?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">y'alls negative energy needs to get channeled somewhere else. I'm going up and y'all are going down. Down Town Julie Fucking Brown!!!!! </div></div>
Hes so sweet!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">y'alls negative energy needs to get channeled somewhere else. I'm going up and y'all are going down. Down Town Julie Fucking Brown!!!!! </div></div>
Hes so sweet!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">this could be an epic thread............
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sometimes i quote myself
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">this could be an epic thread............
</div></div>
sometimes i quote myself
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Down Julie Fucking Brown!!!!! </div></div>
Was she the deceased Gerbil's owner?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Down Julie Fucking Brown!!!!! </div></div>
Was she the deceased Gerbil's owner?
Re: Free Baby Gerbils
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">this could be an epic thread............
</div></div>
sometimes i quote myself </div></div>
Impressive
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">this could be an epic thread............
</div></div>
sometimes i quote myself </div></div>
Impressive
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I heard tell they come with some sort of tube set up....Shankster mentioned something about a 'felcher' or some such likened to one of those fat McDonald's straws I think... </div></div>
Haha, I just spit coke on my laptop. Well-played, sir. Well-played.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I heard tell they come with some sort of tube set up....Shankster mentioned something about a 'felcher' or some such likened to one of those fat McDonald's straws I think... </div></div>
Haha, I just spit coke on my laptop. Well-played, sir. Well-played.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
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All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
</div></div>
All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven. </div></div>
Bwahahahahahaha
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven. </div></div>
Bwahahahahahaha
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
</div></div>
All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven. </div></div>
The one who ran off with your podiatrist?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yo mamma </div></div>
I hear it's really hot there
All I know is my dead ex-wife is in hell and I'm going to heaven. </div></div>
The one who ran off with your podiatrist?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do they come with the tube? </div></div>
They are also shaved bald and declawed.
Brian
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do they come with the tube? </div></div>
They are also shaved bald and declawed.
Brian
