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The old yard beagle went to raising sand at something under the living room window just now, went out to for a look and this one was coiled up singing it's rattles.
One from the Hi Power turned it's noggin into potted meat.
Danged things seem to be took a powerful liking to my front yard this year for some reason....
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There is enough of that snake to make a great pair of cowboy boots, belt, wallet and back of a recurve bow.
Pulled pots after salmon fishing today.
Not a bad haul.
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Not a bad haul.
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Reminds me of the story of the blind guy with an incredible sense of smell. He was able to identify any piece of wood just by sniffing it.
So one night in a bar these guys try to test him out and put a board in front of him. He gives it a sniff and says “pine.”
So they try something a little harder, put another piece of wood in front of him and he gives it a sniff and says “black walnut.“
Thinking this time they’ll get him the put a really exotic piece of hardwood in front of him and he gives it a sniff, and says “Goncalo Alvez“.
Now they’re really going to stump them so they have the barmaid come over and she lies down on the table and he goes over and gives a sniff and says he can’t quite identify that. But would they turn it over. So they have the barmaid turnover.
Old guy gives another sniff and says “I can’t tell you what kind of wood it is, but I can tell you what it was used for.”
“It was the shit house door on a tuna fishing boat.“
Sirhr
So one night in a bar these guys try to test him out and put a board in front of him. He gives it a sniff and says “pine.”
So they try something a little harder, put another piece of wood in front of him and he gives it a sniff and says “black walnut.“
Thinking this time they’ll get him the put a really exotic piece of hardwood in front of him and he gives it a sniff, and says “Goncalo Alvez“.
Now they’re really going to stump them so they have the barmaid come over and she lies down on the table and he goes over and gives a sniff and says he can’t quite identify that. But would they turn it over. So they have the barmaid turnover.
Old guy gives another sniff and says “I can’t tell you what kind of wood it is, but I can tell you what it was used for.”
“It was the shit house door on a tuna fishing boat.“
Sirhr
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