Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Who says SH hoodies aren’t Arctic proven?
My daughter's cat LuLu opens all our doors like that, it's annoying because she doesn't shut them behind her. Stupid lazy cat. We've woke up to a freezing cold house many times with one of the outside doors open 6" all night. I finally installed self closing hinges. (Yes, I could have switched all the doorknobs to round ones but that would have been more expensive, ruined the look my wife was going for and this solution also shuts the doors behind my kids as well.)
Is this a weekly episode of Taxi? Because this so stupid it’s either that or the lizard people need to come like right freaking now, stop the butt probes and restart shop classes.
What the hell have we become? Idiocracy isn’t a movie; the longer I live the more I’m convinced that it is real life. We are giants among men I tell you.
Lemme just help everybody out here - Satan doesn’t have a pitchfork. Nope. He has a hay fork. That should tell us all how this BS is regarded even by him. It’s a clue.
Actually Satan is some dude that hangs out in every house, everywhere. You just have to deny his cries to feed him, so he stays weak and doesn't have the strength to bother you. Not easy.
Unless your chopping down all the fucking trees, in which case there’s no chance that you’re gonna have enough oxygen producing systems. There is no free lunch.
Most people can deny satan, horns, pitchfork, etc, but what do you do when she walks by in heels and a mini skirt? Hey I’m guilty as everything, but satan is no fool, and he has been playing this game since the beginning of time. Lots of experience.
To quote Hoyt Axton …” The devil deals in dying and he travels in a hearse , he treats you like a dog now , he’d like to treat you worse.”
Water weighs an average of 8.33 pounds per gallon. How many gallons does anyone think that tub holds? Now tell me how much weight that deck is capable of holding.
It’s ok the water will cushion their fall
Water weighs an average of 8.33 pounds per gallon. How many gallons does anyone think that tub holds? Now tell me how much weight that deck is capable of holding.
We need a photoshop font for you.
Like the sarcasm font for folks who miss it.
I will take help when I can get it
Me too.
All of us.
Just had seen the deck pic in a prior meme without the hot tub, so looked closer
I miss Hoyt, he had some good songs.
I saw Hoyt twice , J.J. Cale , Leon Russell , Willis Alan Ramsey , Steve Fromholz , Rusty Weir and others between Fayetteville, Tulsa , Austin tween 75-79. Fresh out of the Nav ,ended up going to the U of A. Fayetteville…. Great music scene
Single and felt Free !
Had a “revolving door“ policy in place , got more ass than a toilet seat . A college degree was also a GI Bill benefit I’ll always appreciate .Life has been 80-90% awesome. Got that going for me.
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