Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[SONIC SAAMI]

All 911 and 912 model shared the same wheelbase. That was increased for the 1970 model year, the same year the 912 was dropped and the 914 was introduced. Believe or not, the 912 actually outsold the 911 the first couple of years of production

Calling Cliff Clavin, come in Cliff.

 

[jolofree]

Story time:

You ever had a feeling that something bad is about to happen......

I was on my motorcycle going home from work. It had rained early that morning, but it had quit and the streets started to dry out. I come around the turn and in front of me is a truck pulling a hay trailer. One of these guys.

View attachment 8249901

One bail did not look quite right. Now round bails are real heavy, and wet round bails weigh a fooking ton. Something told me to back way off. Road is real curvy so I can't pass...double yellow. Hay is blowing off the bails, and it can find the only exposed skin, my neck and they kinda hurts.

I am a ways back cars behind me get pissy and pass me, about 30 sec later off with the bail. Car slams on the brake but boink into the bail. A bail that has been done with a good bailer is hard as a brick. The trailer did not stop...guess he never knew. I stop still all the motorcycle gear on, get my cell phone and make a call. About this time Mrs. Idiot comes out and I know that look. Quickly I take off the helmet and unzip my jacket, I am still wearing a shoot me first shirt and she freezes. Move out of the road mam, in front of the hay bail, I am on the phone with the office. She does what she is told, and the troops show up in short order, I am under 5min from the office just outside of town. Car is leaking, Anyone else in the car......no......excuse me I did not hear you.....NO, ok you hurt, NO. OK.

Got home a bit late that day, and Mrs. Idiot learned a thing or two about farm equipment.

It's a Bale of hay. Hay is in Bales unless it's getting out of jail....

 

[mosin46]

View attachment 82491571939 Oregon, Josephine County, near Grants Pass.
One room per family pickers camp, no running water.

white privilege

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Longshot231]

For Hank Williams Sr., fans. The rest of you can keep scrolling. He would have been about 14 when this recording was made.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[aprocast]

View attachment 8250647

Any info on that

 

[cas6969]

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle...

 

[Downtown]

Any info on that

Battleship Texas will move back to Galveston later this month, its first move in more than 30 years

Historic ship has not moved since 1988, will make its way — slowly — to Galveston

www.houstonchronicle.com

 

[RPN]

Any info on that

USS Texas (BB-35) in dry dock

Whoops, too slooooooooow

 

[6.5SH]

 

[theLBC]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[pmclaine]

[/QUOTEj]

Just got tires for my family car within site of Main Street Watertown, MA.

 

[EddieNFL]

We have a few houses in our neighborhood that invest multi-thousands in Halloween decorations. Ditto for Christmas. I look at them and think, that's a lot of ammo.

 

[EddieNFL]

 

[Lawless]

Pretty much right depending on neighborhood

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[cas6969]

Evil modern weapons.

 

[LeftyJason]

Any info on that

https://youtube.com/@BattleshipTexas?si=iFEyLNxf4dROM_p2

 

[mikeshaw2]

Doing the 4-wheel drift in corners was a blast in a midget.
Mine was a 72 with the 1275.

I think mine was a 73, but still had metal bumpers. ...or was that just a B thing with the rubber bumpers?

IDK what engine mine had when new, but Dad and I stuck a 1275 in it

I still have an extra convertible frame and a windshield in the garage if someone needs it.

M

 

[Mike Casselton]

I think mine was a 73, but still had metal bumpers. ...or was that just a B thing with the rubber bumpers?

IDK what engine mine had when new, but Dad and I stuck a 1275 in it

I still have an extra convertible frame and a windshield in the garage if someone needs it.

M

75 is when the rubber bumper nonsense started.
79 was the last year for the midget.

My 80 B had the rubber bumpers.

I had a neighbor that raced midgets over in Sebring.
I was so tempted to build mine out like his and run it on the street. Leaving for basic training changed that plan.

 

[mikeshaw2]

75 is when the rubber bumper nonsense started.
79 was the last year for the midget.

My 80 B had the rubber bumpers.

I had a neighbor that raced midgets over in Sebring.
I was so tempted to build mine out like his and run it on the street. Leaving for basic training changed that plan.

I saw the ?Moss motors? catalog with a racing midget on the cover and went 'ooh! Let's do that!'

Then a Beretta happened and the Midget was no more. Neither was the section of the fence the Beretta went thru after turning left in front of me. Clobbered her hard!

My little car crumpled like tissue paper

M

 

[Mike Casselton]

For sure, I wouldn't want to be driving one and getting into an accident.
The only thing that isn't bigger or heavier is a Sprite.
Same platform.

 

[theLBC]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

View attachment 8250777

And what's better than 2??? Three of course! Who wants to be the first in line to shoot this contraption right here?

 

[johnnyvw]

For sure, I wouldn't want to be driving one and getting into an accident.
The only thing that isn't bigger or heavier is a Sprite.
Same platform.

a Porsche 356 ain't very big either...

 

[Downtown]

View attachment 8250795

Ha! I like that. Now do it with the 1911 and the M2HB.

 

[Mike Casselton]

a Porsche 356 ain't very big either...
View attachment 8250934

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I always thought that raising alpacas or llamas would be a fun hobby.

 

[GUN NUT in IA]

View attachment 8250795

Well . . . in all fairness -

2020
- No picatinny rail?
- No round hand guards?
- No "bird cage" flash suppressor?
- No forward assist?
- No rear adjustable sight?
- No 30 round magazine?
- No collapsible stock?
- No removable carrying handle?
- No heavy barrel?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well . . . in all fairness -

2020
- No picatinny rail?
- No round hand guards?
- No "bird cage" flash suppressor?
- No forward assist?
- No rear adjustable sight?
- No 30 round magazine?
- No collapsible stock?
- No removable carrying handle?
- No heavy barrel?

Yeah... But my '60's slick-side is just as reliable, accurate and capable as the latest M4.

So there is that!

Sirhr

 

[timesublime]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[powdahound76]

And in reality, either of the 2 riding the motorcycle would likely rape a young boy, sheep, or goat.

I guess its just a sin worth killing to them if the catcher is willing?

 

[Ramius]

 

[pmclaine]

Trees on fire….wish the sun were out.

 

[theLBC]

complete lack of empathy. either a mental defect or horrible upbringing.

the ability to understand and share the feelings of another.
"he has a total lack of empathy for anybody"