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Come on . . . some of you PhotoShop guys surely have time to do this - - - please.
 
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Oh man, all this talk.....

I turn 40 here shortly.

its already began. Got a neck cramp last friday riding bikes with my kid, just a quick 8 mile ride. On my old mtn bike that leans over so you have to “look up” to see where you are going.
Today is the first AM its not actively painful waking up. Loosens during the day and feels better....
Extra stress surely helps em go away faster, right??
Lol
You have a big surprise coming.
 
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@Steel head - you mean the perfect alarm clock on my birthday or another surprise???

The aches of life that keep coming are no surprise. I have taken care of a lot of gomers in my day. They all said “you just wait!!” I am sure they are laughin now.

I do believe eating well and keeping fit helps a lot.
Now just an 8 yr old daughter to raise through puberty, which will be easy and stress free😎
 
Kill deer has 2 eggs hatched this eveningView attachment 7353745View attachment 7353746
Last week my sister brought her boyfriend’s dog (German Shorthair Pointer) over to my house for a few hours. She (Dog) came running out of the weeds behind my garden shed with something in her mouth. Realized very quickly it was a turkey egg. Found a turkey nest in the weeds about 15 yards behind my shed. Looking forward to seeing the turkey poults running around my yard soon.
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Last week my sister brought her boyfriend’s dog (German Shorthair Pointer) over to my house for a few hours. She (Dog) came running out of the weeds behind my garden shed with something in her mouth. Realized very quickly it was a turkey egg. Found a turkey nest in the weeds about 15 yards behind my shed. Looking forward to seeing the turkey poults running around my yard soon.
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That's cool. Additional pictures throughout the process, please!
 
That's cool. Additional pictures throughout the process, please!
Obviously gonna try to stay away from the nest (and keep a closer eye on the dog from now on), but I’ll definitely try. For some reason, the square mile around my house is lousy with turkeys. I counted 12 turkeys (5 hens and 7 jakes/toms) walking a circle through my yard two weeks ago. I’ve never been a turkey hunter, but in this target rich environment I’m pretty sure I’m gonna give it a try next spring. 😂
 
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I found a box of razor blades inside the wall of house that were made by Winchester

Today the male and female Orioles showed upView attachment 7353882
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Romba stopped by View attachment 7353884

Remember that slot in the back of medicine cabinets?

That was to toss your used blades in.

Refurb an old house likely you will find thousands of used double edge razor blades between the studs where the medicine cabinet was.
 
Yellowfin football.

Those are the cocksuckers I'd like to try to reel in.

Steak him up and sear a 1/8 inch of crust with sushi interior.
This being the first trip should get better and hopefully a bit closer as the water pushes in. I'll send you a pm after work to see if I can get you on these next weather window.