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[Lange Carabine]

I come to you fellows again, needing prayer. My daughter has been having headaches for many months. They finally approved her for an MRI and she has some kind of a mass in her head behind her eye.

They suspect that is something called a Pseudo tumor. They are going to try a spinal tap to relieve the pressure and medication. If that does not work, they will have to put a shunt in her head to try to relieve the pressure.

Even when your kids are grown, in your mind she is still your little girl.

If you pray, please talk to the Lord about my daughter Erica.

-——————-

Also, my nieces husband has suffered a stroke. He is late 30s and is not expected to make it. They are devastated, the children are inconsolable.

Please lift up John in your prayers and his family.


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[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Junkyards sometimes have “$50 whatever you can carry across the scales” day.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[turbo_bird]

Junkyards sometimes have “$50 whatever you can carry across the scales” day.

My brother and I were at one that was doing that years ago. No pictures, but I asked about pulling it for double the price and he agreed. We were in there all day packing in more tools and pulling stuff apart, built a wagon out of a couple axles and a hood. My brother was pulling another transmission/transfer case when the guy wandered back to see what we were up to. Told him to put down what he was working on and drag out load out before he changed his mind. We had the 8' box of his pickup piled over the cab with stuff.
5 or so years later I just happened to be in the same yard while they were doing that deal again, and saw a complete car that looked like it would be pretty easy to fix. I went back out to the office to ask the guy, and he started to say yes, then recognized me.
Kristian

 

[Lawless]

 

[Sandhog308]

Done.

Many Prayers heading your way Lawless !!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Nothing beats a razor sharp pocket knife
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I carried one of those for thirty years. Then they went Chinese and as expected Old Timer is crap now.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I almost expected for the car to have some serious hail damage when the light changed

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I come to you fellows again, needing prayer. My daughter has been having headaches for many months. They finally approved her for an MRI and she has some kind of a mass in her head behind her eye.

They suspect that is something called a Pseudo tumor. They are going to try a spinal tap to relieve the pressure and medication. If that does not work, they will have to put a shunt in her head to try to relieve the pressure.

Even when your kids are grown, in your mind she is still your little girl.

If you pray, please talk to the Lord about my daughter Erica.

-——————-

Also, my nieces husband has suffered a stroke. He is late 30s and is not expected to make it. They are devastated, the children are inconsolable.

Please lift up John in your prayers and his family.


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Prays sent.

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Today, on this date, my civil rights were violated

 

[CamW]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

The Calypso has been to sea for very, very many months.
The men aboard Calypso are getting cuter and cuter.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

And we had no idea we were the last

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Mike Islander]

That’s not how I thought Carolinians got their sisters wet.
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Well, not normally.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, not normally.

How does a southern belle turn on the lights after sex?

Opens the pickup truck door…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, not normally.

A South Carolina virgin is a girl who runs faster than her brothers…

Sirhr

 

[Cowpokey]

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E, 3 Musketeers are the one of the worst candy bars ever.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

They’re called Southern Belles because they had so many dongs in them….

Sirhr

PS… I learned all of those from Southerners….

 

[sirhrmechanic]

And never liked Reese’s…

Sirhr

 

[Mike Islander]

They’re called Southern Belles because they had so many dongs in them….

Sirhr

PS… I learned all of those from Southerners….

I chose Charleston as my first duty station after meeting my roommate's Charleston girlfriend. Married my Charleston girl 2 years later, 39 years ago.

 

[Mike Islander]

B...gone.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

B...gone.

Make that 2 for B

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

It only cost my sister about $20 to grow this .50 Cent head of cabbage

 

[Cowpokey]

And never liked Reese’s…

Sirhr

I didn't know you were a horrible person until that post. So disappointed. Peanut butter and chocolate are a perfect union.

 

[Cowpokey]

I chose Charleston as my first duty station after meeting my roommate's Charleston girlfriend. Married my Charleston girl 2 years later, 39 years ago.

I put the PI on my dream sheet when I was in tech school. First duty station was Kadena AB, Okinawa, Japan. Got close.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I didn't know you were a horrible person until that post. So disappointed. Peanut butter and chocolate are a perfect union.

Thinking he just posted that to try to get a rise

 

[theLBC]

 

[Cowpokey]

Thinking he just posted that to try to get a rise

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I didn't know you were a horrible person until that post. So disappointed. Peanut butter and chocolate are a perfect union.

They are.. but I find Reese’s too salty and the PB quality is… industrial.

Good small batch PB and Chocolate is way better!

Sirhr

 

[Cowpokey]

They are.. but I find Reese’s too salty and the PB quality is… industrial.

Good small batch PB and Chocolate is way better!

Sirhr

I somewhat retract my judgment. I rarely have a candy bar, and home made is better. I've never made chocolate or peanut butter before, so "home made" isn't completely accurate either.

EDIT ADD: I've never brewed my own beer either. My buddy Hillbilly does, he puts so much hopps in his that it's like dehydrated Sierra Nevada.

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Today, on this date, my civil rights were violated

I'm assuming there's a piece of pineapple on that pie.
Unless there's jalapeños on the pie, fruit is forbidden.


With that said, never, ever, ever, never place something flammable on top of the stove.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I somewhat retract my judgment. I rarely have a candy bar, and home made is better. I've never made chocolate or peanut butter before, so "home made" isn't completely accurate either.

EDIT ADD: I've never brewed my own beer either. My buddy Hillbilly does, he puts so much hopps in his that it's like dehydrated Sierra Nevada.

Most places have small chocolate shops or sweet shops that do a PB cup version or a bonbon.

You don’t have to DIY. Just that Reese’s tastes like it comes from giant vats of reprocessed styrofoam with peanut flavoring.

Love the combo. Just not the brand.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Cowpokey]

I'm assuming there's a piece of pineapple on that pie.
Unless there's jalapeños on the pie, fruit is forbidden.


With that said, never, ever, ever, never place something flammable on top of the stove.

I never knew jalapeños were a fruit...now I find out they are considered a "berry"? It's true, when we learn the truth about the world we are all going to be overwhelmed.

 

[FWoo45]

Then you must have to eat it with a spoon. Some of the more obscure recipes Sierra Nevada brews are pretty dang hoppy. More than I like anyway, they’re close though so I try most of it.

On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.

 

[Cowpokey]

Most places have small chocolate shops or sweet shops that do a PB cup version or a bonbon.

You don’t have to DIY. Just that Reese’s tastes like it comes from giant vats of reprocessed styrofoam with peanut flavoring.

Love the combo. Just not the brand.

Sirhr

I completely retract my previous judgement on this subject. My apologies.

 

[Cowpokey]

Then you must have to eat it with a spoon. Some of the more obscure recipes Sierra Nevada brews are pretty dang hoppy. More than I like anyway, they’re close though so I try most of it.

On the other note, TM sucks, BF and Twix are only good in very small doses and rarely. A fun size butter finger once a year and Twix maybe twice. Snickers and Reese’s are great but I’m sure homemade would be better. Now I have a challenge for my aunt.

Well, it's still a liquid, just that his brew is very heavy with the hopps, alcohol content is around 9 or 10 %, so if you can handle the flavor it kicks in pretty good.