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That’s why I haven’t seen it. Hunting down by Deerlick Springs and Rat Trap Gap Or Cathedral of the Oaks. The Mega Fires have all changed the hunt. No longer using the 45-70 it’s either the 6.5x55 or 7-08 and practicing out at 500 m.
When you are short on time and just want to do a "tiny" bit of fishing. Smallmouth are biting!
It’s the little things in life that add up…
Sirhr
It’s the little things in life that add up…
Sirhr
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Friday night qualifying is where it's at.
Brittany Force lit it up.
Two gallons of nitro burned from the green light to the three hundred foot line gets her around 200 mph. A few more gallons over the next 700 feet and around two more seconds gets her 334 mph.
Ear pro is definitely recommend.
Brittany Force lit it up.
Two gallons of nitro burned from the green light to the three hundred foot line gets her around 200 mph. A few more gallons over the next 700 feet and around two more seconds gets her 334 mph.
Ear pro is definitely recommend.
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Next flight, ride your hand along the underside of the armrest toward the hinge. You’ll find what feels like a loose screw head hanging down in an oversized hole. Press up on that and the armrest will lift. But, like I said, they are occasionally disabled.
And, when you do this, look around the cabin. People that see you do this will look at you like you’re a frickin’ wizard.
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I was photographing a bison at Yellowstone from the bed of my pickup truck with a tripod mounted camera with a 500 mm lens.
As soon as the drivers saw a photographer with a big ass lens they all came to a screeching halt. There must have been three dozen vehicles lined up on the road. All the drivers piled out of their cars to see what I was photographing.
I remained in the bed of my pickup truck.
This two-ton-fur-baby walked between the front of my truck and the car in front of me. As that was happening, this idiot gets out of his car with infant in his arms.
He walks within a few feet of the cuddly cow and is giving a zoology lesson to the baby!
I wanted to yell at this dumbass but held back then I thought if I did, it would startle the animal which could have harmed them both. I didn't care about the idiot but would have gone berserk if the baby was trampled.
That also left no doubt in my mind that dumbass was a democrat. I still feel a chill whenever I think about this idiot exposing the baby to danger!
You should have fired off a belt of M249 Blanks.... And taken care of two generations of retards!
Sirhr
I don’t use pronouns anymore.
Because Fúck the crazies.
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Because Fúck the crazies.
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I lived with my grandmother in high school. It was a nice neighborhood full of attorneys, business owners, engineers, and a machinist.
A mailbox bat bashing teenage crew took out the machinist's mailbox one night. Along with some others.
The next night it was back up with a larger mailbox. Inside it was lead lined around a smaller mailbox. All set on a concrete filled piece of drill stem.
A few days later some of the seniors did not show up at school. One was dead. The others in jail for various charges.
Seems that when you stand in the back of a truck with a bat and hit something that weighs more than you, but which does not move, you stop, but the truck does not.
Henceforth I will be addressed as Conquistador
For myself, a simple “Sire” will do.
Would be similar to 'boobytrapping' I reckon.
When we were kids there was a guy who had a nice cabin overlooking a lake. People kept kicking the door in and robbing it so he wired up a shotgun aimed at the front door. Kiilled a teenager and wounded a couple others. He did a long time n prison.
Won a bet with a GF and I’d ignore her if she didn’t address me as El Conquistador. She was pissed but a babe, I gave it up as soon as she took off her shirt.
I posted this about a year ago that the Alphabet Mafia has gotten bored with pronouns so now it’s all about “personal pronouns” or some call may call it “neopronouns.”
This is not a joke or copied from the Babylon Bee.
”Neopronouns are also pronouns, and include those pronouns besides the ones most commonly used in a particular language. As one’s pronouns are ultimately a reflection of their personal identity, the number and types of (neo)pronouns a person may use is limitless.
Examples of neopronoun sets include: xe/xir/xirs, ze/zir/zirs and fae/faer/faers.
On this page you will find answers for several common questions about neopronouns as well as a table listing the conjugations of several common neopronouns.“
How do I use neopronouns?
“Neopronouns are used much in the same way other pronouns are used.For example, take the neopronoun xe/xir/xirs (which parallels, respectively, she / her/ hers).
Much like you would say “I saw her yesterday, and she said the book was hers,” you would say
“I saw xir yesterday, and xe said the book was xirs.”
For the neopronoun ze/zir/zirs you would say:
“Ze will be arriving soon, and bringing zir famous carrot cake, which was zirs grandma’s recipe!”
For the neopronoun fae/faer/faers, you would say:
I asked faer what fae thought of the movie.“
Just when you thought you knew how to properly worship them they go and change the rules. Not sure whether to laugh, cry or laugh so hard it makes me cry?
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The USMC solved the pronoun issue decades ago. Fucker is gender neutral and everyone is equally offended.I posted this about a year ago that the Alphabet Mafia has gotten bored with pronouns so now it’s all about “personal pronouns” or some call may call it “neopronouns.”
This is not a joke or copied from the Babylon Bee.
”Neopronouns are also pronouns, and include those pronouns besides the ones most commonly used in a particular language. As one’s pronouns are ultimately a reflection of their personal identity, the number and types of (neo)pronouns a person may use is limitless.
Examples of neopronoun sets include: xe/xir/xirs, ze/zir/zirs and fae/faer/faers.
On this page you will find answers for several common questions about neopronouns as well as a table listing the conjugations of several common neopronouns.“
How do I use neopronouns?
“Neopronouns are used much in the same way other pronouns are used.
For example, take the neopronoun xe/xir/xirs (which parallels, respectively, she / her/ hers).
Much like you would say “I saw her yesterday, and she said the book was hers,” you would say
“I saw xir yesterday, and xe said the book was xirs.”
For the neopronoun ze/zir/zirs you would say:
“Ze will be arriving soon, and bringing zir famous carrot cake, which was zirs grandma’s recipe!”
For the neopronoun fae/faer/faers, you would say:
I asked faer what fae thought of the movie.“
Just when you thought you knew how to properly worship them they go and change the rules. Not sure whether to laugh, cry or laugh so hard it makes me cry?
