Heaven. In Salem, OR today. Finally pinned on my last rank for the OR Guard before I retire in a coulple years. Had to provide "refreshments" and since it was a early morning promo ceremony I had the great idea to do a table full of biscuits and a gravy fountain. Saw it here on the Hide. I thought it was a smashing idea, true to OR logger and redneck values.
Command poo poo'd the idea. Something about cross contamination and getting everyone sick sharing a gravy fountain. Cowards. So the Joe's had to settle for boxes and boxes of fresh donuts and coffee. Least I could since they had to stand there for a ceremony.