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[Lawless]

 

[The D]

As a matter fact, we totally do remember that!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fair enough if you're a Jordan Peterson type who doesn't believe but thinks Christianity is a huge force for good in the world, but it's not because of televangelists AT ALL. The Bible is incredibly clear and prolific in it's pronouncements about both the kingdom/state of Israel and the Jewish people both before and after the New Testament; going so far as to say that those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse it shall be cursed. Both Old and New are full of prophesy about Israel. This is not a new heterodoxy, but established orthodoxy established with dozens of biblical statements of fact from the dawn of the Christian Church. The heterodoxy was the Spanish Inquisition and all the perversions of the dark ages when literacy was confined to the ecclesiarchy and common people could not read or understand The Bible. That's where the blood libels and anti-Jew sentiment came from in the Christian Church, that, and borrowing money the Church leaders decided not to pay back... Once the bible became translated and widespread the heresy of Jew hatred and casting aspersions on Israel became evident to all believing Christians, or "Evangelicals" in the modern parlance. Prayers for Israel are the common in the liturgy across Christian churches. This is really basic and straightforward biblical theology that is not in dispute except at the extreme edges of Christianity. That charlatans trying to fleece Christians would not be open apostates on this biblical jussive is elementary and pedestrian in it's theology.

I know of no Christian Church that does not instruct to at once pray for Jews and Israel while also trying to convert them. This is literally the stories of the apostles to which Christians are called to emulate. It's pretty intuitive as well when you consider ALL the first Christians were originally Jews, and it took Paul (a former Jew himself) to carry the message to the Gentiles. QED basic theology, no TV charlatans required.

Was goi to type TLDR… but actually read three times and you wrote a great passage!!!

Televangelists are scum… along with Vince the Sham-wow guy and those useless Medicare plan/c folks all over the tube right now. Selling religion like Krazy Glue and Ginsu knives. All crap!!

People of faith recognize faith. And people
Not of faith should recognize the value to modern society “of” People of faith. Sadly, the left has harnessed the concept of “freedom from religion” not freedom of religion…’ and forgotten that their rights to not believe stop where your rights to believe begin. Religion is a positive force in the world. Mostly.

People of their various books create the bedrock of modern civilization.

Except the the Muzzies. Because their system is fundamentally flawed. Not in its precepts, but in its allowing every wackjob to become a mullah or an ayatollah or a gong-banger. And live by sword passages. And tell their followers to don Semtex pajamas and blow themselves up along with everyone else in the bus.

Good analysis, fig. It’s why westerners should be behind the Jewish people. Technically, Jesus was probably Jewish before he converted!!

Maybe I read that wrong!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

It was definitely a strange custom to carry part of a dead animal in one's pocket. Yet, it isn't any stranger than some of the crap I see today.

I don't think anyone sells these anymore but would love to show one to a millennial just to see their reaction.

So you are saying that the wallaby scrotum I carry to ward off athletes foot is some kind of myth?

WTF you heretic!!!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

AOC-The IQ of a wet sponge.

Fuck you… that is insulting to wet sponges!

Sirhr

 

[Longshot231]

For some reason, the one I had was dyed red

That was blood.

 

[Longshot231]

Dead animal parts hanging on your walls still OK?

There is an exception to every rule. So shut your whore mouth

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There is an exception to every rule. So shut your whore mouth

Hanging on walls… I have a huge hunk of cow in my crock pot!!

It will bring my taste buds much luck tomorrow night!

Sirhr

 

[timesublime]

AOC-The IQ of a wet sponge.

Better or worse than a fence post?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Jscb1b]

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49 cylinder?

 

[Keith E.]

They've got 'em all over AMZN........

Cat feet?

Keith

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

49 cylinder?

Pratt & Whitney R-4360 Wasp Major - Wikipedia

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[Jscb1b]

Pratt & Whitney R-4360 Wasp Major - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It looks like 7 rows of 7.

 

[timesublime]

It looks like 7 rows of 7.

4 rows of 7.

 

[Sandhog308]

If any of you can remember what this is and why people use to carry it in their purse or pocket, then we can be friends.

I have a foot on a key to a safe place. …… Also carry a Buckeye , a Vietnam Challenge coin , a very sharp knife and 2 condoms

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[kl3309]

So you are saying that the wallaby scrotum I carry to ward off athletes foot is some kind of myth?

WTF you heretic!!!!

Sirhr

Totally worked for its former owner.

(See, not scratching his feet.)

 

[TheHorta]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I have a foot on a key to a safe place. …… Also carry a Buckeye , a Vietnam Challenge coin , a very sharp knife and 2 condoms

“Ears, gentlemen… Sandinista ears.” — Captain Real Estate.

 

[Lawless]

 

[kl3309]

“Ears, gentlemen… Sandinista ears.” — Captain Real Estate.

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Do you take those in pairs or do you share with a buddy?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Do you take those in pairs or do you share with a buddy?

If you only brought in one… you only got paid half…

Sirhr

 

[pmclaine]

 

[dustingaunder]

Snub nose.

 

[Maser]

Just your average BARFCOM member.

 

[kl3309]

If you only brought in one… you only got paid half…

Sirhr

Seems like it'd be easier to keep tabs with single items, like scalps.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

Seems like it'd be easier to keep tabs with single items, like scalps.

Noses are smaller, lighter, less oily, and won't give you lice.

 

[Halfnutz]

Noses are smaller, lighter, less oily, and won't give you lice.

Yes. But they smell.

 

[kl3309]

Yes. But they smell.

And you'll always have the urge to pick one.

 

[Maser]

 

[Longshot231]

I have a foot on a key to a safe place. …… Also carry a Buckeye , a Vietnam Challenge coin , a very sharp knife and 2 condoms

“Ears, gentlemen… Sandinista ears.” — Captain Real Estate.

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Here's something else to think about. Is there really any difference between these two?

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Australia… even the sky is trying to kill ya!

Sirhr

 

[iceng]

If you live in 'straya and you are not actively avoiding being killed at least twice a day, you are playing on easy mode.

 

[supercorndogs]

Wait, what?

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I like to wear bits of dead animal around my waist and on my feet too. As well as filling me belly with them.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[supercorndogs]

Noses are smaller, lighter, less oily, and won't give you lice.

Plus they already have holes for the string.

 

[Maser]

The last part got me!

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[cas6969]

As a matter fact, we totally do remember that!

Yep, four years of people screaming about fascism, then when the actual fascism type stuff started happening... crickets.

 

[Lawless]

 

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