Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Cm250]

Knows how to use a “sharp” knife for sure!!!!! Always fun to watch a butcher that knows what he’s doing!!!!!

 

[rtB]

Knows how to use a “sharp” knife for sure!!!!! Always fun to watch a butcher that knows what he’s doing!!!!!

What's always interesting to me is when they -don't- use a knife. Knows where to grab and just pulls.

 

[Lawless]

I love this one, another plane for the office.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

57 years ago this week…

 

[Bullfrog08]

Benches cleared after Chris Sale threw behind Victor Martinez.

I have multiple guys at work, constantly bitching about liberals, woke policies, blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later talking about NFL football games.

Ok, lets bitch about policies, BUT lets financially support those who perpetrate these policies.

Got it.......

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

My focking dog just started doing this after years of leaving it alone.

I brought home a bag of dog food and my dog asked.. when did we get a dog.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[mi650]

I have multiple guys at work, constantly bitching about liberals, woke policies, blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later talking about NFL football games.

Ok, lets bitch about policies, BUT lets financially support those who perpetrate these policies.

Got it.......

Yea, I hear ya.

This game was in 2013, and free tix. I had just opened my business a couple months before, and my landlord rented out the Pepsi Porch. Free food & beer too!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Emerson0311]

I have multiple guys at work, constantly bitching about liberals, woke policies, blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later talking about NFL football games.

Ok, lets bitch about policies, BUT lets financially support those who perpetrate these policies.

Got it.......

Yup. It’s entertainment to keep the dim witted masses distracted.

 

[FWoo45]

My ex from HS was the hottest girl in our class. Now I wouldn’t fuck her with @Dirty D’s dick. Doubt he would either. Skinny, drugged out, muddy sharks don’t sound like his type regardless of how big her tits are.

 

[rtB]

My ex from HS was the hottest girl in our class. Now I wouldn’t fuck her with @Dirty D’s dick. Doubt he would either. Skinny, drugged out, muddy sharks don’t sound like his type regardless of how big her tits are.

Umm, not that I'm interested, ummm, but where does she live?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[earthtrekker1775]

A young kid ran on the field at the end of last nights game to shake hands with some Astro and it was upsetting how vigorously the security tracked him down.

I was also surprised by how they went through my wife’s hand bag.

Than I see today about the shit show of a fan attacking a player, a whale smuggling in a gun and have an ND in her fat folds.

The whole world has gone to shit.

Can’t say baseball hasn’t helped it along especially John Henry.

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Edit: Removed my unnecessary personal jab. I've been stressed out lately but no need to spread the tension around, sorry about that @pmclaine

 

[Ichi]

 

[pmclaine]

In all fairness, you voted with your wallet that their religion is acceptable to you.

Okay.

 

[Grubber]

 

[Grubber]

@Bender

 

[Grubber]

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Maggot]

 

[Ramius]

 

[fpgt72]

My ex from HS was the hottest girl in our class. Now I wouldn’t fuck her with @Dirty D’s dick. Doubt he would either. Skinny, drugged out, muddy sharks don’t sound like his type regardless of how big her tits are.

The one from my graduating class went full on bull dyke. Friend showed me "her" picture on facebook. Ok 40years is not kind to everyone, but good god. If it was me and her the human race would come to an end.

 

[acpchuck]

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Steve Harvey

Should be grilled onions.

 

[philly1010]

 

[philly1010]

 

[Lange Carabine]

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Yep, and yelling ALLIGATOR right about then is what I would do to make CNN afraid.

 

[cas6969]

 

[Grubber]

 

[DuneBoer]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[charbroiled]

That there is sissy mud! Round these here parts we have gooey clay mud that will suction your wheels to the earth so tightly a CAT D6 wouldn't budge 'em!

 

[CamW]