Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Mike Islander]

I don’t expect many of you to recognize the other two……

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Here's a covert shot of one from 2014. Actually he could see what I was doing and posed for me between downing multiple glasses of wine while sipping coffee.

 

[cas6969]

NEVER trust WAZE!! It is a real hemorrhoid when dealing with the traveling public. I have had 53 foot trucks try and bypass a project on roads that they can not make the turns and have to be towed out backwards because of WAZE.

You mean never trust truck drivers who don't know they're not supposed to use Waze.

I use to tease a couple guys at work about their leveling kits.
"If your truck needs a leveling kit, you don't need a truck."
I guess the same goes for UN-leveling kits.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Chicago last night? X35 or so?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

@DarnYankeeUSMC will a rock fix it?

I'd put a Get Well balloon on it. It still has pressure so there's still a chance

Last year I had a customer call me about repairing a leak in the condensing unit. When I got there it was buried in bricks. The house was built in 1910 IIRC and the bricks on that side of the house had fallen from the house.

 

[diggler1833]

Posted on Facebook by my old lesbian aunt who has been a Socialist since her indoctrination in college in the 70s. I don’t engage her because it would be impossible to change her views on the evil Republicans
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I have found it easier to engage actually. Not because I posess the ability to speak slow enough, sign, or color correctly to get through to the mentally ill... It just saves me a bunch of money on Christmas cards each year.

 

[Mike Islander]

Posted on Facebook by my old lesbian aunt who has been a Socialist since her indoctrination in college in the 70s. I don’t engage her because it would be impossible to change her views on the evil Republicans
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"They" kill each other. "We" kill bad guys. Everyone wins.

 

[Reconnaissanceman]

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Probably has more to do with the mother.

 

[TexPatriot]

Glad that I'm not the only one that has captions turned on. Driving with the windows down, loud music, motorcycles that shooting has taken it's toll on my hearing...

Growing up shooting, I was an expert shot before I ever owned my first set of ear pro. Chainsaws with no mufflers, Harley straight drag pipes, wind, heavy equipment including sitting on a backhoe rock hammer all day...my poor ears.

 

[TexPatriot]

I stopped by the store on my way to a g/f's and only thing I bought was a doz. roses and a can of whipped cream. I remember the checkout girl giggling.

 

[37L1]

GenX

We did this in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

Wait, you had a mat?

 

[Keith E.]

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1. Black dogs. Check.
2. Black mold. Check.

Keith

 

[theLBC]

 

[The D]

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Some of us didn’t want either. Anything more than an inch of rake looks fucking goofy

 

[918v]

You mean never trust truck drivers who don't know they're not supposed to use Waze.


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I used to tease a couple guys at work about their leveling kits.
"If your truck needs a leveling kit, you don't need a truck."
I guess the same goes for UN-leveling kits.

These assholes should be put in prison and made to learn physics, math, geometry, and art.

 

[37L1]

These assholes should be put in prison and made to learn physics, math, geometry, and art.

That would just be pearls before swine.

 

[Modoc]

That only works if your sense of smell does too.

 

[Modoc]

 

[Modoc]

 

[Lawless]

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

 

[Lawless]

 

[Moose]

When this song was released…



This song was 50 years old.



And this song is now 53 years old




Feel old yet?


Sirhr

Love Jon Lord on the organ in deep purple.

 

[Modoc]

 

[Maser]

I'm on the kid's side on this one. Not being able to pause online games is a real thing.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Watch to the end not all heroes wear capes

 

[cas6969]

The ever popular "crowd stomp", I'm all for making it legal to shoot every single person standing around kicking/punching.

 

[mikeinfwa]

I saw CDB in 1993 at The Boat House (no bigger than a small bar, with a tiny stage, gone now) in Norfolk VA and stood about five feet from him the whole show. Tickets were $20. I have zero idea why he would have done a tiny, shit-hole venue like that, for almost no money, but it was incredible. One of the most amazing shows of my life.

I saw the Romantics at a dive bar in Tupelo MS in 1987. “What I Like About You” was there big hit

 

[Longshot231]

I'm on the kid's side on this one. Not being able to pause online games is a real thing.

How would the grandson like it if he had the game taken away? A better punishment would be making him play a good old fashioned board game with grandma.

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[Weaselthis]

Growing up shooting, I was an expert shot before I ever owned my first set of ear pro. Chainsaws with no mufflers, Harley straight drag pipes, wind, heavy equipment including sitting on a backhoe rock hammer all day...my poor ears.

what's that again?......what'd you say?.......say that again, please...
I can identify, brother. I can smell a rat fart at 1000 yds. but can't hear a bomb go off in the other room.
We pay dearly for stupid shit done dirt cheap and this gettin' old ain't for sissies....

 

[Keith E.]

I saw the Romantics at a dive bar in Tupelo MS in 1987. “What I Like About You” was there big hit

In the '88-'89 timeframe, I saw Keith Whitley, with his band, in a country music "bar" in Va. Beach. We went there to hang out, having no idea that he would be there. His band, Miami?, opened with a half hour set. They were good, as was he. Great show throughout. Small venues can be rocked with good talent, as we've seen/heard.

Also, they sold huge Ice Tea drinks for $6ea. Supposedly, two of them would drop a pretty good buzz onto a 150lb individual.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 Keith

 

[Lawless]

Fixed a few things that needed attention. Going to clean it some tomorrow….got too dang hot today. Took the step tubes off, always hated those things.

4x4 and Elocker work perfectly. Runs excellent, quiet motor. Electric rear window and moon roof work perfectly. The no rust thing is the most amazing part….came from Arizona.

 

[MadDuner]

NOPE

NOPE!

 

[mosin46]

When this song was released…



This song was 50 years old.



And this song is now 53 years old




Feel old yet?


Sirhr

not a big purple fan but i always thought this 1 number justified their existence and carrier. benny goodman needs no further praise but always preferred artie shaw. was a very interesting guy. feel old? no very painfully aware.

 

[mosin46]

trauma codes are messy and often unsuccessful

 

[mikeinfwa]

 

[mosin46]

what county?

 

[Thumper580]

In the '88-'89 timeframe, I saw Keith Whitley, with his band, in a country music "bar" in Va. Beach. We went there to hang out, having no idea that he would be there. His band, Miami?, opened with a half hour set. They were good, as was he. Great show throughout. Small venues can be rocked with good talent, as we've seen/heard.

Also, they sold huge Ice Tea drinks for $6ea. Supposedly, two of them would drop a pretty good buzz onto a 150lb individual.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 Keith

Myself and two friends saw The WHO at the Hampton Coliseum in 1979... Tickets were $25.00. We were 8 rows back from the stage. I couldn't hear for two days after that. Great show...

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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You know she was trained as an IDF Scout-Sniper... Her 'bio is amazing!

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

Seems legit…

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Modoc]

Organ Donor

 

[Modoc]

 

[mosin46]

Seems legit…

really? for sure? not shopped putting the shark out as a megladon?. whites can be 20 feet. this pic is of a white bigger than any whale shark way over known 20m and 7K pounds. if for real then some undoced episode.