Hemingway was deep in his cups one night with friends and claimed with a wager that he could write a story in six words. He wrote:
Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
His friends paid up.
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Baby shoes for sale. Never worn.
His friends paid up.
We live in the sticks, we just are not a place where things like this could happen but…. We do have a solar electric gate that keeps vehs from even getting up here to be a nuisance.
Been there, that damned mast swings everyway but right. Scares the heck out of you. It’s a lot higher up there than it looks from down here. About as stable as a democrat with a bottle of gasoline in his/her/they/them hand.
As an observant person could surmise, I am infatuated with sailing ships. I was probably a pirate in a previous plane of existence. The thought of living on a boat and migrating along the east coast from New England to South America has been something I dreamed about.
It’s a heck of a better life than being a small time horse trainer.
My favorite is when they say kiss my ass…I say, ok, bend over….Then kick those sorry assholes to the moon.
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