Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

Dear neighbors… if you don’t like it, you should have stayed in Connecticut, bitches!

4 tankers full of the finest bovine effluvium hit the lower pasture this afternoon.

Just be thankful I didn’t do it Labor Day weekend,
Flatlanders!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[LeftyJason]

Somebody needs to modify this to glowie and post it up for Death from a Blackpowder Surveillance.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I’ve actually done this. It was a dogleg left, with a big tree right in the turn. I crushed the ball, with a little draw, but with a little too much draw. I hit that tree dead center hard. The ball bounced back and rolled right back up to my feet.

I took a mulligan.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

A dozen eggs our office manager gave me today.

 

[7.62willdo]

She’s got Araucana chickens

 

[Ichi]

 

[cooper barrett]

I’ve actually done this. It was a dogleg left, with a big tree right in the turn. I crushed the ball, with a little draw, but with a little too much draw. I hit that tree dead center hard. The ball bounced back and rolled right back up to my feet.

I took a mulligan.

Happened to me twice on the same hole.

 

[6.5SH]

Meow-chael Jordan

 

[Modoc]

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[Grubber]

 

[Grubber]

 

[Father O’blivion]

Does she even have an original thought? Who the hell seriously quotes Margaret Thatcher?

 

[Longshot231]

Oldest Recruit In the History of Parris Island​

Story below...

Oldest Recruit In the History of Parris Island

The average age of a United States Marine Corps recruit is 21 years old. When Paul Douglas enlisted in 1942, he left behind his wife, child, and career and reported to Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island at the ripe age of 50. Even though thousands of visitors have walked the halls of...

www.dvidshub.net

 

[rtB]

Oldest Recruit In the History of Parris Island​

Story below...

Oldest Recruit In the History of Parris Island

The average age of a United States Marine Corps recruit is 21 years old. When Paul Douglas enlisted in 1942, he left behind his wife, child, and career and reported to Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island at the ripe age of 50. Even though thousands of visitors have walked the halls of...

www.dvidshub.net

Well that guy looks older than I do. Probably. Ok Maybe. I'm definitely younger. I was born before him. Wait, that dude is 50? The ladies tell me I look 49. OK not really.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Ouch! He probable felt that for Days! He’s damn lucky! The more time we spend in that environment, the greater the odds.

Head on a Swivel

Can you imagine how garbage collection feels?

 

[Glowworm]

 

[918v]

Jan Hus??? Wrong.

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[jpjulian]

Ouch! He probable felt that for Days! He’s damn lucky! The more time we spend in that environment, the greater the odds.

Head on a Swivel

I got hit 17 times on the job over 25 years on the road....

 

[CamW]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

Man fleeing drug bust on scooter dies when undercover NYPD cop throws cooler at him: sources

Surveillance video shows the moment the white cooler strikes Duprey, who is shown fleeing on his scooter from the sidewalk onto the street. He tumbles off his ride as multiple bystanders surround h…

nypost.com

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

This is the way.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

This legit will just make him more popular

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

O
M
G


This is perfect

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Trump Hotel Soap on a Rope. Who Knew?

 

[pmclaine]

Man fleeing drug bust on scooter dies when undercover NYPD cop throws cooler at him: sources

Surveillance video shows the moment the white cooler strikes Duprey, who is shown fleeing on his scooter from the sidewalk onto the street. He tumbles off his ride as multiple bystanders surround h…

nypost.com

Iced him….

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Iced him….

FAFO… that little wizard is best off on a slab. Was just a matter of time before he raped or killed someone.

Coleman - 1. Shitwad - 0.

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]