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A computer disk started a competition between a neanderthal and cromagnon.

I set a personal best today. Number of consecutive days waking up alive but some of y'all are Olympic. I mean as in you witnessed the first Olympics. Now we know who those social security numbers belong to that DOGE found.

Keep it up and I wil start a bicycle or pitbull theme.
 
Who learned on an abacus?




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I graduated High School with a dude named George that is way beyond smart. When he was 14 his Dad had a stroke and he basically took over their cattle business and mercantile stores books. In study hall he had a table where he did lots of his book work. He only used an Abacus 😳
This was before computers or fancy calculators.
George graduated first in class from college in 2 years , first in his law school class.
He now is the CEO of some large banks in the South.
 
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@SONIC SAAMI I like pineapple on pizza but…

There is only one mayonnaise


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I've tried most all of them and I'd like to be one of the sophisticated mayonnaise snobs but on a blind taste test, I couldn't tell you the difference between Duke's, which I currently have in the fridg, Hellmann's and the tangy zip of Miracle whip on a hamburger. Mayo is mayo.
 
Just think; people pay money for this!


I love roller coasters and other shit like this. I also love seeing someone get in over their head and freak out. I was at the amusement park in the side of a mountain in Glenwood Springs, CO and my stepdaughter and I were in line for this giant swing. There was a group of girls in front of us who were talking themselves up for it but I could tell they were a little apprehensive. One girl thought she was going to cheat a bit by sitting facing the mountain instead of facing out over the valley. Well…If you do that, when the swing gets far enough out you end up looking straight down a giant fucking cliff. She got to that point and completely lost her shit. Screaming her face off and probably cracking the seat from squeezing her hands around the armrest so hard. It was the highlight of the entire weekend for me and I tell this story and laugh every chance I get 😂

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Edit: I’m sure @powdahound76 can back me up on this too
 
Miracle Whip is not Mayo... it's pure evil. ;)

The Nazi's DEMOCRATS invented Miracle Whip...
FIFY.
Probably all those Mao/Stalin supporting Democrats
Kraft invented it and John Kerry's wife company still makes it and ships it. They laugh at the serfs that eat it.
"Miracle Whip is a condiment manufactured by Kraft Heinz."
Soylent Green hidden in a bucket :poop:
 
I love roller coasters and other shit like this. I also love seeing someone get in over their head and freak out. I was at the amusement park in the side of a mountain in Glenwood Springs, CO and my stepdaughter and I were in line for this giant swing. There was a group of girls in front of us who were talking themselves up for it but I could tell they were a little apprehensive. One girl thought she was going to cheat a bit by sitting facing the mountain instead of facing out over the valley. Well…If you do that, when the swing gets far enough out you end up looking straight down a giant fucking cliff. She got to that point and completely lost her shit. Screaming her face off and probably cracking the seat from squeezing her hands around the armrest so hard. It was the highlight of the entire weekend for me and I tell this story and laugh every chance I get 😂

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Edit: I’m sure @powdahound76 can back me up on this too
I took the kid to the county fair once. While standing in line for one ride, I saw one of the carnies using a water hose on the seats for another ride.

I drew the attention of the lady standing behind me to what the carnie was doing and asked, "what do you think he's doing that for?"

She replied that she didn't know. So I asked her to think about it again. Then she walked over asked the carnie why he was hosing off the seat.

Then he told her as I watched her turn green. He said he usually had to hose the seats off several times a day.



 
Folgers tastes the same as fresh roasted Blue Mtn beans too!!

And a Ballpark hotdog is just as good as a slow smoked hot link!


Miracle Whip is a crime against humanity.
I was raised on it and my folks still eat it.
I mock their communist ways every time they say they like it more than Duke’s.
CPS should have been called. No child should should be made to endure the foulness that is Miracle Whip. I hope you have recieved counselling for you childhood trauma.
 
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Lack of air bags in sufficient quantity and no ABS are a couple of the things that prevent it from landing here.

The base model is a flat bed and has no air bags at all, you have to pay extra to get the bags and drop sides.

It has about half the HP and torque of a regular Tacoma (there's a reason for that higher MPG) so it would make a good work truck but it's not going to appeal to the average "truck guy".

I hear there are some efforts being made to bring it to market in the US but expect to pay a higher price than $13k once it meets regulations and import taxes. Expect to pay $18k-$22k for one on the lot in America.

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Lack of air bags in sufficient quantity and no ABS are a couple of the things that prevent it from landing here.

The base model is a flat bed and has no air bags at all, you have to pay extra to get the bags and drop sides.

It has about half the HP and torque of a regular Tacoma (there's a reason for that higher MPG) so it would make a good work truck but it's not going to appeal to the average "truck guy".

I hear there are some efforts being made to bring it to market in the US but expect to pay a higher price than $13k once it meets regulations and import taxes. Expect to pay $18k-$22k for one on the lot in America.

iu


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Put a locking tool box on that and some bungy straps and I'd drive it. I'd also add wooden sideboards.
 
Lack of air bags in sufficient quantity and no ABS are a couple of the things that prevent it from landing here.

The base model is a flat bed and has no air bags at all, you have to pay extra to get the bags and drop sides.

It has about half the HP and torque of a regular Tacoma (there's a reason for that higher MPG) so it would make a good work truck but it's not going to appeal to the average "truck guy".

I hear there are some efforts being made to bring it to market in the US but expect to pay a higher price than $13k once it meets regulations and import taxes. Expect to pay $18k-$22k for one on the lot in America.

iu


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Still half the price of a new Polaris Ranger
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