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Dr: “So you say you get a burning sensation when you urinate?”
Me: “No, fire shoots out when I take a piss!”
Boy, were they stupid, should've used duct tape.
Had a couple friends out whose kids had never seen a whaler or caught a fish. Had a nice day on the boat and seen 12 whales and caught a handful of bass and lingcod. I didn't get my phone out in time, but we had a big gray whale swim right up to the bow. The water was clear and they swam under and around us in about 20' of water for about 45min.
He is working on an upgraded version that he wants to take on a world tour. 134 videos in on the upgraded version. Calls it the Marble Machine X.
Dam ...that’s huge. I flew from Guam to Clark AB in da P.I. In a C-5 Galaxy in 72.
Whole trip was in a humid fog seated backwards. Good memories !
I like the snow tires on it.....
Hurricane update:
have had 3 bands, since noon or so, of heavy rain. No wind to speak of yet. I hope it continues to weaken.
Thunder, sometimes very powerful, at times and that crackling electrical sound at times.
Say a prayer for us Tarheels.
have had 3 bands, since noon or so, of heavy rain. No wind to speak of yet. I hope it continues to weaken.
Thunder, sometimes very powerful, at times and that crackling electrical sound at times.
Say a prayer for us Tarheels.
You guys should read up about that machine and what he went through to build it
I think I saw her at Golden Corral. Sirhr
So I used to keep chicken and wouldn’t give the black snakes hell unless I caught them in the coop. There are some really large ones out there, 6’ plus. Later, after feeding all the chickens to the local wildlife, not by choice, I heard about a trick from my new baby momma. Her father’s family grew up in Kitty Hawk, true High Tider’s, creative group. Anyway, her uncle used to trap the snakes trying to get their eggs by finding the hole they were using to gain entry. He would put one ceramic egg outside for the snake to eat, then put one on the inside for the snake to eat. In the morning he’d find a trapped snake that couldn’t go in or out. Or so the story goes.... Would have like to try that one!
Its a split window Stingray.
of course it is worth it.
with metal flake black paint of course.
Im no movie guy, but tell me you know that one....
of course it is worth it.
with metal flake black paint of course.
Im no movie guy, but tell me you know that one....
Lawless, you've said that like 4 times just this week... Who you trying to convince bro, us or you?! Haha
I wonder how easily he could regurgitate it with a zip-tie or hose clamp around his neck.....just wonderin’.
Not suggesting. Just a science experiment like, Tusko the Elephant.
That time two scientists killed an elephant with a massive overdose of LSD because…science
There are times when the best advice is ignored by those it’s intended to help. If only Tusko the elephant had taken the hint from Nellie and packed his trunk and waved goodbye to Oklahoma City Zoo. Then maybe dear old Tusko would have avoided his untimely and unnecessary death on August 3rd...
Well we are supposed to get possibly 70mph here at some point. Rain has been heavy and thunder booming at times. Eye made landfall at Ocean Isle about 30 mins ago or so. It is basically coming straight up I95 and I’m about 5 miles or so from the interstate.
I really hope it weakens. I don’t want to have to run the generator tonight.
50k plus without power in southeastern NC.
We have a flood warning but I’m not worried about the house, we’re up on a good hill and have never had that problem.
Keep wishing I was at the other house
I really hope it weakens. I don’t want to have to run the generator tonight.
50k plus without power in southeastern NC.
We have a flood warning but I’m not worried about the house, we’re up on a good hill and have never had that problem.
Keep wishing I was at the other house
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