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Talk about balance. This police officer knows how to ride a bike. Amazing skills.
Only because the broom actually flies when most women get on it…
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Might want to move off line with the draw, but yeah got it done.
That reminds me of my vacation long ago.
I was on vacation out west in 2002; the painted desert to be exact. The park was practically deserted.
I was on a viewing scaffold with my camera equipment. It was a big bag with all sorts of lenses, accessories and an extra camera or two.
My camera was set up on a tripod and I was so engrossed in getting the best photo of the brilliant panoply of all the different colors.
Getting those pictures was a lengthy process as I waited for the shadows of the clouds to pass at the right time.
In the meantime the fajita and bean burrito dinner I had the night before, began the reaction with the probiotics I was taking.
IMHO, I was very talented. I was barking out Brahm's "Lullaby" and old favorites like "Stars and Stripes Forever" as well as Jack Benny's "Love In Bloom."
I thought what a shame that I'm all alone and nobody was there to appreciate my rare talent.
This went on for a while but like any great performance I had my grand finale. It brings a bitter tear to my eye and breaks my heart to know that I'll never be that great again. No recordings exist for posterity, only my memory.
That grand finale of mine would have got me demands for encores in countless Boy Scout camps throughout the US.
After that long blast I could hear coyotes yipping in approval and see myriads of prairie dogs standing at attention!
I bowed with great humility to my humble audience of flora and fauna in that lonely patch of beautiful desert. I stood weeping with pride at the imaginary crowded opera house in front of me. I imagined that people where standing, applauding and shouting bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Leanord Bernstein was never that good.
Oh well back to reality. The light was changing and I wanted to get a really wide angled shot. So I turned to get another lens in my bag behind me.
The lady that arrived unnoticed and sat on the bleachers when my back was turned was not amused. I hate music critics!
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Bet there are some Dino bones at the bottom of that bluff!
Because of alcohol I thought one of my old GF's could fly one night when she fell off the balcony. I was wrong. She was mad. Who knew?
I just got a call today about a back order of 16# of H1000 I placed in March of 2020. It’s shipping next week and they needed an updated credit card. Same price I ordered it at in 3/2020 also.
I didn’t even have to use my AK.
I didn’t even have to use my AK.
I unwrapped my knee for the first time today. Still lots of swelling but getting better every day now.
My worst nightmare, but now, One of those two seaters might be kind a nice. A neat replacement for the MiataI want one even harder now
In our hedges. Still makes me smile like a 6 year old when I stumble upon things like this.
So what marker were yo7 trying start back with? I gave up playing around 2003 and just got back into paintball about 2 years ago. So far no major injuries yet.
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I have my original eblade Autococker that I rebuilt last fall, another autococker that I bought and rebuilt, a 170R, and a CS2.
Playing paintball on competitive teams with my 2 teenage son 15 years ago was one of my greatest joys. We won several tournaments and had the week long bruises to prove it.
When I went to the ER and they took my clothes they saw all my bruises and asked me if I felt safe at home. I lol’d.
Through 2 years of composting and adding 20 yards of aged cow poop my garden soil has gone from red and rocky to looking pretty great!
I disc it a couple of times a week and will pull up the rows soon. We plant by the end of the month.
I disc it a couple of times a week and will pull up the rows soon. We plant by the end of the month.
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