Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Longshot231]

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In case y’all are struggling with what to get me for Christmas I’ve got that 30 year-old bottle of Mcallan on my list.

I once held a bottle of cognac from Erwin Rommel's private stock. The owner would not even let me remove the cap just to get a sniff. I cried.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

You need to scroll up on shelf, right above the one you think you want is the one you really want. while youre at the store pick up a second one for me. I'll be your friend ...until the bottles empty.

I came home with what I could sorry if it disappointed you. My girl made herself a rum. I snapped into the Kentucky bourbon.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

When AI manages to get firearms completely correct and functional, shit might start getting scary LOL.

So far though, ARs are pictured with bent barrels, gas tubes IN PLACE of where the barrel should be, gas tube and barrel ending at the same point in a loop, muzzleloaders with the lock in the MIDDLE of the length of the barrel, and magazine layouts on various SMGs that would make it impossible to feed/chamber... So we are safe from Skynet for now...

 

[Maggot]

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I came home with what I could sorry if it disappointed you. My girl made herself a rum. I snapped into the Kentucky bourbon.

The 'Crack'en looks exciting, expecially with the doughnut ice cubes.

 

[Longshot231]

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In case y’all are struggling with what to get me for Christmas I’ve got that 30 year-old bottle of Mcallan on my list.

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I came home with what I could sorry if it disappointed you. My girl made herself a rum. I snapped into the Kentucky bourbon.

 

[roostercogburn98]

But they’re adorable royal pains in the ass, aren’t they?

Wouldn’t trade em away for much in this world

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

I once held a bottle of cognac from Erwin Rommel's private stock. The owner would not even let me remove the cap just to get a sniff. I cried.

Holy shit that’s a story I’d love to hear the rest of.

 

[The D]

Wouldn’t trade em away for much in this world

Me either

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

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I came home with what I could sorry if it disappointed you. My girl made herself a rum. I snapped into the Kentucky bourbon.

We mix ours with that pure central Oregon water filtered down through 100s of feet of volcanic ash and rock sitting untapped for thousands of years. 100% truly virgin land never contaminated by fertilizer or pesticides.

 

[Longshot231]

Holy shit that’s a story I’d love to hear the rest of.

There's not much to it. I was friends with a German Navy Pilot. I was at his home one day and he brought it out.

He said he would probably never open it. I guess I can't blame him.

Anyway, I don't drink anymore. However, he turned me onto a favorite German drink.

Take a bottle of apple schnapps and put it in the freezer. It won't freeze because of the alcohol content.

After it's good and cold, pour yourself a shot and enjoy. When I did drink it was one of my favorite drinks along with Irish coffee.

A redheaded girlfriend turned me onto the Irish coffee. Too many of them and she'd have her way with me.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Maggot]

There's not much to it. I was friends with a German Navy Pilot. I was at his home one day and he brought it out.

He said he would probably never open it. I guess I can't blame him.

Anyway, I don't drink anymore. However, he turned me onto a favorite German drink.

Take a bottle of apple schnapps and put it in the freezer. It won't freeze because of the alcohol content.

After it's good and cold, pour yourself a shot and enjoy. When I did drink it was one of my favorite drinks along with Irish coffee.

A redheaded girlfriend turned me onto the Irish coffee. Too many of them and she'd have her way with me.

I do believe about the time.I hit About seventy five years old that bottle would get cracked open and drank because I'll be d***** if I leave it to somebody else to crack open and drink and at 75 I wouldn't have to worry about that is a cool story.I wonder how the navy pilot came by it