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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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He's lucky that he only got that. Nevertheless, I can here his story now! (read the following like Mike Tyson out loud).

"I got dis scar from a piece of shrapnel. I was fightin' dem Arabs in de sandbox and dey wuz throwing everything they had at me. Machine guns, bazookas, RPGs, rockets and heavy artillery. I kept on fightin' dem Arabs even though I thought dey wuz gonna kill me. Anywaze, I weren't gonna let dem goat fuckers take me alive. I was shootin' so fast wid my assault rifle dat the barrel turned cherry red. Dem arabs wuz pilling up in front of me so fast and so much that I had to stand on top of the bodies to shoot the rest of them. I had to do it to save my division from being overrun. Sheeeet, I wuz so use to fightin' like that back in the hood that dis wuz nuttin. Sheeeet, when I ran out of ammuition, I bayoneted the goat fuckers when dey come at me wid their swords. They even put the kids up to fight. Sheeeet, I may be a lot of things but I wasn't gonna kill dem. I jest bitched slapped dem little goat fuckers like I did the ole' lady back in the hood. The only thing I got out of the battle wuz dis scar and a bunch of medals. I sold them and gave the money to charity to support the orphans I made dat day. Duz you want my authograf?"

 
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If you can swing it, the best way to get an Elk or Bear Carcass out of a Coastal Canyon. Best two cases of beer spent.

I had my c. 1000 lb moose hauled out on a log skidder. Cost me $100 in 2005. Holy hell that was the best hundred I ever spent!!! Dropped right in the back of my pickup. I'd never seen my F350 Squat before.... But that did it!

Sirhr
 
I had my c. 1000 lb moose hauled out on a log skidder. Cost me $100 in 2005. Holy hell that was the best hundred I ever spent!!! Dropped right in the back of my pickup. I'd never seen my F350 Squat before.... But that did it!

Sirhr
Waited for last call at the bar …..again?
 
We sent out a “light turn” for a couple hunters one time… when that black bear got to the carriage, I could hear the yarder operator howling in laughter from the bottom of the hill. He looked like he was flapping his wings and flying up the hill. Supposedly there was a bottle or case of something involved, but I never even sniffed it.
 
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So did 1975, 1986, 1997, 2003, and 2014. 1964, 1992, and 2020 also started Wednesday but they're leap years.

Let's see...

1964... Vietnam started.
1975... Vietnam fell.
1986... Chernobyl
1992... Worst year for natural disasters in USA led by Hurricane Andrew (Oh and Rodney King Riots)
1997... Worst flooding and tornado disasters in US history...
2003... Bill Clinton took office, Mog.
2014... Ebola outbreak
2020... Well, that was a great year...

Don't think the left has rolled over and disappeared... they are going to try and crash the whole damn thing since they can't have it...

Financial crisis? Crash the dollar? WW3? Disease outbreak (real this time?) Assassinations? More Taylor Swift?

It's going to get ugly out there before it gets better. IMHO, the bluehairs are just getting ready to go nucking futz!!!

Sirhr
 
Let's see...

1964... Vietnam started.
1975... Vietnam fell.
1986... Chernobyl
1992... Worst year for natural disasters in USA led by Hurricane Andrew (Oh and Rodney King Riots)
1997... Worst flooding and tornado disasters in US history...
2003... Bill Clinton took office, Mog.
2014... Ebola outbreak
2020... Well, that was a great year...

Don't think the left has rolled over and disappeared... they are going to try and crash the whole damn thing since they can't have it...

Financial crisis? Crash the dollar? WW3? Disease outbreak (real this time?) Assassinations? More Taylor Swift?

It's going to get ugly out there before it gets better. IMHO, the bluehairs are just getting ready to go nucking futz!!!

Sirhr
Fuck no, anything but more Taylor Swift, please God!