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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.
8. Am I dreaming?
9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.
8. Am I dreaming?
9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
10. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last. Isn’t this Biden administration great or what?
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last. Isn’t this Biden administration great or what?
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I painted the TF 1-501 PIR rock way back in 2002. Not sure if it is still there but it was a monster.
I wondered if anyone would chime in. I went there to pick up a vehicle and took that picture on the way in. Ive been in the middle of no where a time or two, but that place sure made me feel like it!
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It is Coeur D' Alene Idaho. I'm up the road a bit and it's dark at night and lots of stars. The downtown area is really cool though.
Spent a week up there about 10 years ago before everyone found out about it. Priest lake and the other lakes that I can't spell right now are amazing. Talked to a local park ranger and he told me stories about the size of the fish that came out of the lakes before the invasive species got there and devoured the food the native fish rely on.
Where is this.
from @roostercogburn98 description, sounds like a place maybe in the CA desert I have read about….
I just recently bought the wife a new kitchen. For what I paid for that I could have bought a nice running GTO. As long as I keep her happy she doesn't even ask what I spend on guns and cars.
I like the body lines of the 64/65's also but the 66 fell into my lap and it was a true tri-power four speed car and I couldn't pass on it. I just need to make time to finish it but life had other plans. Two boys to raise. One is gone and following my footsteps. He is serving with the 101st at Cambell. The other is just learning to drive so I am a little thankful the GTO isn't roadworthy yet.
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I think it is Freddie’s stomping grounds. Some place nightmares are made of
spent 6 days in August at the Cour d Alene resort. Fished for Chinook Salmon every morning, Tough fishing but my wife caught a 18 lb fish.
That’ll be a nope, with a side of nope, a glass of nope and a fuck naw for dessert.
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