Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[doubloon]

By 1988 I had already learned to write code (to be fair it was on a C64 with the book that came with it), and learned that I fucking hated programming and greatly preferred video games. LOL

I learned I liked it in college.

By 1988 I was already well into my second job out of university at NASA designing and developing ground based graphical interface controls for shuttle payloads in X Windows and C. First job was designing and developing pipeline and factory monitoring and automation systems in assembler and C ... SCADA.

 

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[hino895]

Which insurance covers this service

Ive got that from the wife a few times over the years while in the hospital...not so much as she matures.

 

[Mike Casselton]

First time I ever used the word in a sentence was 1988. Were any of you 'tards even born yet?

nyah!

A lot of us tards were quite a few years into our non-geek careers.

 

[CamW]

 

[doubloon]

A lot of us tards were quite a few years into our non-geek careers.

Machinist, welder, mechanic ... unless you're something like an accountant, a cash register jockey or a shoe salesman you're just a different kind of geek compared to most of America.

 

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[doubloon]

Pentagon shoots down Iran 'mothership'​

Pentagon shoots down Iran 'mothership' claim amid New Jersey drone mystery

Since mid-November, large drones of uncertain origin have been repeatedly spotted in the sky at night over central and northern New Jersey.

abcnews.go.com

 

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Admit it! You would take it for a spin!

 

[doubloon]

Admit it! You would take it for a spin!View attachment 8566973

 

[theLBC]

/would

 

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[doubloon]

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Who you kidding?

The only thing that stopped us from trying it was not having a rocket that big.

 

[jmp1]

Wind in howling

Power is out

Woodstove is hot

Oil lamp is lit

Snuggling with my sweet wife like the 1700s

I can't even remember the last time I sat home with no power. Power is out.....so am I. Guess that will be on the list when I retire. Enjoy!

 

[Aussie Joe]

https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/national-news/7-08-pm-est-at-least-five-drones-over-cliffside-park-nj-aimed-at-new-york-city

 

[JerkyFreak]

Not just USA that use red and green lights for port and starboard. The rest of the world do as well. They are quite important so that you do not lose orientation visually.

 

[Longshot231]

Admit it! You would take it for a spin!View attachment 8566973

Will it outrun a roadrunner with a coyote in the driver's seat?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Will it outrun a roadrunner with a coyote in the driver's seat?

Yes.

Sirhr

 

[Lawless]

Pentagon shoots down Iran 'mothership'​

Pentagon shoots down Iran 'mothership' claim amid New Jersey drone mystery

Since mid-November, large drones of uncertain origin have been repeatedly spotted in the sky at night over central and northern New Jersey.

abcnews.go.com

I believe this guy saying this is akin to Guam flipping over….

 

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[whatsupdoc]

Ive got that from the wife a few times over the years while in the hospital...not so much as she matures.

And then they wonder why older men want younger women.

 

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[oneshot86]

Who you kidding?

The only thing that stopped us from trying it was not having a rocket that big.

Truth

 

[timesublime]

 

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