Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Let the record show that I want a pet mountain lion and/or bear soooooo fucking badly
Recent changes in Big Cat laws (blame that other Joe - Tiger King) make that really hard in the US without full sanctuary/zoo status (i.e. Single Vision in Florida). I don't know about N.A. Mt. lions - they act more like leopards in their solitary nature. Although some leopards can be social they can never be fully trusted; its really not in their DNA the way it is for African lions. Africa lions - if you raise from cub stage and invest a substantial amount of time in their development most are rewarded with lifelong pride (female) or coalition (male) membership. Pretty cool.
As far as bears - kidn of same if you raise with cubs, but they will go off on their own unless fenced in. There is a lady who has a relationship with a female bear - it always bring its cubs to her.
If you’re seeing anything about the hawk tuah girl, this is her….
I ordered a sight pusher, and some Meprolights (my favorite) and put them on the wife's G45 last night. This is the third or fourth set I've done, getting quicker at fitting the rear sight.
Not a funny, documented case in Ruston, Louisiana where in the less than upstanding part of town, a woman short of cash asked a dealer what it would take to get her cocaine. He told her to do a blowjob on a dog. Sure enough she gave the dog a blowjob. To the dealer, a deal is a deal and after she performed the act, he gave her the cocaine.
Karen trigger warning: I did it again last night. One Costco rotisserie chicken leg.
Screenshots, in order:
The bigger one was there, too. I’m assuming mated pair, the smaller is the vixen. The dog wasn’t interested in approaching.
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Screenshots, in order:
The bigger one was there, too. I’m assuming mated pair, the smaller is the vixen. The dog wasn’t interested in approaching.
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On the way upstairs after our brief interaction I saw this fella in the front yard. He wanted a treat, too, so I obliged him with a single piece of bread.
Screenshots taken from the video, again in order.
Foxes in the backyard, bucks in the front. A cool evening.
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Screenshots taken from the video, again in order.
Foxes in the backyard, bucks in the front. A cool evening.
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Admit it! You're just baiting him for the Fall when you can legally fill your tag.
Going to be a nice 8 pointer.
FIFYAdmit it! You're just baiting him for the Fall when you can legally fill your tag.
The Imperial passport of Kublai Khan, circa 1240 AD.
“I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.”
They really don't make travel documents the way they used to.
“I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.”
They really don't make travel documents the way they used to.
I still have a lot of it, but my flak jacket is just green, not cammo.
Admit it! You're just baiting him for the Fall when you can legally fill your tag.
This ain’t Virginia, we just count just one side, omitting the eyeguards (aka brow tines).
I’m betting 4x3
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Goddamn, if I haven’t used 85% of everything in there…. Shit I’m not that old, am I?
Still have some of it. Was kinda jealous of the platoon billeted at our motel last weekend, seeing their tan rough out boots and utilities. Oh the memories of the bs sessions while polishing boots.
I weigh 135 pounds.
I'm 3'2" tall.
Have five fingers and five toes.
Four fingers and 4 toes. You don’t count the thumb or big toe. SMH…I weigh 135 pounds.
I'm 3'2" tall.
Have five fingers and five toes.
