Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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I live near a lot of Amish. A dump truck driver told me about when he delivered a load to them. They wanted him to back down a hill in a field and dump. He refused saying he'd not be able to drive out and would have to pay for a tow truck. They told him they would get him out or they would pay for the tow. Sure enough, he got stuck and they showed up with a team of draft horses. Pulled him right out. He said they were the biggest horses he'd ever seen.
 
I aint much for the hoochies the dudes post up in the MPT.

That gal is far from it and has a phenomenal smile on top of it.

If she can do some actual ranch work, that is a heck of a gal.

I prefer em real, in jeans and a tshirt or flannel, and with a good brain. Hoodies are ok too, should be accompanied by pigtails..... Make up and nails are cool, but never a necessity for me.
 
OSHA approved?
In Seattle OSHA really starting cracking down in the 90’s
Reps stopped bringing beer and pizza to the job site
No more hanging on to the concrete pump boom to swing to another wall.
No more walking 30+ foot high walls with a couple beers in your toolbags.
Hammer tag started to be frowned upon.
Sobriety was a job requirement.
It all went to crap.