Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Sgt47]

 

[texan79423]

Just dropping these off today

 

[texan79423]

Again

 

[BullGear]

Just dropping these off today

Ask my kids. I've been doing this for more than 34 years (the age of my oldest).

It actually worked 1 time. We were in a burger joint and in runs a kid and then someone else. They run around the restaurant a few times. The kid runs past me and I jump up and tackle him. I sit on him and the guy chasing him brings out cuffs and takes over. Seems the kid stole a few items the the guying chasing, was an off duty cop playing security guard for the store. I got a big thank you from the cop and the manager gave me a gift card for my trouble.

I did it more to protect my kids who were with me. No need for thigs to get out of control.

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Maddybrook]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Steel head]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Maddybrook]

 

[PatMiles]

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Hey Joe, put that banana where the sun don't shine!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Lawless]

This may not be safe for work with volume up but hahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

English to Ned Flanders Translator ― LingoJam

lingojam.com

In case anyone is interested... this could be useful! Especially for folks in gated communities or towns named Springfield!

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

I love how all those Aunt Teefah pussies are all up in arms about a kid getting his ass whipped after opening a mans car door without permission.

I feel the punk got off lucky.

And why was that dude just sitting there?
Thats my main question.

 

[DuneBoer]

Looks like he was wearing a vest.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[armorpl8chikn]

"BOW AND ARROW!"

I can only imagine their screams when I show them my little black and silver friend.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

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[4065HW]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Steel head]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

DPRK back to testing again, eh?

 

[Thorny]

 

[4065HW]

 

[memyselfi]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Sgt47]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[powdahound76]

I know a few here have been there. @clcustom1911 @Garvey
Not trying to leave anyone out, just know those guys for sure.

That officer has stones the size of Jupiter being that calm working on a baby not breathing with an obstruction.

Made my nuts suck up a bit.
That officer was awesome.
I suck at google, what city was that in?

 

[clcustom1911]

I know a few here have been there. @clcustom1911 @Garvey
Not trying to leave anyone out, just know those guys for sure.

That officer has stones the size of Jupiter being that calm working on a baby not breathing with an obstruction.

Made my nuts suck up a bit.
That officer was awesome.
I suck at google, what city was that in?

Cool as a cucumber the whole way through. Damn.

I can tell you when you leave a call like that, and your adrenaline goes away... you need a nap.

 

[DuneBoer]

I can see the CNN headline now. Cop terrorizes family by beating baby until it cries.

 

[Jaron3]

Cool as a cucumber the whole way through. Damn.

I can tell you when you leave a call like that, and your adrenaline goes away... you need a nap.

I’m not LE but I was in his situation once. After everything was over I had to take a walk where no one could see me so I could collect my nerves. That officer is a professional.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]