Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[FWoo45]

I recognize Methuselah. But who's the other one?

DAC

 

[Pharmseller]

Sirh, wtf is a curve breaker?

Twinkies will destroy curves.




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[DocRDS]

I destroyed the curve like the fist of an angry god!!

Suck it losers

 

[Ronws]

Guys… no need to fight about this. Let’s just work with individual names that respect the individuality of each human being’s ethnic lineage and the diversity of their culture.

So from now on please specify:

Chink
Gook
Zipperhead
Jap
Buddha head
Dog eater
Yellow monkey
Ching Chong
Egg roll
Curve breaker
Slant
Slope
WOG
Towelhead
Raghead
Paki
LBFM
Camel Jockey
Goloid and…
Uzbek


We owe it to our fellow global citizens to get their ethnic heritage right when speaking of them in a social context.

You know they do it to us White Devil Gaijin crackers.

Sirhr

PS, my sincerest apologies if I left anyone out. Not an intentional oversight!

"everybody wang chung tonight..."

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Those so called pesky and troublesome kids that actually study and make the high grades. Thus setting the upper end of the curve, breaking it for the slackers.

An important thing in pre-participation trophy days when you could actually fail a test…

Sirhr

 

[hlee]

Sirh, wtf is a curve breaker?

Tell me you didn’t go to college without telling me you didn’t go to college…

 

[Ronws]

Tell me you didn’t go to college without telling me you didn’t go to college…

I was a curve breaker. 102.3 average in Sinusoidal Circuits. 98.5 average in Active Devices. No one had ever achieved those scores before.

Not that it does me any good. It did not make me a dime.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

I was a curve breaker. 102.3 average in Sinusoidal Circuits. 98.5 average in Active Devices. No one had ever achieved those scores before.

Not that it does me any good. It did not make me a dime.

But I’ll bet it impressed a lot of chicks!

 

[CamW]

 

[Maser]

I wish more lawyers would hold arrogant and power hungry judge's feet to fire like this more often!

 

[Lawless]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I hope someone shows these videos at her disability hearing for her skeletal injuries and disabilities.

 

[mi650]

Guys… no need to fight about this. Let’s just work with individual names that respect the individuality of each human being’s ethnic lineage and the diversity of their culture.

So from now on please specify:

Chink
Gook
Zipperhead
Jap
Buddha head
Dog eater
Yellow monkey
Ching Chong
Egg roll
Curve breaker
Slant
Slope
WOG
Towelhead
Raghead
Paki
LBFM
Camel Jockey
Goloid and…
Uzbek


We owe it to our fellow global citizens to get their ethnic heritage right when speaking of them in a social context.

You know they do it to us White Devil Gaijin crackers.

Sirhr

PS, my sincerest apologies if I left anyone out. Not an intentional oversight!

I hope the dune coons aren't offended.

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

Still a bigger crowd than Biden…

 

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[Sandhog308]

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We call them Sprinkler Heads in these parts. Usually from the other border
Them are Dickheads

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Next time someone says “Alcohol, because no good story started with a glass of milk…”. Show them this picture:

Sirhr

 

[Glowworm]

Does it eat only grass, sleep in a stable, crap and piss wherever it wants? If it thinks it's a horse why is it wearing clothes? I've never seen a horse in yoga pants.

 

[JR_77]

I hope someone shows these videos at her disability hearing for her skeletal injuries and disabilities.

Exactly…freaking retard.

 

[Keith E.]

Oh well.....

Keith

 

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