Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Lawless]

 

[Longshot231]

I know gay folks who want nothing to do with the other 87 varieties of loons.

Those things would make good targets for Russian tanks.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[Modoc]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Marinevet1]

Is 415hp enough?
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For what?

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

Redneck trans

 

[WeiserBucks]

Stupid beach

 

[sirhrmechanic]

For what?

Doesn’t matter. 415 HP is not enough when
You could have 500!

And 500 is not enough if 600 is doable.

More HP. More torque.

No matter what you have, more is better!

Sirhr

 

[Modoc]

Doesn’t matter. 415 HP is not enough when
You could have 500!

And 500 is not enough if 600 is doable.

More HP. More torque.

No matter what you have, more is better!

Sirhr

Hey, it’s fun watching newbs trick out a motor and ignore the rest of the power train.

 

[Maggot]

i had a Mini cooper with 350 WHP....20psi of boost, alcohol injection, and a 100 shot of NOS....

1st and 2nd gear were useless, and it would regularly outrun SRT8s...

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i dunno man.....i think for some applications 415 might be enough

How did you squeeze into a Mini?

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Maggot]

Cut the car in half, no injuries.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

i had a Mini cooper with 350 WHP....20psi of boost, alcohol injection, and a 100 shot of NOS....

1st and 2nd gear were useless, and it would regularly outrun SRT8s...

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i dunno man.....i think for some applications 415 might be enough

And sounded better than the newer mustangs
And good grief the bumblebee in a Skoal can muffler. I'm glad that fad wore out it's popularity

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Because scissor lift be spensive and stuff

 

[darkfader]

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Not only no but a great big fucking hell no.

I like your style. I’ll see your white and raise you sharkskin metallic.

 

[Maggot]

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"Wha happen to Caleb?"

Drownt face down in the outhouse."

Not really how you want to go.

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I like your style. I’ll see your white and raise you sharkskin metallic.

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put on 15,000 miles and sold it for what I paid for it during the used car craze of 2020

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Cut the car in half, no injuries.

During this last storm six people have been killed in automobile accidents on a 60 mile stretch of 2 Lane state highway in Central Oregon.
(make that 7)
fatal-two-vehicle-crash-reported-at-intersection-of-u-s-highway-97-and-state-highway-31-south-of-la-pine

 

[darkfader]

I don’t think I can sell this one. It’s the first time in my life I ordered a car exactly the way I wanted it, and then waited 9 months for it to be built and delivered. Mine’s sitting at just under 5k miles and snuggled up in the garage until spring.

 

[quietmike]

No matter what you have, more is better!

Sirhr

Even if it's the clap?

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Lawless]

 

[hino895]

Heated waterer didn’t freeze at 10° last night

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Put a tea bag in there and it would be mo better

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Trans golfer WINS contest nabs coveted spot on prestigious womens tour

A transgender golfer has managed to secure her spot on a prestigious tour, specifically designed to provide 'growth opportunities' for female players.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Lawless]

 

[mi650]

I like your style. I’ll see your white and raise you sharkskin metallic.

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I'll raise you a Shock.

 

[The D]

Mercedes diesel?

Maybe, looks like a M52 BMW housing to me.

Could be either. If it’s a Benz it’s an om642

My everything hurts just watching this

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Anyone want to add to the color palette?

 

[cooper barrett]

Is 415hp enough?
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for a 2.0L 4 banger? Dammed straight.

 

[lyman]

i had a Mini cooper with 350 WHP....20psi of boost, alcohol injection, and a 100 shot of NOS....

1st and 2nd gear were useless, and it would regularly outrun SRT8s...

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i dunno man.....i think for some applications 415 might be enough

I had a 2010 and 2013 S, did not mod it in any way and they both were the best cars , fun wise, I ever had,

 

[Father O’blivion]

for a 2.0L 4 banger? Dammed straight.

Not according to the muscle car apes on here. If we wanted to stretch rules a bit more the honda k24 can be built into a 1000hp brute. https://4pistonracing.com/products/k24-kt1000

 

[Modoc]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

found the salty SRT8 owner

But it's a red eye

 

[LeftyJason]

Just finished watching True Lies for the first time. So many things wrong gun wise. Every gun has one of these magazines. Especially ak's and uzi's.

 

[joblo]

Bet that was a rank sob.

 

[cooper barrett]

Not according to the muscle car apes on here. If we wanted to stretch rules a bit more the honda k24 can be built into a 1000hp brute. https://4pistonracing.com/products/k24-kt1000

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I looked for the 4 yr/ 50K mile warranty and EPA compliance paperwork. None found

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Lawless]

Just to throw gasoline on this fire….

No cylinders

I enjoy all performance cars, equal opportunity tire shredder here.

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

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No one loves a Pontiac 64-67 GTO any more than I do. But, if there is a well tuned Hemi in that Cuda, its not a race, its a slaughter

 

[GBMaryland]

Just to throw gasoline on this fire….

No cylinders

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I enjoy all performance cars, equal opportunity tire shredder here.

So I have the cheap version and shreds tires too…. Only 500hp and 500ft/lbs. That’s probably the one expense no one tells you about when you buy one of these cars… You’ll be replacing tires every year to two years.

 

[Mr. Wolf]

Just to throw gasoline on this fire….

No cylinders

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I enjoy all performance cars, equal opportunity tire shredder here.

Somehow EV/Hybrid ownership has turned into a political statement.
However, I like EV/Hybrids when used to improve the vehicle's handling and acceleration performance like the Porsche 918, Tesla Roadster, and the Corvette e-Ray.

YMMV, happy shooting.

 

[Lawless]

@Gee Kay

 

[EddieNFL]

Some of us have never seen this thing called snow. The idea of white powder falling out the sky is alien to us.

Seen it, but would not miss if I never saw it again.

 

[Lawless]

Somehow EV/Hybrid ownership has turned into a political statement.

Brother EVERYTHING is a political stand these days.

Sides, everything has to be divided into sides…and to not divide your life dependent on ideology is perhaps the most egregious sin of all.

You’re not a “real conservative“ if you ___________________________ !

^ is just as stupid as when the progressives do it.

I DO believe in hard stands on issues of Liberty and Right/Wrong. I do not think liking a nearly 8 second car that happens to be electric makes you a sellout...or turbo 4 cyl cars…or eating the duck in a nice restaurant with your wife…or having a gay friend…or keeping your Yeti cooler…or using 6.5 Creedmoor…

makes you not on the right side (you MOA guys are close to the line though)…

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]