Yeah... you and me both... But, good luck with that... all the kids are enamored with French door models today. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit if the nicer SBS models go the way of the dinosaurs before long as well.
You can't put anything in the stupid beasts.
I dont get the disdain for the french door refrigerators... I can fit just as much or more in my french door model as a SxS. I think most of the big ones are all 26 cu. ft. no matter which style you get. Im guessing(without looking up the specs) that the freezer in mine is smaller at the expense of a larger refrigerator section, but im ok with that. I also like the fact I can put much wider items in the french door fridge that would never in a million years fit in a SxS model. I can fit PLENTY in my french door, but we have all square storage containers so it makes it easier(whoever invented round storage containers can blow me).