Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[sirhrmechanic]

an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[pmclaine]

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

Sounds like they should have “made a hole” and not worried so much.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[mosin46]

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i remember all of that. min wage $1/hr gas $.25/gal and cigs same for a pack

 

[mosin46]

I had one like that back in the day; lots of fun, sleek, really hot and turned a lot of heads. I don't know anything about the car.

and a real hot real woman. no tats,no plastic,not shopped.

 

[cooper barrett]

I had to throw them all away when I got married the first time around. BTW, neither of the ex-wives would cast a reflection in the mirror or could ever be photographed.

I had an ex-insignificant other™ who was like that. Once a cute redhead with gravity defying tits helped me break the spell, she transformed to reality then disappeared in a pile of smoke after being assaulted with a Mattel "Super Soaker"

 

[Longshot231]

and a real hot real woman. no tats,no plastic,not shopped.

And no metallic facial ornaments!

 

[mosin46]

He used to have his driver and agents stop the car at his ranch out in the puckerbrush so he could take a leak. The agents would stand around him so a sniper could not shoot him (guess they were still thinking of Dallas.)

Johnson would piss on their pant legs… just to be a dick.

He was in the top 5 of Americas worst Presidents and Everything that is fuckd up today traces back to that socialist scumbag.

Sirhr

i assume carter,clinton,obama,biden as included?

 

[pmclaine]

Naples' famous pizza chef Gino Sorbillo includes PINEAPPLE toppings

The fruity topping is both loved and hated by pizza eaters across the globe and is considered by some as an affront to traditional Italian cuisine.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[CamW]

 

[CamW]

 

[n2ishun]

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

 

[Devildog]

 

[Longshot231]

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TRUTH!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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You sound like my ex wife.
But you weren't married before.
Exactly!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Reefer
Joint
Marijuana cigarette
Smoking the marijuana
A lid of marijuana
The local neighborhood pusher of the marijuana.

 

[LeftyJason]

an uncle of mine was in secret service while Kennedy was in office and then LBJ.

one of his few family stories was being on the detail guarding LBJ at his ranch. The agents were jet lagged and tired. Around 0200 the agents were tired and someone made a pot of coffee. LBJ woke up to the smell of coffee.

He walks into area and curses the men guarding him like dogs. Tells them to never @#$& make coffee in his house again. He was that much of an asshole.

Old uncle didn’t talk much. He was a fabulous man that stayed in incredible shape until his late 70’s. He had seen the elephant but would never tell.

He must've known Clint Hill. Mike rowe has had Clint on his podcast 3 times.

239: The Best Business Card in History - The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe

What started as a series of short mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span has evolved into enlightening conversations for the not-so-short attention span. Whether it’s a short mystery, a long conversation, or an audio book, The Way I Heard It is a veritable box of chocolates...

pca.st

276: Clint Hill & Lisa McCubbin Hill—Best Road Trip Ever - The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe

What started as a series of short mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span has evolved into enlightening conversations for the not-so-short attention span. Whether it’s a short mystery, a long conversation, or an audio book, The Way I Heard It is a veritable box of chocolates...

pca.st

358: Clint Hill and Lisa McCubbin Hill—Five Days in November - The Way I Heard It with Mike Rowe

What started as a series of short mysteries for the curious mind with a short attention span has evolved into enlightening conversations for the not-so-short attention span. Whether it’s a short mystery, a long conversation, or an audio book, The Way I Heard It is a veritable box of chocolates...

pca.st

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Modoc]

@SONIC SAAMI

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[n2ishun]

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Reefer
Joint
Marijuana cigarette
Smoking the marijuana
A lid of marijuana
The local neighborhood pusher of the marijuana.

Jazz Cabbage

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

SMELLIN LIKE CHERRY FLAVORED VODKA & VIRGINIA SLIMS

Whatever you do, don't Google that phrase

 

[Modoc]

 

[n2ishun]

SMELLIN LIKE CHERRY FLAVORED VODKA & VIRGINIA SLIMS

Whatever you do, don't Google that phrase

Does it have anything to do with this ?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Anyone else still have a record player?

 

[jpjulian]

IOM TT..... those guys are flat out crazy. No one in their right mind would run that race....

 

[Threadcutter308]

IOM TT..... those guys are flat out crazy. No one in their right mind would run that race....

269.......

List of Isle of Man TT Mountain Course fatalities - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[jpjulian]

269.......

List of Isle of Man TT Mountain Course fatalities - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

and counting.......

 

[n2ishun]

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Anyone else still have a record player?

Strangely enough I just looked and it seems they are no longer in business
That is a 10000 rpm speed equipment clutchpack....right ?

 

[n2ishun]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

“Muffy and I built our 20,000 square foot ski house on top of a mountain so we could look down on everyone and we are here for our annual ski week and this is our road. Our BMW X5 can’t make it up. Vermont needs to pave these roads!” — on every Fakebook Page right now.

Dear Chad and Muffy:

FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely,

Vermonters

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

“Muffy and I built our 20,000 square foot ski house on top of a mountain so we could look down on everyone and we are here for our annual ski week and this is our road. Our BMW X5 can’t make it up. Vermont needs to pave these roads!” — on every Fakebook Page right now.

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Dear Chad and Muffy:

FUCK. OFF.

Sincerely,

Vermonters

Thanks for the reminder. The vacuum line on my driver's side hub needs replaced. Getting out and manually locking in the hubs is sooo 19hundreds.

 

[Lawless]

Thanks for the reminder. The vacuum line on my driver's side hub needs replaced. Getting out and manually locking in the hubs is sooo 19hundreds.

My 2002 had those, this 2001 sadly doesn’t I guess because it has a stick for the case instead of a button…..oh the humanity.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

I don’t know about y’all but the thoughts of a 7’ chicken are terrifying

Just watch em a while….dinosaurs….