Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[ZiaHunter]

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Local Pecan farmer and long time family friend has a fully restored OH-6 that he flys over the valley where I live on weekends. Beautiful bird. He was a grunt in VN and when he returned became a crop duster and over time became one of the largest pecan grower in our area.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

The hood has a lot of firepower. And up until recently, most of the hoods are fragmented and volatile, like the Kingdom of France in 1347 when the Black Prince Edward I of England launched his first devastating invasion of the continent. The Patriot community is like the Duchy of Burgundy. Most of it's counts and knights want to ally with France even as the Duke's principle influencer, the Holy Roman Empire, are racked with it's own divisions and prefer a divided and fractured continent with the English occupying all of the northwest and keeping both France and Burgundy in a state of paranoia. An allied France and Burgundy fighting on equal terms means the forces of the invading English kings get kicked out entirely once and for all... It is being replayed again and hopefully replayed for good.

 

[CamW]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

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[sirhrmechanic]

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Yeah…. Q-Tip, not Casino.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

The hood has a lot of firepower. And up until recently, most of the hoods are fragmented and volatile, like the Kingdom of France in 1347 when the Black Prince Edward I of England launched his first devastating invasion of the continent. The Patriot community is like the Duchy of Burgundy. Most of it's counts and knights want to ally with France even as the Duke's principle influencer, the Holy Roman Empire, are racked with it's own divisions and prefer a divided and fractured continent with the English occupying all of the northwest and keeping both France and Burgundy in a state of paranoia. An allied France and Burgundy fighting on equal terms means the forces of the invading English kings get kicked out entirely once and for all... It is being replayed again and hopefully replayed for good.

 

[Lawless]

“Trans” people are absolutely mentally ill.

 

[oldshooterback]

 

[Modoc]

 

[fpgt72]

interesting. this guy thinks the gov killed malcolm x. i tend to agree. they did farm the job out as usual. X was guilty of the same sort of thing that they tried to kill randy weaver over. he was basically a separatist like randy weaver. didn't want integration or welfare as i recall. '65 a bit early but they did JFK in '63 so. pretty sure they did king. did RFK,JFK for sure. neither MLK or RFK's families buy the official narrative. should mean something. J6,waco,iraq,vietnam,ukraine,global warming,huge debt,fake money. all part of a multi front attack on freedom. some are well planned in advance,some reactions to opportunities seen at the time.

The king family went after the FBI and won. The suit basically says you had MLK killed. A court agreed to it.

Here is the official DOJ take on the matter.

Overview of Investigation Of Allegations Regarding The Assassination Of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

www.justice.gov

This video lacks the "polish" of many youtube videos, but I have double checked what he says and his info is accurate....down to cutting down the tree.

There is no doubt about it, and many years later a court agreed that the .gov had a hand in it.

You did not hear anything about that a few weeks ago on MLK day did you. Wonder why.

 

[fpgt72]

In full disclosure I found that video off of this one.

It is a little bit more on the gun used. A gun that could not have fired the bullet that killed king. That is a cold hard fact.

 

[cas6969]

 

[hankpac]

I hate to say, BFD, but BFD.
One small park in Loredo. Big news. The entire rest of the Border in Texas is still wide open. El Paso is going unreported, but is a major pipeline. So is all of New Mexico (with it's liberal Governor) and Arizona. Our eyes are focused on Loredo, like it is the entire border and it isn't. You football fans understand the phrase "End Run", and Infantry/Cav know what a flanking movement is. They even cross at Boquillas, (inside Big Bend National Park), and Lajitas. Hell, the Government is even flying them in.

 

[Emerson0311]

I hate to say, BFD, but BFD.
One small park in Loredo. Big news. The entire rest of the Border in Texas is still wide open. El Paso is going unreported, but is. major pipeline. So is all of New Mexico (with it's liberl Governor) and Arizona. Our eyes are focussed on Loredo, like it is the entire border and it isn't. YOu football fans understand the phrase "EndRun", and Infantry/Cav know what a flanking movement is. They even cross at Boquillas, (inside Big Bend National Park), and Lajitas. Hell, the Government is even flying them in.

Almost like it’s just a show to distract the “republicans” so they feel victorious while still getting rammed by NWO cock.

 

[hankpac]

People always asked why I kept a box of gallon ziploc bags, ice and a large bottle of saline in my trailer when I went to a team roping jackpot. I said it was in case I cut my thumb off, so if it happens, don't let the dogs run off with it.

One fine day at the clinic in Cedarville, Ca, a Rancher came in, from branding. He'd gotten his thumb under a loose dally (wrapped around the saddle horn), and when the calf hit the end of the rope, it snipped his thumb off neat as you please right at the base. I asked if he brought the thumb with him, as I could ship him to Reno, to get it reattached, if he or we were lucky. He said, "Nope, as soon as it hit the ground, the dog ran over and gobbled it up."
I said, "Well, you could have cut the dog open and retrieved the thumb, before much damage was done" (loss of a thumb is disabling), and he looked funny at me, saying, "I couldn't do that, he's my best dog!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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[Modoc]

 

[hlee]

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This makes my left eye twitch- VeerG (allegedly)

 

[theLBC]

 

[fpgt72]

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I live in KC, so I know one team, guy at work told me the other team. As god is my witness I thought it was new england.

 

[timesublime]

 

[turbo_bird]

That was really cool to see, thanks for posting it. We never had cable growing up, but one of my dad's friends that would visit a couple times a year would record the shows on VHS for my brother and I to watch. We pretty much wore out the tapes, but memorized a lot of the lines. I've never seen them out of character before, and it was cool to see their families too.
Kristian

 

[Charmingmander]

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Delusional

 

[MrSmith]

Did anyone check inside?

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Is that one of those new "press fit" spark plugs i keep hearing about?

 

[7.62willdo]

Is that one of those new "press fit" spark plugs i keep hearing about?

Tack weld it, it will be fine…

 

[lariat]

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Light Miracle Whip. Are you in league with the devil? Or do we need to have an intervention?

 

[502Chevelle]

Get that freaking Miracle Whip out of you house! What’s wrong with you people!

 

[gunjunkie45]

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Braunschwiger I am totally behind but you can get the tin can tasting Miracle Whip right the fuck out!

 

[lariat]

Get that freaking Miracle Whip out of you house! What’s wrong with you people!

Incorrect. Miracle Whip is awesome. Light Miracle Whip is for 6.5 manbun types that have butterfly tramp stamps.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

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[gunjunkie45]

I'll do you one better. Patte on Ritz with a little smear of blackberry jam.

 

[Longshot231]

I'll open with Dawn Wells.

 

[Lawless]

 

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[Lawless]

Never heard this

 

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