Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

Even in Mayberry always lock your door it keeps drunken Otis out of your house

Dear burglar: this lock is not for my protection. It’s for yours.

Sirhr

 

[MrSmith]

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$.90. Big Macs so hungry.

In 1978 the local McDonald's had "Candle Light Night" on Thursdays. Take a date, lights were off and candles on every table. Good times.

Haven't thought about that in years. However, I do think about Polly a bit more often.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[WeiserBucks]

Otis will wonder in your house in a drunken stupor and sleep in your bed.

I can abide it.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

In 1978 the local McDonald's had "Candle Light Night" on Thursdays. Take a date, lights were off and candles on every table. Good times.

Haven't thought about that in years. However, I do think about Polly a bit more often.

Thank you,
MrSmith

Sounds like a happy time in life

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I can abide it.

You'll never get the smell out of your sheets

 

[cas6969]

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He was in some movie. I think it was called soft metal codes, or some crap like that.

It's SSgt. Loyce!

 

[WeiserBucks]

You'll never get the smell out of your sheets

I have a Great Pyrenees that sleeps with me nightly.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I have a Great Pyrenees that sleeps with me nightly.

We do our best to all leave our wives out of the conversation

 

[WeiserBucks]

We do our best to all leave our wives out of the conversation

My wife is a Nordic Ginger, the Pyrenees is way more predictable.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

My wife is a Nordic Ginger, the Pyrenees is way more predictable.

Pictures or it didn’t happen

 

[WeiserBucks]

Pictures or it didn’t happen

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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Well done, sir

 

[WeiserBucks]

She's an elk whacker too

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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She's an elk whacker too

you, sir, are a blessed man
That bull elk looks as though it might be part cow
What state is that in?
Idaho?

 

[WeiserBucks]

you, sir, are a blessed man

What state is that in?

Thanks Brother. Idaho Hells Canyon

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Thanks Brother. Idaho Hells Canyon

I’ve never been elk hunting, but it sounds like that must’ve been a tough hunt

 

[cooper barrett]

Fonzie and Pinky

Harvey Lembeck and Annette Funicello

 

[WeiserBucks]

I’ve never been elk hunting, but it sounds like that must’ve been a tough hunt

We hunt elk every year but some tags are much harder than others, she earned that bull 100% in one of the most difficult units in the West.

 

[WeiserBucks]

She's a keeper.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

We hunt elk every year but some tags are much harder than others, she earned that bull 100% in one of the most difficult units in the West.

I have lived in Oregon, most of my life, but I’ve never visited that Hells canyon area

 

[WeiserBucks]

I have lived in Oregon, most of my life, but I’ve never visited that Hells canyon area

You should get in there one day, beautiful brutal country.

 

[Gee Kay]

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kubota v8? same colour.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

We should probably take this to p.m., but yes, I’m retired now and that part of the Pacific Northwest is definitely on the bucket list

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

kubota v8? same colour.

I think it’s a high compression 426 wedge race, engine.

 

[cooper barrett]

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James Garner

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Say what you will......the man swinging the battering ram at my house is in for a shock.

 

[cooper barrett]

kubota v8? same colour.

It's a Pontiac Super Duty Engine

 

[cooper barrett]

I think it’s a high compression 426 wedge race, engine.

But do you know who the vacuum cleaner salesman is?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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Obviously photoshopped.

 

[WeiserBucks]

I have lived in Oregon, most of my life, but I’ve never visited that Hells canyon area

Last one for tonight. She was babysitting for a friend but also had a cow elk tag. Mission accomplished on both fronts.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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Last one for tonight. She was babysitting for a friend but also had a cow elk tag. Mission accomplished on both fronts.

For the love of God man
don’t stop posting these pictures now!

What a fortunate young man to grow up in all that.

 

[joblo]

Amen

 

[Modoc]

Trying to keep the heritage going. He’s not wild about deer hunting, but enjoys hunting upland birds. Might be a combination of the AHDD and the fact that Grandpa is mostly an invalid which has limited our opportunities.

 

[Maser]

So which is better? Coke or Pepsi? Let's let the ants decide.

 

[6.5SH]

I think it’s a high compression 426 wedge race, engine.

That's Tom Hoover from the "Ramchargers". He had a hand in creating the 413 and 426 wedge engines.

ETA:
He is also considered the "father" of the 426 Hemi.

 

[cooper barrett]

That's Tom Hoover from the "Ramchargers". He had a hand in creating the 413 and 426 wedge engines.

ETA:
He is also considered the "father" of the 426 Hemi.

You deserve this , not really.

but enjoy it while you "Google" everyone in this pic so you can cut and paste your results.

 

[n2ishun]

I think it’s a high compression 426 wedge race, engine.

413 max wedge.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Lawless]

Even in Mayberry always lock your door it keeps drunken Otis out of your house

I’m about 20 min from actual Mayberry…..and almost a mile off the road….and I lock my door…. at night anyway

 

[Lawless]

I think it’s a high compression 426 wedge race, engine.

426 Max Wedge

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[Maser]

Well, this sure made my early morning!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[cas6969]

 

[SouthFLShootin]

Oldie but still makes pucker up.

 

[fpgt72]

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For your Cliff moment there was an ignition source for "real" guns that this is based upon. It was very short lived.